Guys please tell me what to say next she still hasn't responded

>telling womyn you're awkward, then APOLOGIZING for it
either bait or absolutely pure tardism

Keep messaging her, that will surely make her want to fuck you and will in no way cause her to ignore you further.

yikes

should've stopped at the 1st message
who would want to go on a 2 week vacation with a complete stranger

I live in the US, for 50k I'd get you two girls that would fight over you for weeks.

> Nothing illegal

[email protected]

If you wanna set something up email me

If she hasn't responded dump her/don't message her, I shouldn't have to tell you this desu. Women aren't worth this much of your time, energy, or emotion.

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You went all in way too early. Came off as weak but rich and weird. Next time try to just hit it off in person first without feeling the need to pay someone to spend time with you in the middle of a jungle or whatever.

Btw to all the incels out there, the Chad request would be something like this;
>hey are you free the week of [ ] ?
I dunno...why?
>I booked this trip to Cancun Mexico to go with my gf but I broke up with her couple weeks ago and they won't let me give refund her ticket. I've asked a bunch of my friends already but no one is available that week

This can’t be real.
Is this a troll LARP?

Go to Asia and fuck girls for free for just being white

>t. r/braincels

You virgin have no fucking clue hahah

Huh?
Tell me how you would do it or remain silent you dipshit

say pajjeet

This is pasta I haven't seen before so I've no choice but to believe it's true

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That offers way too high should of said 10k

Seething

I wouldn't mention a past gf, but otherwise this is spot on.
On another note, if you're ever in the asian (China) area, lmk and I'll teach you how to chad the white way. For free too, bc donating my time to you should count as a tax deductible.

i matched with this behemoth on tinder. will respond with first post ending in 7

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can i fuck your chin fat

Since male whales have the biggest dicks do female whales have the biggest vaginas?

bump it up to 100k and she will probably respond quicker

There is nothing you can say. NOTHING.
Forget her and move on.
For the next one just imagine you are brad Pitt and say stuff you I’m agine he would say. Just role play a bit and see what happens.

Try saying you're a nice guy, and if she still doesn't reply call her a slut.

How many chainlink to stick it in your stink?

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god you are terrible with woman. The fuck man, don't you know that is creepy as fuck and you sound like a weak bitch that will call her every 5 minutes and whimper at her every request? fuck i need to start charging for this shit.fuck.

Holy based

can i go OP?

I've known guys who did anything for a girl she will never marry, heck she never even liked him in the first place. I just don't have a clue as to why guys do this to women.

op use that 50k to take me on a vacations and we can have a gangbang orgy woth trannys in Thailand

Hi baby can i have your love please?

>so these are the mighty link marines

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Jow Forums really is infested with newfags and plebbitors now, damn. How can people not recognize this pasta, it used to be posted daily.

I guess you missed the sharpie in pooper thread yesterday
Really? I've been browsing almost daily for the past two years and not seen it once.

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Just one example:
>warosu.org/biz/thread/11211190
You better appreciate, I had to solve 50 fucking captchas just to post this

this is now your only option OP

Hahahahahaha fucking no

Even a dumb roastie can smell bullshit like that and would cringe hard. If you REALLY wanted to go with that, at least exclude the friends part, trying to hard to justify is cringe and a turnoff.
Then again, you shouldn’t ever reply garbage like this in the first place

Cheers lad. Genuinely never saw that before.

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I'll go on a trip to you for 50k user

Post atm machine, hand and timestamp with the text ”645/biz/” within 20 minutes or larp

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thats very good, this is my man anonymous R0/6gLSw

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Say this to her

you are desperate and real men dont apologize.

Jazmine is too busy deep throating Chad while he calls her a whore

Ay yo Fiona whatsupp why r u cheatin on my green nigga Shrek

Listen up, men. If a fat woman approaches you and wants to have sex with you, YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER. No ifs ands or buts about it. First of all, you should be fucking honored as shit to have the opportunity to have a sex with a big beautiful goddess.

More importantly, you have to oblige as she says because if you say no, you are actively oppressing her with your bullshit ridiculous standards of beauty and lets face it, what YOU think is beautiful doesn't matter because she can be as fat as she wants. It's HER body, not yours.

By oppressing her with your fatphobic bullshit though, you are likely going to be triggering her and are thus violating her and her identity and by violating her so viciously like that, you are in fact, committing rape.

Yea you sound desperate as fuck man
>Replace lifting with making money

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How are pajeets such natural chads. Pops my gourd

It's light years better than OPs larp pasta. And quit overestimating dumb roasties.

Based enlightened boomer.

Most high supreme KEK.
Thank you user. That's a funny fucking pic.

Slut. They like to be called sluts. Whore is too biblical.

made me kek
hello Gorgous your so hot and cute open bobs and vagene and siffocate into your roll

this is somehow fucking worse lmao.

at that point it's best to stop talking and wait for her

or take the dominant route and give a simple "please respond"

absolutely based

if she said no to chad, he wouldn't take it as rejection and would keep asking roasties until one said yes.

link 1000$ eoy

I'm sorry but you would be so pretty if you just took care of yourself a bit more.

not one fucking 7 yet?? are you even trying?

haha this is definitely me when i try to pickup girls xD

Hell, I'll find you a girl that'll do it for $50k

just send her elusive parts of sailor and whale fishing songs.
finish it up with the classic.

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

I want you to force feed me mashed potatoes

Ravioli ravioli you make me sick to my stomachioli

Black guys would be like "yo bitch I'm gonna fuk u up yeah and stick sum fucking coke up ur ass and ur gonna suk my dik" and the bitch would be like "ohh yes mr black man I love sucking black dick for free"

All fucking niggers must fucking hang

can i HODL your belly?

OMG...

I fucking LOVE BSV memes.

BSV is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy..

repeated binge-like alcohol drinking increased triglyceride levels in the liver and plasma, and increased lipid droplets in the liver, indicators of steatosis. In contrast, a single binge-intake session or repeated moderate alcohol consumption did not alter triglyceride levels. In addition, alcohol exposure can increase rates of alcohol metabolism through CYP2E1 and ADH, which can potentially increase oxidative stress and liver dysfunction. Intermittent, excessive alcohol intake increased liver CYP2E1 mRNA, protein and activity, as well ADH mRNA and activity. Furthermore, repeated, binge-like drinking, but not a single binge or moderate drinking, increased alcohol metabolism. Finally, repeated, excessive intake transiently elevated mRNA for the proinflammatory cytokine interleukin IL-1B and 4-HNE levels, but did not alter markers of later-stage liver hepatocyte injury.

alright gentlemen lets play a game. i have 19 more matches we can do this with

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can i fuck your chin fat

also LIT 5$ EOM

this is literally my best looking match. everyone else is disgusting. Lets see if you can get me a date. 3 is my ice breaker

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Reroll for:

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Rolling for:
Nice beads, where did you get them?

Enjoy another decade of celibate

Roll for
I'm a Muslim man too but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK!

Roll

do you want to see a picture of my dog?

hey baby wanna get together and read talmud 2getha?

*ahem ahem*
schlop schlop schlop

Don't invent some backstory dude, just fucking ask her if she wants to travel with you
You're literally giving an EXCUSE for asking her, what the fuck are you doing

Damn i can feel the unmatch already

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Roll a 9 and you can break the ice with this one

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nice bait. nobody can be this dumb and beta

400lbs EOY?