> growing tension with Iran > Economy predicted to hit a recession > Us government about now offering 40K to join military.
The writing is on the wall, for all you basement dwellers who have only interacted with digital human beings.
Just think, if 40K is the number they are asking for now... the next bonus will be 0, because the next plan of action will be a draft.
Knowing this! You have a real chance to make it. There are a couple options you can take.
1. SIGN UP NOW: get your money and buy Link, and just think... you will probably be a higher Rank with more options than the Jow Forums fags drafted in
2. SIGN-UP FOR THE NAVY: This way, you avoid the infantry and I heard a lot of Jow Forums fags end up there. you will also get a “girlfriend” in the Navy, though you will have to share her with 10 other guys
3. JOIN THE AIR-FORCE: avoid the infantry and get to sit in a basement and shoot at people with a drone from 1000’s of miles away
4. DO NOTHING: get “NO Bonus,” “NO Girlfriend” or “NO Basement” and next year,m be sent in as fodder at the height of the Iraq American war.
>JOIN THE AIR-FORCE: avoid the infantry and get to sit in a basement and shoot at people with a drone from 1000’s of miles away
Can I actually do this? My aim on vidya is fucking nasty and I would have no issues blowing up some dune coons
Nathaniel Hall
>boomer 24 years old user, now i go to college for free and get paid to go. It's very comfy.
Cooper Campbell
40k to join the US military is not even close to worth it if you're going to be deployed lol
Nicholas Wright
You glow in the dark statist CIA nigger 2024 abolishment of the standing You glow in the dark statist CIA nigger 2024 abolishment of the standing army, reinstatement of articles of confederation and abolishment of the (((IRS))) (((CIA))) (((FBI))) (((SEC))) (((FED))) And every other unconstitutional executive agency
You were a traitor and a war criminal and will be put in a very comfy international court tribunal and then a comfy ICC jail cell
Oh and your links will be repossessed and given to jameelarmy, reinstatement of articles of confederation and abolishment of the (((IRS))) (((CIA))) (((FBI))) (((SEC))) (((FED))) And every other unconstitutional executive agency
You were a traitor and a war criminal and will be put in a very comfy international court tribunal and then a comfy ICC jail cell
Oh and your links will be repossessed and given to jameel in Uganda
Yah, no way the US is drafting again unless America’s very existence is at stake. Vietnam is the main example why we stopped the draft. US lost on the home front, not on the battlefield.
Brayden Watson
have sex
Robert Roberts
lmao your telling me theyll draft all the 5'3 anemic malnourished twinks to die for israel?
Nicholas Bell
>drafting in 2019 lmao lad the only way america will draft anyone is if we get invaded by ayy's and we're fighting for the future of our race. Modern wars are fought economically and remotely, get with the times grandpa. Also you glow in the dark as fuck, neck yourself.
the viets unironically are one of the biggest US fanboys in the world surprisingly. i forgot who was 2nd, but i wonder why they would have that hiro shima syndrom when they technically "won" the war..
Asher Murphy
>burn down half the country with napalm >move a ton of rubber/plastic factories there for cheap materials and labor >for some reason that makes them love us >send product to china for assembly by cheaper labor >bring product into america >massive profit for all economic intents and purposes, America won the Vietnam war.
