I found a bank option which gives you 4% every 30 days. I have 10,000 to invest,and receive 2500 every month.
if i put all my monthly income into this account I will have around 19,000 this very same year.
do i go ahead and do it or are there any better options?
My goal is avoiding wagecukery,I hate a job, i need to avoid degeneracy and play my cards right.
>I also have 7K dollars saved up,and own a good apartment.
10000*.04 = $400
>Brazilian
>Can't do math
>Poor
Checks out
>found a bank option which gives you 4% every 30 days.
that's 48% a year, which is fucking impossible for a traditional investment.
also this
i REVEL in being poor.
it invogorates my nerves,it oils my muscles, it sharpens my intellect and calms my heart.
if i was a first-world pig i would have probably commited suicide by now
long live death!
i INSIST.
my bank offers 4% gains everyday 30 days on any amount.
>my bank offers 4% gains everyday 30 days on any amount.
maybe they're selling guns and drugs in the favelas?
While I support the right to bear arms,and believe selling drugs is part of the free market,i dont think my bank is personally involved on such.
There is no other way they are making 4% every month. Or they are fucking you over.
I reject the notion of anyone fucking me.
I furthermore insist,once again, that I already did this before and got 4% a month.
I ,again,ask if there's a better option than the bank's option.
Well your math was fucked so it doesn't sound like your plan will be as easy as you think. You'll get a better return through DeFi apps like compound and Dharma desu. But yeah that $2500 a month you think you're going to get is actually $400 and that is if the 4% a month thing is legit, I've never heard of such a thing and I'd definitely keep my stinky fuckin dirty fiat in it if I had.
Your bank is running an actual Ponzi scheme, sorry
I Deny my math "being fucked";
i INSIST:I will get 400 for every 10,000 i get
I Revel in that.
i REPEAT; i have done this before. I didn't lose any money. i gained money. by doing nothing.
I seek to avoid work.
making 4% a month is very different in terms of its plausibility depending on the currency being used. if it's a currency that has very high yield government bonds it wouldn't be unrealistic, but there is probably massive inflation going along with it in anything priced in that currency. so it becomes more like something you have to do to keep up rather than something to profit from
Let me guess, you deposited a small amount that you weren’t afraid to lose for a month and they gave you the 4%. Now you’re hooked on the prospect of free money and the “bank” smells your desperation, ready to take your larger deposit.
You say you revel in being poor but do you really? Are you really any sharper or hungrier or are you just greedy and rash because you want to escape?
That's what I literally just said you fucking brainlet. If you can actually get a 4% return every 30 days, don't even think, just do it, you enormous faggot.
Vos sos el schizo del 8?
Im from brazil, i don't speack spanish,only english.
I revel in greed,i consider it a neccesary evil for technological and medical progress.
I deny wanting to"escape"; as i said i already on an apartment.
I just want to be an anti-job NEET.
When my parents die ill start receiving 50,000 a month,im planning on saving money for 10 years I can retire at 30 and live another -20- comfy years as a neet before i start receiving the 50,000.
My only spendings are occasional vidya and manga,and a gym club membership
If it's an actual bank, regulated and everything, then it's a very good investment. 4% PER MONTH would net you $6,010 in a year (if you reinvest everything every month).
In 5 years you would have $100k+
In 10 years $1 million dollars.
It doesn't make sense to be honest.
You're probably doing something wrong, and you're making much much less than you think.
The only logical reason is (BUT inflation has been around 4% annually)
Another option is that they hook you with 4% every month so you deposit everything and then they pay is lower and lower every month.
Once i have more money i want to get involved in buying stocks from a defense(weapons) company,
I dont care about the earnings but i want to be actively involved in a war and have a say,however minor,on how that war plays out.
How do I do that?
talk to the cia. maybe one day they will try to install you as president of brazil.