Dump the stock

Dump the stock

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It's actually fucking real. Holy fucking shit.
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This is the type of person who gets called tard by the other tards

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finally time to long apple

yall got clickbaited.

pretty sure there are smaller versions of the iphone avaliable
>not archiving the link
el oh el

Stop buying the XL phone they do for a fucking status symbol then, fuckin women

Liberals getting liberaled. Bullish.

>pretty sure there are smaller versions of the iphone avaliable
they're women. they NEED to have the VERY BEST iphone on the market, or tantrums and divorces are imminent. apple is clearly misogynist and bigoted, they should be hung, drawn and quartered while apologising profusely to wymynkind.

Apple will partner with Chromia soon.

pic related is the real reason you should be short

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>"All I wanted was a phone with portrait mode, and now I'm miserable."
>"[...]endless struggles in my daily life."

The absolute state of roasties. How did western society fall so far? (don't worry I already know it was the Jews)

This is actually bullish. They're finally clearing house of all the Jobs-era cultists.

Don't you get it. They are actively looking for something to complain about or to be offended by.
The era of "Wo wo, I feel sad wen u maek phon dat dun fit me hund. Wy u do dis to me womens, u opressing withe males :(:(:(" has begun.

Women are the ones that spend literally 99% of their free time glued to their fucking phones.

They make up half the population.

They are the reason I can't buy a fucking reasonable size phone with decent specs any more.

Complain that phone screens are too big.

What is this time line?

Apple is good because of the autistic obsession with having something simplistic that just works, and only adding features that make sense. If they start doing things like other companies their phones will become bloated trash, some may say they already are. I've had my iphone for a few years and it still works like new: consistent upgrades, nice ui, fast. Perfect for the casual user. Changing that will probably make the phones worse

This. I just want a waterproof phone with good specs, SD card and changeable battery. Dual sim if possible. But since thst is not sexy super slim shiny. They don't make it. Was no problems a few years ago...

>“why didn’t you just buy an older, smaller phone?”

Because I wanted portrait mode, duh. I want to look hot in my pictures! All I want in life is to look good on Instagram and scroll aimlessly on my phone while I’m waiting for the subway. Apple should not force me to choose between the two.

>I have gotten used to Apple running my life. It already has all my data, and I like the basic infrastructure and connection between devices.

>Anyway, I’m not going to read a million other phone reviews in an effort to figure out what non-Apple phone is best for me

>Instead, needs outside of those of a cisgender American man tend to be a footnote,

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jony *was* what made apple great, to the point all their competitors copied his designs. jobs was the firebrand with the vision and an iron fist, and jony autistically implemented it with his designs. with both of them gone its over for apple.

100% agree

The Sony Xperia Compact lines come close, but they were discontinued because they didn't sell.

I was looking forward to upgrading my Z5 Compact this year and then get the news there will be no Compact this year (if ever). I have not seen a single woman with one.

Fuck women are so fucking stupid. When fembots arrive they will be used as slaves.

la creatura.......

le finnish face