>just go up and talk to her >its that easy they told me >just have confidence and don't be nervous >just maintain eye contact and don't hesitate >speak direct and don't give up
Fuck you idiots for spewing me lies. Fuck you for telling me to do all of the above saying that it would work and I could find a woman. Fuck you for saying just get fit dude and lift and they will come crawling. Fuck all of you liars for spreading miss information.
I've been going to the same Starbucks for the past 2 months now trying to work up the courage to talk to my most favourite barista. It just was going fine I would just say how are you doing most days and compliment her amazing coffee making skills.
This morning decide today was the day to make my move. Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves. Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth. Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.
She walks into the back and dissapears for 20 seconds. Comes back with manager who is threatening to call the police if I don't leave. Get told to never come back because I'm harassing the workers. I called out her name to apologize and asked her to give me a second chance. She ignored me.
I walked away in shame feeling betrayed and stomped on. Why the fuck did biz lie to me? I bought ethereum at $12 and Ive already made it but without love I feel so empty.
Why did you guys lie to me biz? I literally did everything right here and had confidence and it didn't work. I would trade away all my gains for the love and warmth of a significant other. Money doesn't buy you happiness.
Why did you listen to reddit? Nigger please. It's all about how handsome you are. That's all there is to it if you're below 30. If you don't have a handsome face, you better work on that money, you can fuck some used up roasties with that.
Sorry that the world isn't as nice as they told you. That's the reality.
Ryan Jones
Fuck off copypasta
Justin Barnes
No one gave you that advice here faggot, go back to Jow Forums
Caleb Phillips
Good grief man. Say something like, "Hey, you seem really cool, would love to get a drink with you if you have time, nbd if not, here's my number, hope to hear from you." Don't insult her job, don't act insane - basically do the opposite of what happened here.
Thomas Anderson
>buisness and finance go to adv or r9k incel
Matthew James
LARP
Julian Richardson
>I've been going to the same Starbucks for the past 2 months now trying to work up the courage to talk to my most favourite barista >I would just say how are you doing most days Holy FUCK you are a loser. I can smell you from here, jesus christ, take a shower, get a new haircut, wear non wrinkled and clean clothes, and HAVE SEX you god damn autistic retard.
Do you even know if she was single? You gotta go slow, don't unload it all at once.
Aaron Ortiz
>tfw read 8 books and worked on my non fiction writing while going to Starbucks for 2 months Apply yourself user. Life isn’t about getting a gf or a wife. If you didn’t get one when you were in your teens and 20s you’re not gonna get one now. Give up. And stop pursuing such a gigantic waste of time.
Mason Wright
>yesterday = hi, coffee please >today = I refuse to leave until you reciprocate my love
you missed a few steps, get coffee from Dunkin Donuts in future
how are you so bad at girls? >"Hey how are you?" with a flirty smile >"good, thanks" do a stupid joke like >"nice outfit, where can i get one?" >"what did you do this weekend?" >"do you want to have a coffe with me, i dont know if you know about this place called starbucks, we can go there?" fucking autists
Nathaniel Thompson
>Asking autismos how to score with women >Lol
Ian Baker
>Starbucks barista wagecucker >you are fucking scared she will reject you or your life will be over without her >you tell her she is the most amazing creature in this planet while acting in a very weird way, inviting her to go out, out of thin air >she think wtf this autist wants now, my life is already a mess, and he really need a pair of eyeglasses btw i mean, what do you expect honestly? this is like going 100X short during a bullrun because you are looking at the fucking wrong indicators women are usually way more insecure, there are tons of beautiful ladies out there which are not even thoth i know that feeling go out and have fun, make friends, then you will meet girls automatically now i'm married with a qt asian
Connor Wilson
you are a beta cuck doomed to die a kissless virgin
I think the problem is two fold. One you went full repressed guy talking all this stuff. You should have just did one line: hey you want to catch a movie?
Furthermore if the girl walks away just get out of there.
Josiah Wilson
These 2 girls at work are down to have a 3 some with me if I go to Miami with them. They are young and fucking beautiful. Yolo or stay faithful to my gf?
Nolan Sullivan
That's not true. I do have a handsome face (atleast I think I do), but I also have no chance at a girl... Girls are very hard to get and you never get the one you want.
Logan Ortiz
It's painfully redpilling how true this is. I'm a 25 yo sperg with weak status, but hot women age 18-30 are still drawn to me because FACE.
Liam Anderson
This is pasta, right? It is right? It's completely believeable but it is pasta, right?
