ATTN: everybody who bought EVE yesterday

welcome to the most important chapter of your financial legacy. i hope you're here for the long haul.

because we're not fucking selling.

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cheers to you for waking me up to this

Cheers m8, we’ve only just begun. Yacht party EOY W/ submissive pajeet gf for all

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Absolutely based and vindaloopilled

I’ll pray to the god of Vindaloo since this shit keeps padding my wallet hahaha. Keep poor pinkie links

which discord group is paying for these shills?

these "HAHA YEA WE RICH NOW AM I RITE GUYS?" posts are pretty mediocre

Everybody with a bag is laughing at you user

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this coin had a sub-200k mcap a few weeks ago. Do you really thinking the volume is natural? Do you really think whales suddenly saw the value of a company run by a 22-year-old who's prior position was junior web-develop?

Or is it just possible that it is easy to manipulate the books of a sub-200k mcap?

Have you learnt nothing from 2017 user?

You're daily work is shilling this pile of absolute dogshit in the hopes that someone stupier than you will buy it. You are less than a monkey.