ITT we collect good ideas of how to lie to normies (including girls/dates) about our jobs when actually we are pathetic NEETS with a tonne of crypto.
I'm thinking of things like pretending to run a hedge fund specialising in emerging and exotic asset classes, being a venture capitalist focused on emerging technologies, etc.
What do we tell them?
It has to imply that we have social contacts and some kind of influence over other men. You can't give away you sit at home all day on the verge of tears.
i worked and saved. nobody needs to fucking know anything.
Austin Robinson
>nobody needs to fucking know anything.
Virgin detected. "What do you do?" is the second question (after your name) that anyone ever asks.
You had better have a good answer ready.
Brandon Moore
>You had better have a good answer ready. why? tell people nothing more than they need to know. i literally worked, saved and invested some and that is what i tell them. new people don't need to know.
Mason Morris
You don't get laid, do you?
Asher Rivera
many times, who cares? are you young m8? you'll just have to learn to keep things to yourself the hard way. good luck keeping up with your elaborate larps just to get laid.
Mason Diaz
>are you young m8?
No, I'm not, and people expect me to have a place in society by now. Not to be a child.
Carter Sanders
Entrepreneur Real estate Investor Venture capitalist
Its not that hard
Ryder Price
>people expect me to have a place in society by now. stop caring > Not to be a child. stop thinking like one
Hudson Martin
So you meet a girl and she asks what you do then you say "who cares?"
Carson Torres
why just tell the fucking truth, you are jobless and don't five a fuk, pussy
i worked in job X for years, invested some and now live off investments.
you don't have to spill every detail of how you made your money when you first meet.
Connor Sanders
Why can’t you just say you’re rich from crypto and don’t need to work anymore
Very strange thread
Lucas Roberts
>You had better have a good answer ready. "i'm a stock trader" is unironically the best answer
Benjamin Howard
>So you meet a girl and she asks what you do then you say "who cares?"
"Hey, I'm Stacy! So what's your name?" "I'm user, not that that's any of your business..." "Um ok lol, what do you do, Mr user?" "You dare to ask how I pass my time?" "Well I was just..." "YOU HAVE THE GALL TO QUESTION ME ABOUT MY WORK!? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?! MY LIFE IS MY OWN."
Isaiah Perry
Based
Dominic Price
Cringe
Nathaniel Martin
Wo the fuck cares say whatever the fuck you want, youre fucking rich thats all that matters you think materialistic girls like bankers because they're into fucking banking?
Adrian Foster
didn't say that but ok. go ahead and share too many details on a first date about your finances. tell a woman and it's the same as telling everyone she knows.
Kevin Collins
>you think materialistic girls like bankers because they're into fucking banking?
pretty much. It's not the money that gets them, it's the social connections and power.
A poor DJ who knows everyone in the club will slay 100 bitches that night, while the incel lottery winner propping up the bar will go home alone, again.
Adrian Watson
Just say it as it is but make it sound better. Like you dont have to say that you devour Big Macs in your moms basement while shilling shitcoins to other NEETs on a Mongilian throat singing image board. >I invest in disruptive blockchain technology and attend in daily conferences on an Euroasian platform with some of the worlds best performing traders to advice them while being updated on the newest trends to maximise upcoming profit. To ensure a positive outcome on these very complicated investments it is highly recommended to keep a steady intake of calories.
Lincoln Carter
Sounds like you are a gambler that got lucky and will be broke soon. It should be something more durable.
Austin Hernandez
Wouldn't it be better to just make something up rather than freaking out everytime
Grayson Edwards
Because then you're just one lazy neet motherfucker that noone will care about. You gotta have a story.
Asher Garcia
i didn't imply that i freak out. didn't say tell her to mind her own business. when i said who cares that was responding to him asking if i get laid.
you invested in some boring tech stuff, you live off that. be vague without being rude.
no reason to overshare personal details when you're first dating someone.
