ITT we laugh at non Americans

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thanks god i am not american. Trust me your life sucks.

T. Switzerland

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Switzerland 60 rapes per thousand, US 5.....

but yes my life sucks

You're the only country that gets to laugh at us.

ITT we smirk at non money loving non God fearing non Americans.

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MOTHER FUCKERS

RAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>confusing Sweden and Switzerland
Top burger

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this isn't Jow Forums
this isn't /intl/
this isn't Jow Forums

MODS

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kek

speak for yourself

you need to work on your stand up routine, user

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the economy is the best it has ever been thanks to the god emperor.
Don't forget to pay your tarrifs europlebs.

hur durrr no math

Switzerland rape charges in 2018: 526,066
Switzerland Population in 2018: 8.42 Million

Trust me i didn't get confused, you guys are just that bad

America represent free market capitlaism.

Eat shit europoor.
pic related is you. Them titties is AMERICA BITCH

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heh. It's funny interacting with non americans on here. They know more about the US than I know about their shithole country. We truly are #1. The center of attention. The best. The hottest girl in school.

more like the fat, mouthbreathing retard kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In any case, that's feminist bullshit where taking off a condom during sex without telling the woman is considered equivalent to bashing a woman on a jog with a maglite and giving her an anal prolapse

> hurrrrrrr Im wrong, so now i blame other things

Didnt make that case when you thought it was about Sweden

How pathetic is your life

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Ok I googled your numbers and you're just an illiterate burger.
>In Switzerland, the police registered a total of 526,066 offenses under the Criminal Code in 2014 (-9% compared with previous year), of which were 186,708 or 35.5% cases of thefts (excluding vehicles, -14%), and 47,762 or 9% cases of thefts of vehicles (including bicycles, +8%), 41 killings (-28%) and 132 attempted murders (-13%). There were 556 cases of rape (-3%). Offenses against the Narcotics Act decreased by 16.8% to 80,986. Offenses against the Federal Act on Foreign Nationals decreased by 4.7% to a total of 39,544.[1]
500k crimes, 500 of which were rape. Off by three orders of magnitude nigger.

60% of Americans think that the 2nd coming of christ is going to happen in their lifetimes!!
Imaging that!
2000 years from now It's the equivalent of believing that there was once a holy messiah who lived in a giant peach or a big yellow bird and his disciples of furry coloured puppets really did banish evil by counting and singing.

yuropoor here, can i have some bread sirs? i'm hungry

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enjoy your crypto to crypto taxes

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imagine thinking the first thing you google is what I was talking about.... just classic lazy eurofag mentality....BRB enjoying my freedoms

Just think about it nigger, 500k rape in 8m population isn't possible even in fucking Tanzania, that's 1/8 of all women getting raped every year, that's all the women getting raped every 8 years, that's all the women getting raped many times in their lives, so just examine the data you find online before posting it here like the npc you certainly are.

Imagine not being free to bear arms lmao get fucked cucks USA USA USA

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>Hello Egypt and Chile
fucking hell my sides

small reminder that

americans have to pay crypto to crypto taxes
if you move to another country you still have to pay taxes
you need a special licence to be able to invest in ICO
you get banned from exchanges
you live in cheap wooden houses

most people from the jewnited states are untraveled and think they have it good. truth is, the us is where western europe would end up if they continue fucking themselves

>Implying only women get raped

To overthrow a tyrannical government!
The constitution is as useless and outdated as your grandmas pussy.
If the fore fathers had a glimpse into the future and saw just how fucked up a country flooded with guns becomes then I guarantee you that the constitution would be different.
Good luck overthrowing your tyrannical government with a semi auto.
Hell! Good luck trying to survive in any of your poor neighbourhoods or in your schools even with one to protect yourselves.

I never said a word about guns....

God so sensitive.... its almost like you have no real argument, so you literally imagine I said something to fit into your little echo chamber

You stupid fucking idiot, you took the number of total crimes from wikipedia, can't you even read?

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You mean ‘Swaziland’

Didnt take it from there.....nice LARP though....god these little euro fags have no idea how to behave....no wonder every successful person from your backwoods continent leaves

You're still wrong by a factor of a thousand, retard.

was it autism?

Factor of a thousand....wew....who's the retard

HAHAHA FAGGOTS ALWAYS TRYING TO COPY AMERICA BECAUSE WE DA BEST! DJ KHALID!!!

Ha sorry wrong reply I'd.

all good fren

No more like the loudest most annoying drooler that everyone in school ignores

>this thread

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At least I can bang a 14yo and nobody can do jack shit

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>mfw every crypto-to-crypto trade is a taxable event in the US

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