Fuck you. Call the national hotline, connect with a goddamn human voice. You are asking the wrong people for the wrong advice.
Whoever just deleted this
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can't you just respect someone choice ?
Nope. The choice was made out of madness. They don't know what they're doing and they need help.
Obviously the best way to painlessly kill yourself is an "exit bag" essentially just attach a breathing mask onto a helium tank. You suffocate but breathing in helium tricks your brain into thinking you're breathing oxygen, completely painless and costs less than $25 if done properly
Truly the most cost efficient and painless method of suicide, then your relatives can make the most of what you leave them by investing in chainlink
OP stop being a fag you're on the wrong board go back to plebbit most people here are just larping.
Why would you want to an hero when you can watch link hit 1000 and see other people kill themselves for not buying? Once in a lifetime entertainment opportunity user, reconsider
This.
You're sick.
pretty fucking arrogant for you to say that
I'm planing my own suicide right now, peoples like you who think they know better just prove me that I'm right
This
I lost my best friend two months back, I knew him so well I knew he would have regretted it if he had waited a few days. Literally blew his brains out, I think about it everyday, fucking see t in my mind’s eye which makes it more and more gory each time.
Unless you’re being literally tortured with no way of escape, and no mental anguish doesn’t count. People can be pulled out of mental problems even if they’re really fucked up, I only give a pass to people trapped in sex slavery or some fucked up hostage torture/ do it before the somali rape gangs get you.
Not this
OP of that thread didn't ask for your pathetic input, he asked for the most painless way to kill yourself my dear redditor, and I am a man that helps others.
Cringe and reddit tier. Go back to /r suicide.
>most people
You're probably right, but something about it struck me as more than a larp. Had to say something.
Yeah fuck off whoever deleted that, I could have gotten 1btc
I thought it was BRAP, not helium? A helium tank costs like $50, you can get a Braphog for free if you download Tinder
>Nope. The choice was made out of madness
You don't know that. The choice could be totally rational.
Why you doin it fren?
>I help people off themselves.
Go to hell faggot. You probably will end up there anyways. "Hurr durr stop telling people to not kill themselves, hurr reddit"
Yes but then you have to go through divorce court eventually, OP asked for painless.
Seriously don’t kill yourselves faggots but if you are a faggot larping for yous seriously kill yourselves
His body, his choice.
Christcucks dont belong on Jow Forums. Gb2 reddit
>Projecting this much
Want to know how I can tell you're new?
fucking kek, what funny are people suicide on shit like 1.5 btc
I've literally never been to reddit faggot
peoples telling others to not kill themselves despite knowing noting of someones situation are the reddit tier cancer
pretty fucking rekt financially, I'm going to be 30 in 8 month and I just don't see the point of going any further
I feel no hate or sadness I'm just done
I bet you were real fun during trough of the bear market
nope you are a faggot and a pussy, and if u want to off u self by all. Little bitch ass mother fucker/.
>EXIT BAG
FOR WHEN THE SHITCOIN BAGS ARE TOO HEAVY
You guys remember this when the fren checks out and how you trolled him out of buying into a fat link stack when it was 0.40$. Fucking over the bitch boys at reddit and the other normie scum was sufficient, but a lot of us were drawn into the fud and are left holding our dicks with empty pockets. I spent the entire month of June looking for a good way to an hero and it’s looking like a better option by the day. Nobody is coming to our rescue and you’d rather kick us when we’re down by suggesting we buy in now when you’re own bags are already swollen to the brim.
If you're going to kill yourself don't do it painlessly, do it in an interesting fashion or in a way that helps those you leave behind. After all once you're dead you won't feel pain anyway just make sure you're sure and don't fuck it up because people who fuck it up are worse off than before and usually have an added appreciation for not dying as a result
Just buy btc.. price is being suppressed just like any other shitcoin
dude. this place is full of wolves, and you are made of meat. go to the x at the top right, click it, and go talk to someone irl.
Just run your care with a hose connected to the exhaust and get a fat dose of carbon monoxide. No need to go out with a bag over your face.
Fuck you OP he should do a flip.
Fucking empathetic motherfucker.
If it was someone you loved who decided to do it based on feedback from US? You'd hope there was a poster or two who tried to connect.
>I'm going to be 30 in 8 month and I just don't see the point of going any further
Bro, I'm a 30 year old NEET with no friends and barely ever leave the house. Try some copium and hopium that "tomorrow" will be the day you turn things around. Very well could be.
>what a fag he doesn't want to keep living a shitty life until he dies anyway
> do it in an interesting fashion or in a way that helps those you leave behind
I don't see how that's possible
no thanks I'm good
pad liter 1000's in 2 years psychiatry just to realize my wish to off myself was actually rational
People will make fun of you for posting this but, you're right.
>he isn't going to make a custom bane mask and banepost one last time while his lungs are pumped full of helium
>paid literally 1000's*
exactly
Kill some jews, take out a bunch of debt put it all into chainlink and then give the seed phrase to your family? Knock off george soros in minecraft? Purchase a fucking assload of drugs and do them all at once? Literally jump into a volcano? The possibilities are endless you're going to fucking die after all, why would you want to make it painless?
For the record this is all a joke and I don't mean any of it haha
It would be painful.
Imagine being such a brainlet that you not only fall for the bait but you make a second thread about it.
Or maybe the OP of this thread is the same OP who made the bait from the first thread.
Why do you deserve maximum gains when you won't bother to do the research to sort the truth from the fud? The whole shill and fud fest is basically a form of intellectual hazing to sort the deserving from the lazy. And you were lazy. And you can still buy link at $3 so seriously stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourself.
you're a big guy...
or EVE.
I don't give a fuck about bait. I've seen many posts like that one. For whatever reason, I felt a need to say something. And I'm glad I did.
Fren just wants to hear that people give a fuck because he goes nearly every day suffering in silence. He wants people to tell him he matters, to discourage him from going through with it and that things will get better if he hodls on for one more day.
isn't /r suicide /r buttcoin?
Suicide doesn't actually end pain. It transfers it to people around you. See
Your line of thinking only encourages more suicide, unironically. To make that user angry would be the best approach. Being "nice" and "please dont do thaaat user" is a trap. You make them angry
I Would pay for an opportunity to punch the teeth out of your mouth right now, bitch.
Yikes okay sweetie that's a lot to unpack
>what a fag he doesn't want to keep living a shitty life until he dies anyway
It's like in one of the gold thread someone explained how a friend's father suicide during the 2008 crisis, had he waited for a recovery shit wouldve return back to normal and having to live in first country you have so many opportunities later in life. People over dramatized stuff, and Jow Forums isnt your fren in those situation because we all have our problems and you feeling suicide doesnt help the anons here.
What makes it a shitty life though? Or what would make it a better life? Just money?
Who cares?
okay, now it's time to GO BACK
Yes take out a huge loan from the kikes first and give many chainlink to your fellow posters here before sucking helium
Shame you can't afford it kek
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT KILL YOURSELF THINK OF YOUR FAMILY
not going into details but I'm financially rekt, basically no love life, no real professional carer and physical health is starting to degrade now
like I've said I'm just done.
why are you still here
Why do you care about not going into details if you're going to die soon? Calling LARP now
Just to suffer?
ok what details do you want ?
yeah, fairly certain now this is larp. get fuckt, me.
if I roll trips everybody better send me some btc kek
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Just buy link lol. Dude cmon
AHAHAHAHAHA NOLINKERS AND LINKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
And thank me later
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What makes your life shitty specifically? I was just criticizing the not going into details thing. What specifically makes you want to kill yourself? What's the biggest factor?
Reading this gave me a new reason to live, thanks user
well that's the thing. if it was just one problem I could deal with it like I did before, but now everything's piling up and I just don't have the will nor the strength to deal with it
congrats on this
Plebbit fag detected, gtfo of our board
Why not focus on one of those things instead of the whole?
problems don't magically go away because you ignore them user
But I just said to fix one of them. It sounds like you're trying to put in a little effort into too many things instead of focusing on one of them, fixing that, and moving onto the next but that's obviously not going to fix everything. But it WILL fix the thing you focus on assuming it's something under your control.
I think what he meant is to start small and fix the simplest issue first and keep going at it until eventually all the issues are fixed. Do you think they're unsolvable or what's stopping you?
man I was suicidial all last year. I got fired from my job, my wife had an expensive legal case and then dumped me, and I lost all my shit. I thought about suicide almost every single minute of the day. IT was the first thing I'd think about in the morning, until I went to bed at night. I came real close to doing it several times. But I still wasn't dumb enough to keep from accumulating LINK.
jimmy?
One thing i never understood about suicide is why do that when the whole world is so shitty that youd rather get out, why not take some of the people making it shitty out until someone else does it for you? That way you die kowing fully well youve done some good instead of none?
>your sick
you seem lost, how about you go back to where you belong?
Dude....
Orbit...
yes you're right, I don't want to try anymore
plus the health problem isn't something I can just decide to fix
I'm not asking for pity here, I'm just saying that peoples have the right to give up
best advice is to do some mushrooms. if your suicidal maybe like 5 grams - it will let you see reality from a different perspective
if your life is truly worthless your subconscious would have already ended it
My point exactly, if people are going to kill themselves you might as well take a few kikes or ghetto street niggers with you. If I ever want to kill myself that's how I'm going to do it. If I manage to run from the cops I'll spend the rest of my days as a hobo in some foreign country as a vigilante taking out shitskins any way I can until I'm caught
against FUDing but this was good
>im caught
Except the point is in knocking targets down until someone takes you down, so getting caught would defeat the purpose of that dont you think?
he's clearly given up, everything has a solution given a working mind and the determination, and its not like he lives in africa or some shit so probably just another weak willed faggot zoomer
every suicidal bizraeli should do this
not everyone is capable of murder
And thank me later
By caught I mean death by cop
It’s perfectly fine and encouraged if they’re pro Israeli or Zionist sympathizers
and? If even a portion of suicides hit kikes wed be in a lot better place
oh alright