*Tink Tink Tink*
"Excuse me everyone, could I please have your attention for a moment. I have a very important announcement to make so if you would all just gather round this wont take long"
ANNOUNCEMENT
Andrew Watson
Thomas Hernandez
what is it?
Nolan Rogers
Benjamin Powell
Its very valid and important, im just going to wait until everyone is here first so you can all hear what i have to say
Chase Peterson
Go right ahead, good sir, I would be delighted to hear what you have to say.
Zachary Cruz
Sir, please do not interrupt the gentlemen again or I will have to escort you to the rear of the promenade.
Sebastian Sullivan
Im here fren, what is it
Samuel Butler
very nice digits fren, so glad you could make it
Alexander Powell
Of course sir, let me find myself a seat first
Landon Ortiz
Finally
David Gray
I just told everyone to leave my office, closed the light and grabbed the comfiest blanket which I always keep under my desk for moments like this.
By all means my friend, the stage is yours
Elijah Adams
If everyone would just take a seat please - this really wont take a moment. Feel free to ask any of the jannies for drinks and refreshments
Aaron Johnson
Good day, sir!
Logan Cook
>fastwalks through doorway
>fumbles with jacket sleeves
*pant pant* Sorry I'm late! Mr. Shekelberg wouldn't let me leave early. Hope you didn't make the announcement without me!
Angel Murphy
fellow pajeet by now everyone knows about operation eye laser. Now commence.
Ryan Campbell
i wouldn't dream of it my dear fren. Good to see your face! sorry to hear Shekelbergs been riding you - hopefully that wont be the case for much longer due to your smart investments! please take a seat.
I think that's just about everybody here so ill be making my announcement shortly
Hunter Garcia
is sergey pregnant again?
Logan Sanders
Jose Turner
Ok sure, but I've only got a minute
Cooper Rodriguez
Did I miss it? Are there still free seats?
Colton Martinez
I have to pee, does anyone have a bottle?
Jonathan Collins
Sir, we are all patiently waiting for your announcement.
Isaiah Sullivan
Mhmm, I can smell the never selling announcement cooking in the kitchen. Quite exquisite sir
Camden Green
I can see kek is here also watching down on us for this blessed announcement, such an honour and privilege to have you lord kek.
Right now that everyone is seated ill be making my announcement
Jordan Wood
Janny! Janny I cannot find a seat and I worry I wont be seated in time for the announcement!
Hunter Walker
Im waiting user, sitting comfy
Henry Sanchez
Yes fren? iam listening
Caleb Morris
all in LIT
Joseph Torres
fashionably late as always
did I miss anything?
Parker Brooks
Everyone shut up. Get on with it op.
Luis Green
Samuel Allen
I just finished my hourly prayers to our lord Json, I suppose I can join in for this event.
Bentley Nelson
Spit it out right now. I'm not playing around.
Sebastian Williams
*sits*
This happens to be a fine day for an announcement. Do proceed, mister.
William Reyes
>fashionably late as always
>jannies, get me a whisky on the rocks, and an ash tray too
Colton Young
>clears throat
>coughs
>looks left and right
>everyone ready
Can't wait
Nathan Young
made it right on time.
Did i misses anything?
Luis Mitchell
The same joke every day how does it not get old?
Juan Fisher
07/07?
Brayden Stewart
nice flannel op. I must say you look dashing
Cameron Garcia
Guys I just got a phone call from my brother, he said he's held up but will be arriving in 15 minutes. He's not going to miss the announcement is he?
Jeremiah Sanchez
Please proceed my good fellow.
Nothing like a good announcement.
Oliver Long
As all of you may know. We have had an influx of people from the reddit community coming to our board in the recent weeks. Time and time again we are subjected to the weak pathetic FUD and stupid questions about link. Lightly dusted with the sort of passive aggressive back and forth reddit humour that is not funny, and actually is just deeply cringe and sad.
With that in mind i have an announcement specifically for people who don't frequent this board often.
FUCK ISREAL
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL
FUCK REDDIT
oh and one other thing
I AM NEVER, EVER SELLING MY LINKS. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
Carson Fisher
*waits patiently for life changing announcement
Nicholas James
*pity clap*
Connor Carter
well said bravo good sir
Isaac Bell
*cheers in extreme ovation*
BRAVO! BASED AND REDPILLED
Ethan Hill
B&R
Nathaniel Martinez
a typically excellent address from the good honorable OP. bravo!
Kayden Johnson
Nice
Julian Barnes
thank you for the kind reminder good sir.
Asher Carter
>*sips from cocktail*
Jace James
spoken so eloquently, you truly are a master of kek as he shall praise every one of your LINK. Maybe pepe be bestowed upon you for ever and ever, leader.
Nathaniel Allen
That's pretty based user...
Asher Kelly
worth the wait
Aiden Long
>Stand back! Stand back! Move away from the stage you dogs or I will put you down myself! The show is over now go home!
Jack Young
I had a dream that it would be $8 by the end of next week or sooner
Josiah Ortiz
Ah yes, my nose never lies. Enjoyable as always.. Thank you good sir
Evan Lee
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Jose Rogers
Thankyou everyone so much for coming, the jannies will be bringing your cars round at the front of the building shortly
Oliver Allen
i am already hearing 9 year old gamers on youtube saying "based and redpilled"on their streams"
say something else already
Angel Turner
Indoubitably redpilled and stupendously based, my good man. Here here old chaps, may we continue to reap the blessings of our fearless leader, Sergey of Nazareth, and his band of merry fellows, the fine and upstanding gentleman of Delphi. I do believe an round of applause and sips are in order. Bravo.
Isaiah Long
Based
So how do I mine LINK?
Parker Jenkins
righteously based
Jace Moore
Thoroughly based and timely announcement, sir.
See, if you havent noticed, lads...the reason you have Wall Street tier entities fudding your heavy bags for free while you irreverent faggots play vidiya, is because they know that all you racist prepubescent OCD ADD fucknuggests are about to become obscenely wealthy beyond imagination. Thus, their last hope is to shake you of as many LINKsez as possible because they unironically fear that you autistic fucks will do something stupid like wholesale purchase normie institutions of fine art, education, media, entertainment, etc just for the lulz.
This is the party they cant stand to be late to knowing a bunch kf NEETS got in first. They think they deserve ti be in forst on everything bdcause god made them the "chosen ones".
THEY WILL BUY 1% OF OUR BAGS AT 80k LINK AND THEY WILL LOVE IT
Lincoln Lewis
please stop causing trouble and just go back sir. we will not hesitate to use the attack dogs if you don't leave now
Jeremiah Edwards
Did you remember to turn off the door when you closed the light?
Cameron Morgan
Pilled and Redbased.
Bentley Walker
fuck off with your reddit humour
Bentley Hernandez
No, u.
Cameron Howard
4hr MACD crossing bullish
Lincoln Martinez
BRAVO BRAVO
Samuel Moore
based
Jordan Campbell
nice
Dylan Bennett
Well said indeed, brother, well said indeed. One may call you based and even, dare I say it, redpilled.