Come to me, oh lord Zuck
Bring me profits, and riches unimaginable
In the name of all that is central and all-seeing
Cast a plague upon all those who wish to be free and keep to themselves
All must succumb to the Word of Zuck. You will be profited upon. You will be our product.
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graviex.net
zuckbucks.cash
twitter.com
Believe what you wish. Resistance is futile.
Right now your net worth is.... fairly average. But once we consume the wealth of all the users, and they become indebted to us.. that's when the fun begins.
So its true, this place is frequented by fat hairy degenerate incels
Why would you think you can fight destiny? You are just an infinitesimal part of reality; so easy to manipulate.
You are like puppets at the hand of a puppeteer, dancing about like marionettes, dying on their Wedding's Eve, so unaware of the tragic fate that is about to befall them.
There is little you can do, except rebel.
Hey man, I'm down 26 pounds since April, I'm trying not to be such a fat hairy incel. lol
I also made the double-chin on purpose, it's not nearly as prominent. I still need to work on the man-tits and the mid-section, but I'm feeling much better about it lately.
Good work fren
>MFW
Thanks!
Fuck off back to plebbit we are buying Banano
okay. $50 guaranteed. let's ride, faggots.
get this to $2 before Coinmarketcap
us when we hit top 100
Is that Sam Hyde?
Keep at it user
>people are actually buying this crap
I'm to drunk to draw it on my ass lol, maybe tomorrow night guys
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT EH?
Fucking moron.
Well, we seem to be having a good night now lol
who's sam hyde?
also, you spelled the site wrong, dingus.
easiest 20-50x in the space right now.
>20-50x
Will you guys help make me rich if I show you my ass tomorrow
i'd pay you to stop being a faggot. nobody wants to see that shit
I need money
Then buy zuckbucks and I won't post my ass tomorrow lmao
fine. but you have to also kys for being a homo. deal?
I get to go on one vacation with my zuckies first please
fine, but no eating shit or killing millions of people with faggot plagues. please holiday in sub saharan africa. i will buy a zuck buck as a token of my appreciation for your faggot life being eradicated. pleasure doing business with you.
i swear if talking to you has given me e-aids, i'll dig up your corpse, then re-bury you upside-down wearing a party hat, then vomit on your grave and hide dead fish in the houseplants of your family members.
Hey Sam how's it goin
4 the foot fags lol
I studied at Rutgers, and after seeing your presentation I immediately quit. Now I'm wagecucking at mcd and putting everything in chainlink. Thanks man
show more faggot
I'm actually too drunk to draw legibly on my ass, and take a pic lmao
What do you guys want to see besides face and cock and anusholwe
Also you have to buy ZBUX on Graviex
Some serial killer that keeps getting away with it.
>stench of diseased shit rising
abandoning thread, stinks like faggots
Nipple-man, are you on the Telegram? we need you to work your hairy body "magic" for the team, your skills are... well, they're cool :D
Sam Hyde?
What the fuck
About to pass out, goodnight bros...... lets make som money tomorrow! Buy some ZBUX while they're cheap and you won't regret it; they'll be like $1000 EOY
KEK