Oh boy oh boy are we early as fuck

Just came across this being shared and commented on manically by hundreds of HRs/normies on LinkedIn.
I think we may truly make it

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Every person in HR needs to be shot

>HR
I'm not from burgerland, why does everyone there hates HR?

Because they have the power to make or break you. Also, nothing good comes from a meeting with HR.

Its human resources they basically play god in capitalism if i wasnt self employed id turn into a communist and slash HR tires

Because of Toby

Imagine the dumbest least qualified fattest bitch you can think of controlling who gets interviews. Gets in trouble for whatever bs oppression is hot right now etc. (they are useless at everything and try to spite you for it by wielding their bs powers)

You just need tell them what they want to hear like good boy and don't talk about your bad attitudes and you can destroy any HR roastie

He's still a good looking chad either way

to me the fact that crypto = homeless bum for them is pretty telling of normie opinion about crypto

Wasted

Fucking kek, that hits home there

put ian balina's face on it

I should've became HR dude. Its the easiest job and you're massively over paid. But I'm a man so I was pressured into Accounting. It's not fair that women get all of this power and have such an easy job making 60k+ while men are working their asses off. If only I'd known.

Yeah but then you have to work with HR thots all day

Fucking girls at HR is easy. Surviving the breakup and/or surviving not committing, that's damn near impossible. They won't just ruin your job, they'll get you on a sexual predator list as a rapist.

>t. guy who has never dealt with this but it's probably true anyway

The office

I love going on linkedin and watching all the normalfags larp as self-important business gurus. It's truly bizarre, the emperor has no clothes and normalfags can't see it because they're too busy posturing in this fake game. It's hilarious to outsiders looking in, but to those participating, they just can't see it.

HR fags are the biggest larpers, by the way. Always talking in that made-up office lingo, jerking off to buzzwords that no one involved in the discussion understands or cares about, because it's all about feeling like you fit the role rather than making sense.

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Hahahaha and why the fuck are they always fat woman! I have twelve hr people all are woman in my hr department all are fat woman

Fat middle-aged women are useless. There is nothing left for them to do, so they naturally gravitate towards the only position that will take them. Useless make-work jobs.

Fat women need to be slaughtered. I call them "Facebook moms." Always on facebook, gossiping, or telling you about some trivial news they found on an article through facebook. Just worthless, low-IQ, fat, annoying cunts. I hate fat middle-aged women. I hate them.

>telling you about some trivial news they found on an article through facebook.

God why is this so true and infuriating
Do they not realize just how fucking little what they're saying matters. They could be shitting their pants and the sound of turds sliding out of their asshole would be more stimulating.
Fuck.

I just started an accessioning position at a lab and its full of fat women and this literally happened last night. That's all they talk about. Useless facebook shit or their retarded kids. It's torture and I hope I learn the stupid system fast enough so I can just listen to music and forget about them

I'm on linkedin and I constantly get invite requests from those "entrepreneur" douchebags. You know who is an entrepreneur? Jeff Bezos and Jeff is too busy to send me an invite.

what about those fucking "sigma black belt" fags. I thought they actually knew martial arts when I read that LOL.

I hate linkinkin for a lot of reasons, but this is a big one. It's a ridiculous game and I have no interest in playing it.

My office HR lady is actually pretty cool, but that’s because it’s a small company and she has other duties besides that

HR is where they stick useless diversity hires who tend to believe fanatically in social justice and actively hamstring actual productivity and the straight men who provide it.

Fucking Toby

lol the ceo of the company I work at is exactly like this he has 10k followers and sometimes he comes into my office and is like user you should like my post on linkedin people really like this one
And I only made a profile to join the company's account but I'm never on there

top fukin' kek

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