Managed to talk the wife into buying some LINK last august, our average buy in was 27c . We put in just over £3000 and im sure you can do the maths, have so far watched the gamble pay off. Since doing so with the rcent price rise my wife has been on a major shilling campaign and my mother in law and sister in law have bought in already, her friends at work now want to buy in, and are as we speak making accounts on coinbase to buy. The question i have is how can i explain in easy to understand terms what it is and what it does, baring in mind that her colleagues dont kniw what a blockchain is. The reason i would like some help is because i can esplain pepe the frog memes to them and what a discord tranny is but im struggling to come up with a coherrent explanation and we are going to her works bbq next week where im due to fill in all her friends on the tech.
> inb4 cuck etc etc etc
Chainlink explanation for brainlet
>he doesnt know what he bought but still made x20
You should sell now and walk away ahead
Don't shill your degenerate gamblings to people, they'll blame you when it goes down. Just say it data can't be automatically transferred from offchain providers onto the blockchain, and Chainlinks allows them to. Hence the name, a link to the blockchain.
It's a larp trying to fud link.
Walk away before $1000 eoy?
Ive shilled it to nobody, the wife is on a full on marketing campaign.
>having to ask your wife's permission to invest
Hardly fud pal, ive made a lot of money if i cashed out today.
OP remember its your fault when they lose it all/ next crash etc. gl with your future problems op. You need it.
This is probably the best way I can explain it.
Bitcoin is kind of like a tree, right? It has rings and stuff which can't be changed and you can open it up and look at the history and agree where all the rings are. And ethereum is kind of like the leaves. They're scattered around the branches off of the tree and have veins and shit on them for writing things on. But when you write on one, it copies over to all the other leaves. Which is good because if you look at 1 leaf you'll know that it is legit if it says the same things as the rest of the leaves.
So this is where Chainlink comes in. Chainlink is like a nigger jerking off on to the soil at the base of the tree. His cum is kind of like the external data which your bitcoin tree feeds to the ethereum leaves. So basically feeds the tree with stuff that it needs to give to the leaves which are asking for nutrients and stuff. Hope this helps.
I didnt view it as an investment, more of an educated gamble
T. Single guy
Thanks, this sounds easy enough to explain, i may change the latter part if the analogy to something like a watering can if you dont mind though?
me too sort of, however i live to take risks
if you aint putting it all on the line sometimes what is the point of life
t. degen gambler
Go away aqua
It ws more a case of i could see the potential but couldnt just risk putting a large lump of our oifes savings on it without discussing it with her first. The odd thing is im not a gambler by nature financially, ive done some shit but gambling just doesnt hit me in the old dopamine receptors like ahem other things do.
>shill your degenerate gamblings to people
Jow Forums or crypto in a nutshell. If people actually understood Chainlink they wouldn't touch it. People think "it's just a JSON parser" is a fud meme but it's actually true. Its nothing spectacular and can be implemented by ETH itself within a couple of days (and probably will in 2.0)
Someone should probably tell the brainlets at google this, good job someones got his thinking cap on!
Hear my warnings, unbelievers. Carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Chaos himself. We have raised altars on this board so that we may sacrifice you to our god. Veterans of ten years of unholy shiposting wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty posts. The chosen of Kek hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Meme God himself has marked this board, and will claim your memes for his collection. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Bend the knee, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chainlink Undivided.
Havent seen this pasta in a while. Thanks
>i can esplain pepe the frog memes to them and what a discord tranny is
Please do this
That's another thing. There is no "partnership" between Google and Link. One of their employees or teams decides to offer Link on one if their services just like there are tons of SHITCOINS available for deployment of Microsoft Azure. Its funny how people try to justify not actually understanding what Link is and how it works by saying "Google partnered with them" which isn't even true as I've just explained
Why are you getting so upset? Theres plenty of other tokens/coins for you to gamble on without having to give headspace to something that you dont think will do well.
Smart contracts are the light bulb of the future. Link is the electricity to power that new light bulb.
Sports/supercar and gas if they're too stupid to understand the impact of the light bulb.
Blockchain is a group of computers connected together that forms a defacto supercomputer. But it's a brain with no eyes, ears, arms, or legs. Link allows this supercomputer brain to see, hear, and interact with the outside world...turning it from a vegetable steven hawking, into a 400iq semi-AI being that will fundamentally change the world as you know it. A slightly less dark version of skynet/the matrix...and everything it does requires LINK to function.
Checked and thanks user for the explanation and the nice brapper too.
Im not upset Im stating facts and it seems like you want me to stop stating facts because you just realizes you're one of those retards. That cope lmfao.
Dubs in all hnor but stop doing drugs brainlet, your metaphors are shit and you have no slight idea what a blockchain is
*realized
Damn you found me out, just realised that im a retard, thanks for your help bro.
Are you really laughing your fucking ass off though?
Go fap to furry 2d you fucking stupid nigger. This was for retarded fat old ladies in an office.
The AI bit was probably too much for you (and retards like you) but SC is effectively the "AI" jews keep trying to use as a boogeyman, That's why I use it that way. It's not going to be some humanoid I AM ROBOT mopping floors and picking fruit that's going to fuck up modern civilization; It's the elimination of 95% of do-nothing office jobs that are going to disappear overnight from smart contracts and the tech/inventions that spawn from that infrastructure or backbone.
Never shill stuff to other people, especially without explaining that it could go to zero. Seen people fall out many times over 'no brainer' investment tips.
Like a next generation credit card machine. It's a transaction facilitator. This is the first step to global, fully automated supply chain management. Endless usecases. If something needs to be verified and paid out (shipping, insurance, farming, orders, etc.) Chainlink can facilitate the end to end completion of the task using real world inputs and pay with the banking APIs described by PSD2, which has deadlines in September.
Smartcontract.com
Exactly the reason ive never shilled it to anyone. I think i may have shown her too many 1000 eoy memes which has maybe given her a slightly more unrealistic view of it than most.
Alternatively: I get spammed to death with "LEL TESLA, LEL AUTOPILOT, LEL SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JOB DUMMY" as a truck driver. The reality is doctors, lawyers, and anyone that works in an office is going to get BTFO by machine learning and automation (SC) YEARS before a fully automated end to end self-driving semi truck.
Much like dumb niggers that post on reddit and claim others "don't know anything about blockchain" because they read a wikipedia article once....normies and soicucks can't even begin to see the big picture, that's only a couple years away.
chainlink is too good to be true
CHAINCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
I think there will be less truck drivers as self driving trucks become reality. They will operate like a train and the truck driver will be the conductor. They will oversee the cargo and be a "first responder" to situations.
Just explain them what a smartcontract is, and link is basically feeding the smartcontract with data via link nodes. Once the data fed from nodes matches with the contract parameters, the terms of the contract is put in effect.
The nodes will lose their staked link and reputation if they differ from consensus, which incentives feeding true data. The parties of the contract chooses how many nodes they want to use for validating the contract. More nodes = higher cost and higher security.
Thank you, much more confident now.
>brapper poster
>calling anybody Nigger
It is like you faggots don't understand how the internet is used, and assume everybody is herded in a closed environment. Brap poster = frog poster = faggot
You completely contradicted yourself. Yes, trucks will autopilot soon on the highway. They already basically do, with lane departure warnings and adaptive cruise control. There will still be someone sitting in the seat, until the distant future where you can remote in.
Paralegal/anything outside of boomer tier court appearances is already done by Algos.
Doctors are obsolete, and basically have been since WebMD was a thing, with only (((big pharma))) keeping them legislated into relevancy.
It's glaringly obvious what trust-less, automatic contract execution will do to the world. It will literally save the trucking company I work for 80-90% of their overhead, and 75%+ of their workforce. Those numbers are ridiculous, and should be insanely scary (or exciting for link holders).
Shilling to normie friends after a x10 when it's due for a correction is a terrible idea
I basically said there will be 1 operator to, for example, 10 trucks instead of 10 drivers to 10 trucks.
Speak english you faggot suhuman "euro".
You're trying to tell someone that's been on bbs's since before you were born "how the internet works". As a nonsensical aside in an attempt to strawman(?)
And after putting words in my mouth, you state with extreme confidence something unequivocally false; you dont think social media normies and leftists are herded into a closed feedback loop and safespace environment? wut?
How do you expect the operator (ie conductor) to magically teleport to the scene of the truck to "oversee the cargo" or resolve a fueling/unloading/maintenance issue?
So black man is god.
This is a Christian board now. JESUS CHRIST IS LORD.
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They are with the truck already...
So then how do they operate 10 separate trucks? If every truck requires a person onboard, how does that mean there will be less truck drivers, per your original statement?
Pajeets man.
The trucks are driverless. They just need a person smart enough to breath (that's you) to ride along in case something goes bad.
You're a cuck to your wife