Guys what does it feel like?

>Anal
Disgusting sodomite.

maybe it was a dude

like sticking your dick in jelly except it reacts to your benis ;DDDD;DD;D now go benis in bagina

lie more, faggot

Based

>Guys what does it feel like?
like it's supposed to happen
it feels like it's supposed to be happening and therefore it does
it's almost like men and women were made for each other
;-)

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no need for that if into luciferian initiation
btw Ari Juels is Lucifer

You don't get any powers.

are you 30 and virgin user?

based and wholesomepilled

Last time I had sex it was 2013

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>btw Ari Juels is Lucifer
nice try
he's based and working with a team of people to ensure American world supremacy for the next 100 years
which is actually in everyone's best interests
Trump is backed by the same group
there's a reason the Bush's and Clinton's were having a shit-fit
their time has come to an end

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this is not 42

>this is not 42
go on...

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Me too but to be fair she didn’t talk to anyone because they never found her body

buy a fleshlight with one of those warmer things, it feels literally the same. it may seem like a lot of work to warm it up and clean it, but definitely lots less work than an attractive woman. and certainly less money, time, and energy just to put your dick somewhere warm

this pussy

pussy just feels you're not fucking much of anything at all. maybe I just have a small dick or have any been fucking low grade sluts with loose pussies. but still. pussy is just another one of many life's greatest disappointments.

Not nearly as good as porn makes it out to be

yes goyim sit in your room all day jerking off into a fleshlight instead of meeting real girls and enjoying the human experience.

Really fun in the moment but overrated desu. Once you’ve smashed one 9/10 you’ve basically smashed them all, there’s little difference in how it feels between them and just feels like you’re going through the motions after awhile

>pussy just feels you're not fucking much of anything at all.
I had the same feeling with a condom on. I wondered if the girls had loose vaginas or what, but it felt like I was humping air. On the other hand, I can barely last a minute using a fleshlight without a condom on. So it's either the condom or loose vaginas.

2012 here. Tough time for us. Living the degen lifestyle of weed 24x7 and wearing pajamas all day lead to my funnest sexual times.

It's the condom. Trust me senpai

Not to paint the unrealistic picture that I’ve only had sex with 9’s, most have been in the 6-8 range with maybe like 5-10% of the total number being 9’s. But between those 9’s, all the pussy has basically felt the same

>tfw got ADD and even when I have sex I still lose focus and start thinking too much about other stuff
>literally never came during sex except once on drugs

Wish I was normal and could experience sex the way other people do. I still get horny but I just get way too distracted.

Based & murderpilled

Sex without condoms is the best healing, but also super high risk. I was lucky no STDs or kids.

ive barebacked women before

it's not that much different. only time their cunts actually feel like they're gripping my cock is when their cunts snap during orgasm

Other topic, how large are your dicks and what's *actually* considered large?
I'm only 6 inches and always thought I was small , but women think i have a big dick somehow

pretty much this, if you're serious drop the hand jew before getting into pussy, the pussy grip is no match for the hand

perhaps we should aim for 12 yo virgin pussy, who knows

girth probably

6-6.5" and relatively skinny. IIRC, 6" is about or just over average in the US. If you shave/trim your pubes, it looks larger.

Depends on where you are from. 6.3 here, its fine but nothing special I guess. Anything bigger than 7 inches will be quite painful for most young girls tho.

if you reach the cervix you cause them pain,
t. reached the cervix

ive hit cervix but im only 5-5.5. the girl just wasnt very turned on at the time she told me. othertimes we bang im sure ive never come close to it

fake news, schizos don't get to put their pensis in banginas

>fake news, schizos don't get to put their pensis in banginas
your life is fake news
video related:
youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco

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>tfw blessed with a thick 8" cock

>tfw cursed with a hair trigger orgasm (premature ejaculation)

I have had TWO girlfriends literally leave me in the past because the sex was not good enough for them
why even live anymore

we do, 3 different women already, and 5 years with one, eventhough I must say I'm not socially retarded, I'm good looking and not tripping balls under medication

salty coins and milk

cbd and similar drugs might be your friend

Tight, wet, warm vagina, soft and plush ass and titties, hearing her squeal and moan with every thrust. Feelsgoodman

>buy a fleshlight with one of those warmer things, it feels literally the same.
stop fucking loose whores who've had children faggot

(1) lose the trip
(2) seek help, schizo

>lose the trip

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>seek help, schizo

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Was she short? Only girl I've had complain was 4' 11" or so.

I've had, worst experience ever, the worst part is where she got upset, so did I for fucking an empty space fucking piece of shit whore

Faggot detected.

doing it without a condom is best. the condom kinda lessens the feel you get. but you take a super high risk of getting aids/std or knocking her up. I don't care if the bitch claims she's on the pill, don't take her word for it. You know she might've skipped a day or two without taking it or is trying to bait some sucker into knocking her up on purpose to hang the "kiddie" ax over his head in 9 months.

Far as dick size anything over 6 inches and your good. If you can hit that "spot" all women have while your banging her the size of your cock will be the last thing on her mind. Hit that spot, the woman goes nuts, like instant orgasm.

Watch some porn, most time the dude's don't go nuts deep in the bitches cause fuck man it'd hurt them like crazy, unless the bitch like impales herself on it on her own.

;)

>unless the bitch like impales herself on it on her own.
their faces when I grab them and have my way hahahaha

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Your inexperience is showing

Feels like you are a slave to your biological needs....feels vulnerable, feels like this whole can take anything and everything from you if she wants and but you keep going back. Feels like you are programmed by the universe to override your own self interest. It is simultaneously the worst and most comforting experience of your insignificant existence.

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Like you said.. either a small dick or loose pussies.
Nothing better than bare backing a nice tight pussy. One of the greatest things a man can experience.

You're ID literally says FAG tho.

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blessed with 9 inches

Gynecologist checking in.

Go to the grocery store and buy
Chicken Liver . It looks and has the same feel of a vagina.

Yep. Nothing really changes when you achieve wizard status and your attraction to women,sexual urges, drive, etc.continue as before.

You'd need a pretty small dick to fuck it though. I mean if you're into that kinda thing.

22 yo virgin lanklet here, gave up on women already, I just hope I can live comfortably by myself

I'm like 6.5" maybe even 7' when I lose weight but my cock is pretty thin over all I guess

I didn't have sex until 22/23, so you may be surprised what life has in store.

don't give up young man, practice your skills, polish your chrome

I hope man, it's not that I didnt have any opportunities because I had some clear and obvious ones, but when it comes to matters regarding myself I'm pretty conservative...I want to be sure the girl I lose it with won't forget me an hour later AND that I'll enjoy it...and that is pretty tough in this day and age. Sure I could have fucked a 1/10 horse maniac without a leg, but I'm not bothered that much

Thank you mate, I'm trying something different now, just trying to take care of myself and not hitting on girls just for myself, not to fuck

respect the conservative man, such as myself, you might end up regretting this approach later when you're finally locked down (it's going to happen) and you think about that easy pussy but it's whatever you want

> just trying to take care of myself and not hitting on girls just for myself, not to fuck
you don't need to give up on your goals to hit on some grills now and then, do it, just keep your goald clear and sharp on your mind, women are actually attracted by a man like that

Am I the only one here who prefers jacking it to sex, I've fucked multiple people and it's always a letdown even though I last for a while :/

Where is this "sex is part of muh human experience" narrative coming from all of a sudden? You know when every actually reflected male considers sex to be primitive and embarrassing on the level of a caveman going "ugha chagga?" While there's a "female" in front of you which somehow views it as "love?" It's what you arrive at after you stop viewing females as "objects" and overcome your physical drive via discipline while still acknowledging that women who fuck around a lot can no longer bond, and must therefore view sex as a loving and bonding act. But your only way of possibly seeing it as "love" is by empathizing with the woman. Still it's primitive and you don't inherently want to pursue this act. With it not being "love" from your egoistic perspective no matter how much you delude yourself, because it's the physical truth that your male brain does not work in such a way. Which ultimately brings you to the conclusion that you cannot be together with real women. And you don't want to be together with today's liberated sloots anyway.

So what is "part of the human experience"? If you objectify them, you don't need to have sex with a real woman, but can fuck a pillow instead. And if you empathize... you arrive at some catch-22 of "A rational woman that isn't trash doesn't bond sexually. And a woman that doesn't bond sexually is the only one you would accept bonding sexually." Which I guess is some paradox idea that can be possible in regards to fictional characters. But then it's just a fantasy. It's a paradox idea in reality. Because you are either primitive or you don't bond sexually.

The only women worthy of sexual empathy wouldn't bond sexually. So why choose a real woman over paradox fictional characters? In case you don't want to objectify them? Why do you consider living in caves "part of the human experience", user? Why not reject this part until it can actually be improved, which was at least attempted until "liberation" embraced caves?

out of all my sexual life I've really enjoyed it like once or twice when her pussy was perfectly tight and aligned, maybe 3 times, fucked a huge roasty though, but I loved she was good while it lasted... other than pussy I mean

The fourth year is the hardest

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*Or maybe caves are a bad example. I don't know what to compared it to desu. Maybe something that can be fully obsoleted. But either way, I see no reason to pursue sexuality with real women if this is how it works. At least until it is improved upon. Via gene modification or whatever.

I am a 72 year old wizard. To relieve myself I use but a wet loaf of sourdough.
Stay strong gentlemen,

women unironically smell bad and are disgusting. truly they are subhuman

Can confirm, whiskey dick saved my ass my first time. No larp, we fucked for nearly an hour straight.

there's also CBD

6 inches is above average, drop the 'only'

I hold almost 3 BTC now. I’m gonna facefuck so many of these whores when I’m a millionaire in my 20s

how do you dose CBD? if you get it in the oil form, how many MG do you take at a time?

:( there are some that are fun to be around, not a lot though.
There's only been a few times I've genuinely enjoyed it, but I wasn't even sober then and even doing it with the same person that I enjoyed it with previously it was still less pleasurable than others describe it to be, and jacking it

Take both

>tfw 23 yo virgin
I'm not even a friendless NEET. I have a good job, good friends, Jow Forums body, interesting hobbies like fishing and surfing, I go out and party every weekend, but I don't know any girls and I don't know how to meet any girls. The worst part is that nobody knows I'm a virgin, I've sociopathically lied to everyone I know and they all just think I'm on a long dry spell. I've kissed maybe 5 girls in my life and that's as far as I've gotten. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong I have all of the things people are supposed to have in order to seem attractive to women.

>>tfw cursed with a hair trigger orgasm (premature ejaculation)
> Girlfriends leaving you because poor sex

I know the pain. I stopped pursuing women. I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm gay or something since I'm 30 and not married or have anyone serious right now. If only they knew deep down the horrible feelings of inadequacy.

Probably one of the most autistic virgin incel posts I've ever read here. Have sex.

That's a good approach to have IMO. It's a lot better when you know and care for the person. That's not to say a one night wham and Bam isn't fun, but it isn't the same. Standards are good to have, but watch out for seeking perfection. It's the enemy of success.

Year six seems to have a lot of acceptance. Working on myself to get to a better life where I can be better suited to having a relationship.

There were a few women I absolutely adore, but it's dangerous to focus on the past and end up like Bill, thinking that everything will be ok if his ex-wife returns.

They are not going to throw themselves on your windshield breh.

Try being direct. Ask them out.

If the date goes well (I.e. she laughs at your jokes, finds you interesting) make a move. Don't ask to kiss her. Just kiss her. If she rage bitches on you, then try again with another girl.

Don't overthink it. If the girl likes you and you are not as autistic as you say, then a kiss, even a surprise one, will be returned.

Bitches don't know what they want until they get it.

heh no fucking idea bro, I just buy a bud, and smoke it, you know the regular way

Kratom and other opiates make you last longer. I also got fucked out of normal sex function thanks to anti depressants