A loser that needs help

Got fired from an easy security guard job

I'm not gonna make it. I've realized I'm not going to survive in the real world. Either I'll make it with investments or I'll probably become homeless and literally kill myself (not joking). Legit something is wrong with me. I keep getting fired/let go from jobs. I feel I have shit genetics not suited for this world.

I have 16k I can invest. What to throw my money in..?

I was thinking amazon fba wholesale (not private label). I expect 10% ROI per month (based on anecdotal data).
It requires work and some luck (like if you choose a wrong product, you can fuck yourself and either lose money or not get an ROI quickly enough). With crypto, it's lazy and relatively fast, but I don't get how to see how high a coin will go (like if it will 3x, 10×, etc.). Have no clue how to make educated decisions with crypto (or stocks really but fuck stocks. That shit takes forever to change).

Biz.. help me before I become homeless. I need a W.

10% ROI per month or crypto? What ROI do you expect/get from crypto per month (average it out)? Legit falling into a deep deep depression..

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>got fired from security
lmao how?
>What to throw my money in..?
link, btc, 0x, xrp, or whatever moonshot biz is shilling. keep in mind these reccomendations are based on possibly gains this run, not on fundamentals or anything

Take that money and buy a plot of land to live on you idiot. How old are you?

Got fired cuz of bullshit. Long story short, I was told to follow someone for allegedly stealing. Person's mother confronted me even though I was fat. She spotted me damn it. Well anyways, I couldn't just say "I'm just walking around" because she wouldn't believe that. I told her the daughter was allegedly seen as stealing basically. Lady complained to manager. I got fired. Like what the fuck.. literally no way to have prevented that.

I bet he's some retarded 20 something city kid who's been brainwashed by american tv and anime

All in on link

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Also, 16k is nothing. Let's be real. I won't be able to live off of that for the rest of my life. I need to make some passive income or have a consistent method of making money without a typical job or I'm fucked.

I only watch hentai, you filthy casual.

>how
literally this
>smoke weed every hour on shift
>night squad regularly brings in hookers
>one guy always drunk
>one guy always on cocaine

security is literally easy mode police

you keep getting fired from jobs because your purpose is to create jobs you faggot

>fat
Motherfucker. I KNOW I corrected that word. It's supposed to say "far".