/smg/ stock market general

Gap between oil and SP500, guess what happens next :^) edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
Get ThinkOrSwim with a TDA account

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/


Previously on /smg/:

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Other urls found in this thread:

reuters.com/article/us-canopy-growth-ceo/canopy-growth-co-ceo-bruce-linton-says-he-was-fired-cnbc-idUSKCN1TY1HV
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I bought 10k vanguard small-cap index and 10k think global real estate ETF yesterday with my crypto profits, how am I doing?

you did good if we ignore that we are 100 points from the next and final ATH

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We are currently at ATH in the futures market.
ATH is 0 points away

If you mean ATH at close, it will probably be today, but who knows what the index will be

Euro confederacy crisis in October (Lagardian uberdove)
Capital flee to U.S. equity
Global megacaps surge higher
Saudis take advantage to pump and dump Aramco
Zuck seeks global corporatocracy
Keep this on the hush hush spectrum

-t.speculator

>Saudis take advantage to pump and dump Aramco

man oil is having its last days of glory, going down to 40 within the next five months. Today is EIA bullshit day tho so stay out. Tomorrow will be an easy trade.

as for the rest of it idk desu, i see us being crab until we hit singularity

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Daily reminder to buy TELL. It's at a great price for buying now. Will be over 20 dollars within 2 years time.

Not to late for you guys to get in on BABA

Watch me make sick gains on MSFT and AMD today faggots

>Europe is surely doomed
What does it mean when 100% of the biz braintrust is bearish on something?

I'll watch but I won't be wearing pants you homo

DB calls (not)
maybe daimler. I live in asia and seems like all the chinks drive benz. And there are a lot of chinks

I cant even sleep for more than 4 hours without the thread dying.... come on Jow Forums this is getting sad!

good job op, included previous thread, and /smg/ went in the thread field instead of name!!

reminder that you can have more fun with the flavor text though (fucking with the links subtly is quite fun too :^)

so whats the best strangle to buy today?

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David Sassoli is the new euro parliament boss.

Sassoli sassoli give me the formuoli

Great start!

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>tripfag shits up the thread
>thread gets archived

Like pottery

Mogherini Mogherini give me the tortellini.

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Don't forget the market closes early today

Jesus Christ how many of these threads die in a day ?

Based and reminderpilled

>you can have more fun with the flavor text though
yeah i will in the future
if nobody else is gonna do it i think i can start baking the morning bread regularly

>
yep dont get stuck in any trades at ATH people

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TSLA poppin. Hopefully my NIO follows.

Go in on BABA boys. Deal soon

Is anyone buying Nintendo (NTDOY)?
They announced a new game,looks good,might pump a little

US Deficit
$55.5BN,
Exp. $54.0BN,
Last $51.2BN

Higher odds that a thread dies than it reaches the bump limit.

Probably because histrionic tripfags have turned them into shitholes.

Divvies

U.S.-CHINA MAY TRADE DEFICIT
$30.20 BLN
APRIL DEFICIT $26.90 BLN

When exactly, with timezone?

It's the trip fags and all these shill pnd groups on the board like VIDT fags a d Link

>Higher odds that a thread dies than it reaches the bump limit.
Incredibly false
We had a good 10 months with no dying threads, only bump limit ones, until this June
Newfags this summer have just been even more shit than usual

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yo they printed that money and gave it to china to make a deal i promise

>Non Homo Milk

Fighting the gay

can't let the queers win
pump stock not cocks OK

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reminder that markets close at 1pm, so be quick!

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I think 1pm EST

Haha, silly corporations only pretend to like gays unlike me, a based and redpilled conservative person.

get ready

Lagarde Lagarde give me the Lasagne

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FCEL

how the fuck did you faggots manage to let the thread die?

So I’m taking the advice I got here and buying $50 worth of SNSS. Did a lot of research on it last night and I figured it isn’t a serious loss if i only lose $50 on it, and I think it has a lot of growth potential.

What are some really really cheap stocks I can invest in right now?

AMD

well, ok if you did a lot of research and figured it isn't a serious loss if we only lose $50... I think I too will hit the ask for $50 fren.

Low volume today

Bitcoin

I've got to get it for the right price though. Worst cast scenario I lose $50, it's possible my order doesn't fill and I miss some 10 bagger, who gives a fuck at least I didn't lose my $50.

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>TSLA

reuters.com/article/us-canopy-growth-ceo/canopy-growth-co-ceo-bruce-linton-says-he-was-fired-cnbc-idUSKCN1TY1HV

AAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Do I buy more...?

I own a good chunk, bought some in April, more in May, more in June, and right now it’s doing pretty well for me.

Jesus fuck Merck... knock it off! Stop hitting 52-week highs, you’re making my DRiP less consequential.

$50 is whatever if I lost it, plus I’m putting $1000 into shit that I’ll keep for years on end later this month, and then $250 on top of that each month after. I just like this particular company because they keep on beating expectations and will probably have positive cash flow by next year. I’d be happy if the $50 turns into $200 in a year or two.

Do you poorfags really buy $50 of stocks?

It's because you shit up the threads so much that people stop coming

Just for fun, I’m not going to throw thousands of dollars into companies that are as likely to be out of business in a year as they are to make a profit.

This, we hate you baggie

If Lee Iacocca died today, his name would be Lee Iacroaka

fine, fuck off or don't, i don't give a fuck

Hope you bought that AMD dip frens

$KO is based

This market is so weird
I've invested solely in tech stocks supposed to be high risk, high reward
Yet no matter how the day goes, most of my stocks just crab their way through
Ugh
Am I the only one?

if you like high risk high reward you should put some shit coins in your portfolio for later

I'd rather invest in actual things that have value in real life but thanks tho

>caring about anything except the market
Not gonna make it

Thank you Mr. Market, very cool!

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You weren’t in AYX and SHOP then.

>tfw div

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Thanks AMRN for turning my profile green
> Mfw before yesterday was down 1K+ since I started in February

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Cheers, I'm back in the green today myself thanks to OKTA

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Yay I can now justify spending every waking moment obsessed with this

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>thought about buying SHOP a week ago
>bought ENPH instead
>up 16%

not even mad

Wow. I didn't expect The Bruce to get booted like that. He has made some moves that i think will pay off handsomely within a few years.

I have no dude weed holdings right now as the whole sector is bearish but will be keeping a close eye out for deep drops in to undervalued territory.

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Nice bud, I recently opened in ABBV and GD, added to MSFT and K.

me close long now in un see territory now
pls day profit gonna go eat expensive uncoked fish

shorting 2998 O_O

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Imagine panicking for this AMD dip

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SPY 300! SPY 300!

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would you take profits or stay greedy and wait

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>dem SPY $298 7/5 calls

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Sold MSFT at 136.88, could have bought back at 136.28 but wanted lower, now 137.32.

Which method should I use to kms?

my average cost basis on MSFT is under $95

yall pathetic lmao like just buy and hold and get all the returns lmao

take profits, you will hate me when it goes up but remember the only thing you should believe in is yourself and your ability to find a good trade tomorrow, what is right in principle is always right

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>selling microsoft
>ever

that shit is for hoarding long term with its beautiful growing dividend

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based and divvypilled

I just wanted to play the market a bit :(

Does anyone have any interest in GE?

not since Don Geiss sold GE to Kabletown

>mfw growth stocks go down
>mfw value stocks pop and I want to sell
Are the gods playing with me?

There will be no rate cut. Stop going up and hoping... I mean it this time... Don't make me do this...

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more

4TH OF JULY RALLY

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get a steak mofo

what is a good timeframe for strangles so time doesnt rape me, one week? one month?, six months? one year?

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IDN, KR, NKE, APPS, and VSLR all rallying - feels comfy frens. Enjoy your fourth, shoot guns and fireworks, eat lots of red meat, and drink to excess. I'll see you fags back here on Friday!

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What are you implying is going to happen next regarding S&P/crude spread OP? Crude spike or market crash?

a flawlesssly executed strangle takes less than 1 min

if you taking longer than 5 mins, it just sadistic, get gun for geesh sakes

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you should be strangling constantly

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Based SNSS shiller. This shit's going to be the next Amazon. com.

What the ..

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11 points to go boys
does everyone have their 3000 hats ready?
nice way to celebrate the birthday of the greatest country on earth

also RIP my n-word Bernie Mac. Funny guy, died too young

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That's the picture of the guy who was smoking a cigarette while driving, and after he finished pumping he jumped in and took a bong rip before driving off. I wish I could get gasoline that cheap.