Tfw retired neet in my 20s

>tfw retired neet in my 20s
>beautiful day outside
>everyone is out and about enjoying the summer
>they're creating happy lifelong memories which they will cherish forever
>meanwhile i'm sitting behind a computer screen on a tibetian gambling forum calling 16 year olds retarded nigger faggots for fudding my coins as I keep track my charts, drinking away my sorrows with a bottle of Jameson
>going out by myself just makes me feel even more worthless

Are some people just destined to be this way? Everyone is happier when they aren't around my pathetic embrassing existence. Can you imagine dating someone and telling them you have no friends or no interesting social experiences? Overwhelming Redflag

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learn how to DJ, hire a (((manager))), and tour the world banging roasties

You need to stop fapping and start doing mma/lifting

>meanwhile i'm sitting behind a computer screen on a tibetian gambling forum calling 16 year olds retarded nigger faggots for fudding my coins
Feel bad for you bro but that made me burst out laughing

There really is no way around it. If you want friends, make friends. If you want a social life, then join society, join some faggot club, go to the gym and make friends.

The problem is that youre too comfortable with the life you have now and you are afraid of change.

Nothing will change in your life if you dont make the effort to change it.

>Are some people just destined to be this way?
Get off the computer and phone. Im serious. Every minute spend on the computer or phone is getting you deeper into this. Go out into the world and do things.

Have you ever joined any clubs? What would you recommend?
Did you ever become friends with someone you actually want to spend time with at the gym?

You should wake up at 7am, shower/shit. Leave the house at 7:30am and drive for a half hour. Doesn't matter where just be back at your computer desk at exactly 8am. Then sit in the same spot doing nothing until 12 noon. This time you can sit at a kitchen table and eat a prepared meal. Microwave food and canned food is acceptable or a sandwich you made the night before. You can't make anything from scratch. Be sure to be back at your desk at 1pm. Then sit there for another four hours doing nothing. Finally at 5pm you can start to leave the house to get to your car, but close to the door you stop for 5 minutes (to simulate a coworker talking to you after leaving time). Finally drive around for a half hour and now you are free. AND STOP THINKING YOU HAVE IT BAD!!!

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lift op, start a team sport, start doing classes. You'll probably be cringe at first when meeting new people but you'll get the hang of it

Your real problem is that you WANT to be depressed. You WANT to be sad and lonely, because you're actually comfortable to be in that state. Happiness and contentedness scare you. You need to man up and face yourself, and realise that you are the only one keeping yourself down. You're probably exceptionally fortunate in many aspects of life, but you choose to go about in pity for yourself. Your entire mindset and outlook on life needs to change.

>everyone is out and about enjoying the summer
We're working you nigger

Why be happy when you could be interesting?

But seriously, in the end, their lives won't be better or worse than yours. They'll have good days and bad days, just like you. What makes you think that if you took a pill and became a normie you'd be any better off?

Read some Albert Camus and feel better, punk.

*ahem*
There is no Tibet
Only Grorious Peopre Repubric of Han

There's still hope. Change takes time.

Why not see a therapist? Or go to church.

you have to save wealth to scape doomer life, once you achieve that you can get out, meanwhile beware of cia glowing niggers

>>they're creating happy lifelong memories which they will cherish forever

>forever

>14630788
>1488

Wow the mystery of the redpilled interwebs always amazes me

it's the alcohol you dumbfuck. blast your brain with MDMA or psilosybin. You have it better than most stop crying

>asking for advice from other depressed NEETs who probably have it worse than you

not even advice, just a quick fix that will make you feel better lol. fucking do something else retard

based schiz poster

wow.
and to think i was blind to this all along.
just bought frooty loopz!

damn user..
unironic great analogy

>mind numbing edm/electro music
>degenerate whores with countless STDs
>having to pretend to be enjoying it all
no

learn to surf faggot
it'll also fry your receptors but at least you'll be in shape while you do it

>le happiness is a choice maymay
i'm all for trying to get people out of their comfort zone but this makes you sound retarded and hard to take seriously

If your purpose for getting friends is to appear normal and use them as some sort of boy scout badge to show off to your dates, then you're doing it wrong.

To be fair, you have an opportunity that a lot of people will never have. You are running into a problem most retired people have, too. If you stay retired, you will never escape living a pretty lonely life. I’m not saying get a job. Get involved in projects, maybe in your community, whatever your heart desires bro. Fill your day with things you care about. You will naturally begin to meet people that you have things in common with and escape some of the boredom that retired life creates.
Being rich is great, but it doesn’t solve everything if your goal is leading a happy life. Also, don’t feel guilty that you were able to get rich young while you see other people work their whole lives for scraps. If you have the courage to swallow your pride and accept the project of learning how love yourself & the rest will fall into place. Good luck bro, the world is yours for the taking. Go take it

Could be worse. You could be a NEET in your 20s without any money. It's way worse, trust me.

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get a part time job...doing anything that don't hate completely. It'll give you some purpose to leave the house and force yourself to interact more and get out of self hating mode for a bit. I might have an hero'd a while if i didn't have a job.

DELET THIS IM TIRED OF WAGEKEKING!!!! I DONT WANT TO GO BACK MONDAY!!!!!!
God Link and BTC better take off over the next year, I’ve only been a career wage slave for 2 years and know I can’t do this for another 2 years.

Also if you can’t manage to entertain yourself and create passions and hobbies you deserve to be wagecuck, you should unironically get a job if you are that boring OP and give your bags to people who actually have cool ways to spend their time.

op dont listen to any of these fucking npcs

memories only serve to be extracted by the soul-machine to feed aliens psychedelic experiences and provide your lifeforce energy to vampiric entities upon your death where your original soul spark will be rehoused in a new human vessel to repeat the process of consciously growing yourself out to be more food for these immortal physically-imprisoned entities


Everyone but you is a false copy and all of these experiences and situations happen to you to plump you up for the feeding.

Just walk, go to the cinema, go to the mall, go to the gym, run, hang out with old friends.

I used to be depressed too but now I feel well. I think it all changed after microdosing lsd, it is really that good.

holy fuck this is brutal

Get a life you fucking mopey loser.

Wrong, you keep reincarnating as do I because you don’t learn the correct lessons to move onto the next plane. You’re a piece of the creator experiencing itself so I suppose your gibberish about memories has some merit to it. Your story is a nice way of never taking responsibility for your thoughts and actions hint: they are what’s keeping you stuck here same with me.

based schizo posters

LINK 1k EOY

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It's all terrible. The reason I'm a NEET right now is because I was a 60hr/week wagecuck. I legit wanted to kill myself and have been jobless for 15 months now.

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Incorrect. Although I have learned all the required lessons of this plan I have opted to stay behind and act as a steward of the souls who have not yet learned. Not all of us here are still empty. In a few more lives we will meet face to face friend.

You don't have to do normie shit to make friends. Go to the nearest comic book store and ask when they get together for the super-nerd games and start playing those battlefield games with 12 face dice and all the painted character figurines.
I'm pretty sure you can start there, and feel comfortable around that crowd.

Also, get some kettle bells. Order them from Amazon. Get on YouTube and develop a workout routine with pushups and kettle bells. Never have to leave your room. Pick something you can commit to four times a week. Start going to the gym later once working out is part of your life.

Search google images for naked women when you fap. Quit watching video porn.
Quit drinking soda. Water and milk. Add giant salad meals into your diet.

When your body starts to improve, your mind will inevitably follow.

This is likely my fate if I ever make it. I'll probably try moving out to the sticks and getting a dog.