This is Mackenzie Bezos, the world's fourth richest self-made woman. Say something nice abour her!

She's way better looking than the mistress.

Old saying -- if it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent than to buy.

2 ways to become rich
Either take tons of risks
Be lucky

>self made

so proud of her. She did it all herself.

This.

She is "self-made" though. Anyone who earned their money through their own actions and not inheriting it is self-made.

Who has that pic that explained Bezos' galaxy brained strategy of orchestrating an affair scandal so the couple could cash out Amazon stocks under the guise of a divorce settlement before the impending stock market crash?

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Oprah, the queen of bong, im guessing some literalwho chink/poo

It's a tax scam you idiot. She was probably a beard from the start.

Him not picking a hotter mistress is the hole in that theorem

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Toss me that dusty pussy #4

Shes way richer than oprah dude... its not even close

This, that user really is an idiot. A rich pornstar is more self made than this divorced woman.

She is self-made by any definition of the word. Literally no-one helped her make 40 billion dollars, she did it all by herself.

What does this mean

Holy shit, it's retarded

she needs to have her throat slit.

it means fuck fuck my asshole

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You're right, my bad. Didn't realize how lazy that nigger was...shes been a billionaire for like 2 decades with no growth.

75B is more than zuck is even worth, altogether...it far outranks every other woman.

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Normally I would agree with the
Sentiment on Jow Forums, in her case she actually did do quite a bit for Amazon in the early days. Not only was she among the early employees, helped scale the business but kept the bills running when Jeff was starting Amazon with no money. True story biz.

This is why you should never marry or have kids if you have a decent shot at being a success.

He's not picking a mistress in the first place. They made up an alibi for him to believably be accused of cheating on her so they could divorce and cash out on Amazon stocks. If he cashed out on Amazon stocks, he'd be accused and jailed for insider trading. If he cashes out through a divorce settlement, no one will suspect a thing. That's the point of the theory; that the actual cheating was a hoax and is to distract the government from seeing it as insider trading. Not picking a hotter mistress only helps supports this argument, as then you'd ask, why not go for someone hotter than his own wife?