/smg/ - Stock Market General

I think i should have shorted the Nasdaq 100 before Friday close.

Seconded

We don’t need any old tripfag either.

I do want to see how dobber’s portfolio is holding up, and hear some gommunisthomo FOMO, but it’s not like they need to post under a trip to identify themselves

It won't be long before I'm the only tripfag. And you'll beg for me.

Deutsche Bank is fucked my dudes. Its all gonna come tumbling down.

>Deutsche Bank is fucked my dudes
Really? What gave it away?

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>And you'll beg for me.
Maybe to leave

Just buy a $100 RCL call with like 3 months left at market open and thank me later for paying your rent you queer

Any source on that or just speculation? They just announced some big changes cutting 18.000 people and getting out of investment banking.

time to long Deutsche Bank

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they calculate with 2nd quarter earnings of -500m euro or -2,8 billion after tax
there will be no dividends this and next year.

if you can read german: welt.de/wirtschaft/article196502363/Deutsche-Bank-Radikaler-Umbau-neuer-Vorstand-18-000-Stellen-fallen-weg.html

ignore DB
ignore Euro
ignore Eurozone, Dax, even FTSE
ignore it, there are enough opportunities elsewhere

if you have SICK unbelievable intel, then play it
otherwise make plays elsewhere

Yeah, that's my typical move. Drop $1700 on options because a brand new tripfag has "invented" an entire new strategy without researching the value of the trade and having a lick of faith in the company.

It really shouldn't seem like witchcraft to you.

More like douche bank, amirite?

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heheheheh
me want eat lobster now

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It doesn't. Just hair brained.

lmao Jow Forums predicts total financial collapse on monday

here

God I hope so

Insolvency isn't a problem in itself, what, you think US is solvent? HAH!

-5000 opening

This is it boys, the big Juan

> *TRUMP DECLINES TO COMMENT ON ARREST OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN

how will market react if the POTUS is implicated

how would he? he's the only one that helped the FBI when Mueller was investigating Epstein. Trump even said Epstein was going to have problems like a year ago.

Scratch that, what's the market reaction if California slips to the ocean overnight

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Pizzagate was real?

please feel free to explain why thanks

I am totally open for somebody to show why my method is bad I am actually begging for it

You're more likely to see Hillary implicated. She may have sucked the blood out of children and consumed their flesh. Epstein can arrange it.

Why would he have anything to say about that?

I believe parts of it are plausible. The meme would have fizzled shortly after it began if there was nothing there.

Yeah, they got him this time it really is over for Trump

Because it could go up or it could go down. It's a coin toss, unless you have some fundamental reason you believe it will be going up.

Futures open in 10 mins

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You absolutely do not understand the concept of DITMLCSMM at all.

If dubs he'll resign by Friday and we all need to go short.

testing

Long platinum short palladium, seem good guys? Palladium is at like an ATH and Platinum is a local low.

I thought your "password" might have been DITMLCSMM, but I was wrong

red or redder?

I do, it's just not that great of an idea. It's not a new idea either. Yeah it'll work just fine until it doesn't just like all options strategies, except for the one where you buy undervalued options in stocks that increase in value. That one still works.

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My strategy has nothing to do with picking stocks. It is a method for how to deal with stocks that you have picked. Fucking idiot.

You were close, my password is a key fundamental of how I pick stocks.

I am thinking of selling my Deutsche Bank Stocks tomorrow when the chart blows up.
Bought at 6 Euro for 15k. I might get 30% profit and that sounds perfect for me. You think the price will go up even more in the next months?

You're assuming it's not going to crash tomorrow

I think green my dude

FACT: Duetche Bank is the Gamestop of banks

...

fag why didnt you just stay in the thread you copy pasted that from

What’s wrong with GameStop?

But i thought that you picked stocks based on hundreds of different indicators.

Futures are fuckiing NEON green, get the fucking champagne our we're hitting 3k tonight!

Also all the Jow Forums doomers are going too pump my GLD when DB implodes tomorrow!

Because nobody is in that thread and what I'm asking is relevant to this one you stupid fucking tripfag. Why do you guys always act like passive aggressive women

Try dartboard, that's how I typically pick mine.

it's going well, switched over to some tqqq itm calls that I just roll over to the next week for ez gains, and QYLD of course.

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I made this thread

Disclosure: I am 100% long in FNGU

US stocks will go up as the EU collapses, US stocks are the ONLY game in town

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>dead flat

what the actual fuck is this image

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>A fucking leaf

better than /smg/ desu
Yes I do, and using DITMLCSMM isn't part of that. DITMLCSMM protects me from the fact I can only marginally predict the future.
probably because most of the people ITT are wagies that have lost all of their $$$, I've no expertise in rare metals but I'd suggest that any of them will continue in rarity in a similar way water will.

>a new trip thinks he's hot shit
90/90/90 rule

ancom vs ancap is my guess

Reminder rule #1 of /smg/ is it is free money fading any tr*pscum opinions or calls

I know people jerk off to that though, but a earthquake in the desert doesn't mean anything. At least there people attempt to earthquake proof their homes. Nobody died yet in 2019. When an earthquake of the exact same amplitude happened in mexico in 2017, it was a complete disaster.

You'll be sucking my dick by the end of the week.

Pumpe oot, goolden bool

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Well the rumor that they gone fire 20k people has been going around for a week and it pushed the price. The conformation should let the stock explode tomorrow.

Alright. Go right ahead and place a put on my $100 RCL call expiring September 20.

I dare you.

Really annoyed that I need to download a Chrome extension to filter out this fucking new tripfag

>14646390
>implying
You buy options, that's all i need to know lol. im just gonna tell u this once as a gesture of kindness: you should be writing options instead.

You can trade commodities futures on any number of brokerage accounts, I'd assume there are people here who are familiar with the markets. Take off your trip, you are not contributing anything worthwhile that is deserving of a trip.

This futures market is faker than the moon landing and gayer than Pendy.

Buildings in CA are made by Mexicans yeah, but are made above Mexican standards.

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>he wasn't successful so he looks down on others treading the path he couldn't

genuinely want to write your mother a letter

>probably because most of the people ITT are wagies that have lost all of their $$$
I can't dispute that, but for the record I'm a wagie that still has all my $$$ but these threads provide great entertainment value.

THE DITMLCSMM IS ETERNAL

Should I long SPX500 with 20x leverage?
Y/N

AHHHH GOLD IS FUCKING CRASHING MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

I just called my personal Goldman Sachs broker and ordered them to buy 30000 50 strike puts on RCL

I wish you weren't shitposting desu

Ok guys it's going to actually happen this week. It better go down fuck this fake market

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if you're gonna be a colossal faggot, at least post some all times.

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Likewise

lmao your all time is a week for me

He posts, with no picture

you were exactly like this guy when you first started tripping, btw

Sub $500 account detected

Sad!

>tripfag catfights
Why do I even come to this board

this is all you get to eat

hope it fills you up

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Buying as much WKHS as I can right now.

>>Electric Trucks and Drones
>>Finalist for 5 billion Dollar USPS Mail Truck Contract
>>Rumors of discussions with Amazon for Drone Contract
>>In talks to Buy GM Lordstown OH Plant
>>Connections to Key Lawmakers and Politicians
>>Trump's blessing, he tweeted about it. Ohio Jobs are important and its an american compnay
>>Currently 65 Million outstanding shares and a 180 million dollar market Cap.

Current Share price: $2.81

Any Contract News or confirmation sends it through the roof. It's gunpowder waiting to go off.

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