I'm building a new coin

I'm building a new coin.

But I want my new coin to become a Jow Forums meme. How can I do that?

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> Go back in time
> Become fat
> Create chainlink

Give us 1000's upfront for shilling it.

call it incel and ironically have sex?

give allocation to 50 biz members, and it will be the most shilled coin

I'm already fat. But I don't have a working time machine.

Ok, but I'm going to make 21 Trillion coins, rather than 21 Million.

Make the total circulating supply 1 (ONE) coin, but have 18 decimal points like Chainlink does.

The purpose of the token is to check the price of Chainlink at any given time? Or maybe have it be CLT (ChainLinkTether) and have 1 of your tokens equal to whatever the value of a 1k suicide stack is worth.

That's so awesomely pointless. It made me kek.

What would be even better, is if it didn't work properly. Like it reported the logarithm of the price of Chainlink at any given time.

Though I suppose I could add some feature like that onto the software itself, rather than the coin.

Would it be possible to have the price tethered to what the price of Chainlink was 24 hours prior. Then we could double moon and swingtrade with incredible precision. Swinglinkies could just trade CLT and let Link itself grow more naturally.

Wait, why would anyone be willing to trade if they knew the price was going to go up/down? A trade requires a willing buyer and a willing seller. Unless the price is exactly the same as the price 24 hours later, at least one of them would be better served by selling/purchasing chainlink outright.

I have a legit answer that I’m only giving away because I know I can’t do it.

Decentralized Jow Forums. Call it what you want. Here’s how it works. Miners host the site. Every post appears on the block chain. No admins and no censorship. To avoid it becoming a CP fest images will be routed through mainstream hosting websites. Now the blockchain only records text but like Jow Forums posts will have a lifespan. Old posts get pruned off the chain. Ring signatures will be implemented for anonymity.

It will be spammed on Jow Forums in an attempt to get people to migrate. Mining will be optimized to be unoptimizable similar to Monero so that no mining company or government can hijack the chain.

Now it just needs a good name. BlockChan?

Man, I ... I had a surprisingly similar thought. I never realized it had such meme potential until you said that.

I kept trying to figure out how to store the images on the blockchain. I eventually sketched out a thing where I'd put a hash of each image in the original blockchain, and store each image on a second, disposable blockchain that would store the current images.

I didn't think of CP. That fucks up my whole approach.

>No admins and no censorship.
It'll just get spammed to death. Better to make it like >7chan, with a very decentralized set of mods, and make it easy to create new boards.

>BlockChan
I was going to call it 4Chain.

Spam can be prevented with captchas for normies and staking. First tier staking removes captcha. Long term stakers can apply for second tier staking and can vote to reach a spam consensus whereby a post is pruned prematurely.

0xchan.net/

Do very many websites actually function like that? And remember, this has to function is an essentially automated fashion. I can't go back in, and modify the consensus protocol after trying one method for a while.

(I mean, I could, but it would kinda defeat the point of having a decentralized crypto, if my centralized ass is frequently modifying everything)

You also can't forget - you need the shills baby. a collective of killers, ready to meme the shit out of it, spreading FUD against all other shit coins. scorched earth, total war

Don't tell the normies

Crowdfunding scamcoin. This is some ERC-20 garbage. No premines instantly makes my idea better.

Forking would take care of this. It wouldn’t be fully decentralized at first. Testnets would exist for a while.

Buy fiuckloads of
> Ark
> DGB
> LINK
> BRAP

and have fun being JUSTd

Nice idea, but what is the incentive for miner?

Y'all got discord or something?