Guys no larp im actually fucked!!! my wife found out that i cheated on her with her sister and she fucking took my...

Guys no larp im actually fucked!!! my wife found out that i cheated on her with her sister and she fucking took my ledger nano from the safe along with the backup phrase.. she knows it has some sort of crypto on it but doesnt know how the fuck to use it or what the backup phrase does but holy shit I have over 20 BTC & 150 ETH in that ledger... I am so fucked I cant even think straight right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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buy a new ledger and drain it before she does

You deserve it for ever telling anyone about your crypto

>he fell for the hardware wallet meme
LOL

All it takes is one house fire, one thief, or one person irl who knows that you are involved with crypto and you are fucked. When you could just store it cheaper, more secured, and FDIC insured on cloud wallets.

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Based Stacy is going to get all the BBC she deserves

Can I do this without the backup phrase?

>He fell for the crypto meme
>He doesn't have gold coins buried in his back yard

You don't have your phrase memorized? What are you fucking retarded?

any tips for memorizing? i smoke way too much bud to remember 24 words accurately

How about just get a cloud wallet and have a very secure pass. Many of them are FDIC insured anyways.

Hardware wallets are borderline scams for retards.

>He thinks FDIC insurance covers crypto

>having sex, in fact having sex with two persons of the same family
you deserve this fate you fucking idiot.

Read the first 4 words. Close your eyes and repeat them in your head. Verify that you were correct. Then do 8 words. Continue until you can recite all 24 words with your eyes closed. Repeat these words to yourself everyday.

also, jack off (SLOWLY - this is important!) while doing this

>any tips for memorizing?
Make a story out of the words. Make it visual, interesting and funny. Email yourself a coded / modified version of it which can be used to refresh your memory in needed, but because its changed in a way that only you know, it's useless to anyone else. You could even keep the coded version in your safe

>FDIC insured on cloud wallets
Well which wallet would you reccomend, I have a trezor but I don't talk to crypto to anyone and I am armed to the teeth. Glock 17 full auto registed with ATF approved and a PTR Industries 9CT MP5 clone with full auto conversion. If that fails I have and I need to set up a position at my door I have a romanian AKM with 100 round drum, bipod and also converted with a full auto trigger and registered .

>having crypto
>not realizing the only safe way of sex with crypto holdings is through hookers

never going to make it anyway

>she fucking took my ledger nano from the safe along with the backup phrase
It's over. She giving that shit to Tyrone

>Guys no larp im actually fucked!!! my wife found out that i cheated on her with her sister and she fucking took my ledger nano from the safe along with the backup phrase
>Select all images with
a fire hydrant
youre gonna get drained

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Fuck this is one of the times I actually legitimately feel bad for OP

I don't know what to say because you sound pretty fucked, but I would try to make it up to her, just beg like a cuck, drain every ounce of your self-worth begging for her forgiveness until you get it back into your possession

you need the 25 words
call the cops on her; she stole $300k of assets from you, they should go question her right away.
or go yell at her until she calls the cops, then tell them she stole 300k of your shit. idk man it must suck to be pussy whipped

Fucking your wife’s sister is based af. I can tell you wear the pants in this relationship. Just make up some bullshit and hit her a few times, she’ll come right back because of your personality.

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Just be a man and dont be a pussy fuck her sister and blame your wife that it's her fault you did it and shell come back

Just to be clear, FDIC insurance only covers fiat stored on digital wallets and not crypto currency.

ALWAYS have a backup of the backup phrase.

Now you depend on her to get your crypto back.

Guaranteed way to get your ass kicked.
Say you put a lot of pictures in your crypto safe, and want to share them before you split up

Your first fuckup was marriage.

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