How do you cure depression other than a bullet in the head?

I dont have a single friend

That meme is fucking stupid. 1 gram is more than enough to test the waters and see if it’ll be beneficial

Oosh. I don't know what to say then user. When I get super depressed I start blowing up the phones of my friends and acquaintances and shoot the shit or go hang out somewhere.

Maybe go make friends?

Send me all your Bitcoin Tbh

Terminal normalfag detected. Even harder to cure than depression I’m afraid

>Maybe go make friends?

Little too late for that. Aside from interaction with cashiers this place is really my only form of human interaction

Exercise. A regular routine forces the body to improve. The mind inevitably follows.

I ran 10 miles today. I go to the gym once or twice a week since every time I get severe DOMS afterwards. I feel OK for a couple of hours afterwards, but it's fleeting

Execise and lsd, there isnt much more

the answer is so unironically unique to you that only you truly know....But I'll try to frame it as generally as I can. Is there anything than you have been praised for (a skill, interest, etc.) that you consciously were surprised about receiving praise for? This is probably your innate talent or calling. Now remove all obstacles towards acting this talent out and improving upon it. This includes your conscious thoughts about why you aren't actually talented in this way. You don't know yourself, so you aren't treating the real self, and so you should just mistrust whatever thoughts you have right now.

I don't know if it curable but

In no particular order

1. zoloft or other antidepressant
2. meditation
3. testosterone injections
4. keto diet,
5. psychedelics
6. cardio and weights regularly
7. sort out sleep quality
8, don't do rec drugs and alcohol so often or at all
9. trans cranial electro stimulation
10. ketamine microdose
11. maybe key nutrient or vitamin is deficient in diet
12. dont be obese
13. socialize more
14. set goals and work towards them

I've done all these and more and to be honest the depression never full went away. It got a lot less, but its always there waiting beneath the surface. I'm talking 20+ years here of dealing with this
.
Though I never gave zoloft a proper try, never took for more than a week or two. But it seemed to be working, made my negative thoughts die down and my mind felt cleare and i felt happy and contented. But i didn't like the idea of taking an antidepressant all the time because of potential long term side effects. Maybe one day I will give zoloft a longer run, I'm like 42 and this mild depression just wont completely go away. I'm running out of ideas here.

If you are fat and don't exercise then start there.
If you're not but you aren't actively working on yourself/have no passion projects or an ambition career-wise then start there. These can be totally spectrumy. Just do something you like. If there's nothing you like do something you dislike that challenges you and just appreciate the smallest of advances. Log them.
If anxiety is a problem try taking ashwaghanda. Look it up. Take decent sized doses of it in the ksm66 form.
If you're bored generally try psychadelics. Don't go nuts. Just enough to change your perspective.
If the problem is none of these then you might have a chemical imbalance and you should see a doctor.

Ignore all of this and read “the power of now”

You are welcome fagget. You will laugh at this thread after.

DOTR when?

Kek

Fix your diet. Not joking.

Did you make it or are you just a neet who doesn't work?

unemployable neet

Have sex

checked. Absolutely based

>unemployable
Why for? You probably feel depressed because you do nothing productive with your time.

>Get length of piano wire
>Go to top of tall building
>Tie one end of wire around neck
>Tie other end around something sturdy
>Glue hands to sides of head
>Jump off building
>Look like you ripped your own head off

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It seems like whenever I try different things to fix depression, it kinda works for a while then my brain gets used to the new feels and starts to slowly revert back to feeling miserable again.

I notice that I go through ups and downs, one or two weeks I will feel normal/positive and then one or two weeks of negative moods.

The closed official mental disorder I know of that has these symptoms is "cyclothymia":

Cyclothymia, also known as cyclothymic disorder, is a mental disorder that involves periods of symptoms of depression and periods of symptoms of hypomania. These symptoms, however, are not sufficient to be a major depressive episode or a hypomanic episode. Symptoms must last for more than one or two years

The cause is unknown. Risk factors include a family history of bipolar disorder. Cyclothymia differs from bipolar in that major depression, mania, or hypomania have never occurred.

It doesn't work, its just temporary happiness.

semen retention.

Just be yourself, bro.

Hey OP I'm depressed myself, wanna be frens?

i've been on Jow Forums for a decade and this is the best advice I've ever seen

>been on Jow Forums for a decade and can't recognize ancient copypasta from Maddox

Get off social media, get outside, do things that you enjoy. It's not difficult

Bangkok, Thailand

summarizes it pretty well

changing perspectives through MDMA, LSD, DMT, Shrooms or meeting people that do the same for you

this nigga gets it

this is how stupid trump supporters managed to survive past puberty

haha no, that's a depression that will stay with you for a long time after

probiotics

I drink sometimes

A good psychologist.
Not a social worker, not a psychiatrist, not a nurse and by all means not a freaking "counsellor".
Just a good old shrink.

1 gram is plenty. 5 is expert mode and fucking crazy

sure

two bullets in the head

Cool, discord? telegram?

I only want to talk to people when I'm not depressed.

The last thing I would want to do when depressed is talk to a random stranger from Jow Forums.

That's why I don't get it when people spam suicide hotline numbers online, if I was suicidal; it would be literally impossible for me to even contemplate calling a hotline when at my lowest. Ironically you would have to put a gun to my head to make me call a suicide hotline and talk to a random stranger when severely depressed and suicidal.

The basics:
>Eat healthy, exercise and take care of yourself.
Now you're not just a waste of human flesh. Next:
>Make friends, practice being a human bean in society.
Your depression should have turned by now into being plain unfulfilled. So you can try to fill the void by:
>getting a gf
>working a job (if you're not cryptorich already)
>having kids
It probably wont work, but that's just life.

absolutely based

norman

Mdma 100mg
Magic mushroom dried 2g
You're welcome.
Spread the love

1g is insufficient. take the terence pill. break through and let the medicine work its magic.

His writing style is shit. I did become Buddhist shortly after reading it though so I cant say it wasnt effective.
Also, read The Book by Alan Watts

Whats telegram?

Therapy and potentially medication, user. I speak from experience. If you feel that a psychiatric drug is making you "go crazy" in any sense, get off of it ASAP and switch to another one, at the advice of your psychiatrist. It's not that expensive. But please don't kill yourself. I felt suicidal as shit for the first 16 years of my life, have scars from cutting, but 8 months of therapy and Wellbutrin was all it took to get me feeling normal. 19 now and feeling better than ever. Please at least give it a shot, user, I'd miss you if you died.
>inb4 Jow Forumstards reply with MuH jEw DrUgZ
I hate Jews just as much as you probably do, but not EVERYTHING is a fucking plot. Medication helped me a shitton, and if it can help other anons, I'm happy to shill it.

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Learn to live in the present, take opportunities as they come, put yourself out of your comfort zone
Work out eat right quit jerking off and sitting in front of the computer
Understand you have a purpose and the reason you are depressed is because you're not actively pursuing that purpose
It's gonna take some effort but trust me it's way better then being depressed
I used to be bed ridden from depression
Now nothing can stop me

LSD

Buy
Ginkgo Biloba
and
Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide)
I like the "NatureMade" brand.
Take one Ginkgo and two Magnesium Oxide twice a day: once in the morning, once in the evening.
Worked for me!

And I also take 1 dropper of Greska's C60 once or twice per day. It makes me feel amazing (could be placebo, but it works)

>Greska's C60
Keep it away from light or it may give you cancer.

Done shrooms, acid and dmt, still want to kms. I must have offended the gods or something in a past life

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dude! don't trip it gets better seriously. just say fuck your emotions they don't own you. rise above your own self defeating thoughts. you might feel like shit but you must defeat yourself by excepting your own faults. only then will you be able to rise up and be reborn a new and better you. seriously

Pray the rosary.
Vaticancatholic.com.

Clean your room
Or buy BRAP and acquire brap frens while trying to fool shekelstein by getting rich off internet ass money

Excersice one hour q day

Oh sure and hang out with roasties as well, right? Brah this is weak b8

>no porn
>no drugs (coffee, weed, cigs, actually drugs)
>Jow Forums
>read self help books (I know it sounds like a meme but How to win friends, rich dad poor dad and think and grow rich really need to be read)
>sleep 8 hours a day
>/fa/

20% Jow Forums
20% Jow Forums
20% Jow Forums
20% Jow Forums
20% /diy/ or Jow Forums

fuck off literal basement dwelling reddit faggot. you seek enjoyment out of others despair. i hope you done reap what you sow. honestly

By realizing life itself is the bullet. Jump in front of that shit and own it.

Came here to post essentially this.

I have a sort of similar situation, except I simply feel better when I'm by myself than when at work or speaking with someone.

5mg Xanax

That bullshit always sends me to hell wheb i'm on comedown due to being such a loser.

Jow Forums is kind of /b/ tier cancer nowdays, full of goow in the dark CIA niggers too and they never stop shilling.

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Invest in dividend stocks , get financially independent from your work , watch the wagekeks in the morning going to work (or better drive around town slowly so wagies are getting angry) , enjoy wagies facial expressions

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That's why I recommend it. It's a shitshow of glows but makes you grow a thick skin and redpilled about how much they hate us.

>Zoloft helped me, at least the first 6 months, then I stopped it 'cause I had enough motivation and energy to get me through the day
>Exercise inside the house, static bicycle, dumbells, push ups, abs etc.
>Kind of healthy food but most importantly normal proportions
>Listening to uplifting music, whichever works for you, doesn't matter what genre
> 1-3 hours per day gaming, movies, series etc.
> Human interaction also helps, its makes you feel less alone, even if it is feels difficult, it will make you feel so much better afterwards
>Try creating, learning or keep yourself occupied with something, for me it is coding but it could be anything, craft something, if you have a garden try to trim a bush or plant some new flowers, nature always helps
>Seek medical care, it doesn't have to be drugs, you can just talk to a psychologist, he/she can help you clear some things out

Most importantly what you need to understand is that everything you feel is inside your brain, after a while thinking like that my ego stood up and I've said to myself that I must control my brain, it is mine after all.

My point is that you should change your mindset, it's not easy and even though 2-3 years passed since then I'm still feeling getting sucked from time to time and not literally, that's when you need to fight back. But you can make it, if I made it, you can definitely make it.

Best of luck brother/sister, don't stop fighting

Leave this place for good and start therapy. You have nothing to lose. Try it for 5 years and kys if nothing has worked.

zoloft is not for everyone, but there are alternatives. medication can help get you put of the hole but to to get better in the long run, it's important to find out what drags you down and work on that. many good advice given, listen to that OP. you can do it.

You don't have depression, you're just an attention whore

Trips of truth, pack it up boys

>ouch
G-d, when did the normies discover the Asian fusion basket weaving cyber commune?

O M G

Look up micro dosing Lsd. Will save your life!

2 hours per day of cardio/5 days per week.