Biz roster update thread

Our roster is old, we need new memes, recommend your favorite Jow Forums memes that aren't on the Jow Forums roster at implyingrigged.info/wiki/Jow Forums and we'll have a poll soon(tm) to decide what comes on and what doesn't.

>wtf am I looking at
So to spoonfeed to all the newfags, Jow Forums has a meme soccer team made up of 23 players which each represent one meme from the board. We are currently up in summer to go up against 32 of boards on Jow Forums to meme, laugh, and make fun of the other (or ourselves) for being bad. The cup has cool aesthetics and cool meme songs that play and generally is a goofy waste of a weekend.
>wow can I watch old games?
Yep working on making a jewtube for this, but till then here is an archive bootleg.hamuko.moe/team/biz/
>I really want to help out/circle jerk/talk about crypto/talk about the team/contact you via some other form of media
Contact info is on the wiki, I was thinking of making a discord/telegram, if anyone wants either let me know and I can make one quickly and shill the link in this thread if there is a demand for any of them.

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WTF WAS THAT

Wtf is this? Pls explain

Ok my retarded ass actually read this. I hope I didn't miss this. Cus my boy fresco better get goal keeper our im chopping my nuts off.

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We need a snib snib

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We need this one too

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We also need these two boys in this roster

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>Big Mac
>Tiger Mommy
>Stinky Linky
>Sergay
>Lambo
>Fren
>Monster Zero Ultra

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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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le based black man

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I almost forgot. You better add smug asuka. She's

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Hello sirs, have you heard of minepi dot com you should start mineing for free today sir easy install on your mobile phone. User code tman for easy invite. Sirs

With Sergey Saves, Sminem AND THE FUCKING BOG HIMSELF HOW CAN WE LOSE? IF WE LOSE IT'S FUCKIN RIGGED

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Newfags don't know it yet but this is the true face of biz.

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Oooooooohhhhh!

But it is rigged, winning and losing is irrelevant

It matters!
I feel like Rory would make a good defender.

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WE NEED A MASSIVE DIGIMARINE!

Maybe the one that shoved a sharpie up his pooper?

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Did he get his Linkies? Gonna suck for him in a special way when it's .50cents again

I'm pretty sure he did not

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Creg Sanjay needs to be on the team as a striker.

Keep them coming lads. Also current roster.

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How can I make passive income?

Boomer rocks

How to make money from fuck prostitute?

the asia hustle

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Sweet Vishnu

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Chinked is already in there

Bizonacci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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Sell me this pen

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aka gay muslim man

Well lads final bump for me tonight, if some of you could keep this thread alive for the remainder of the night that'd be appreciated, that way those burgers who don't have retarded sleep schedules can contribute some ideas. Speaking of which feel free to comment on how you'd like the players to look. Pic related is the last thing of Jow Forums aesthetics.

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>pump vs dumb
I actually like that

mayber replace
zoomer hodl
nice just bought 100k
FORCE MEMES

with new dank biz players?

need to lose elon musk

How about McAfee on his deathbed in the hospital?

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

63 and 7 out

"John D. Rockefeller" and "To the Moon" in

you are a MANIAC!

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bump

Feel like we should move Sminem to GK position, those massive hands can stop anything.

>whales are accumulating

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