Yo I'm here for the job interview and shit

Yo I'm here for the job interview and shit

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want to join my dev team?

Naw dog I'm just here to fuck your girl, already tagged the hr roastie tho

I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume your name is Denius

>Head down, ass up, maybe I'll have some use for you.

It's Jenius

I'll put those dick sucking lips to good use

>the joke
>23 trillion miles
>your head

Hired. When can you start? My wife needs a good seeing to.

So it says here that you were lead manager for an alcaloid distribution firm for two years, can you tell us a bit more about your performance there?

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Nice, satan, nice.

thanks for coming in bud. so tell the camera your age and name. have you ever sucked cock before? feeling nervous about your first porn video?

yes, pls tell me more about holochain

Dequan I feel confident in saying you'd be an excellent addition to our sales force. When can you start?

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Well you're clearly a genius, welcome aboard

>none of you have seen a cursive G before
you might be dumber than a nigger desu

If that’s supposed to be a G, why is the rest of the word in print, Denius?

show me your teeth, good. the field is over there you start today. salary is the key of these chains after picking up 1 ton of cotton.

>implying anyone but incels call bitches roasties
Jow Forums is so out of touch

You're hired!
The cotton field is out back.

I'm glad you found about this opportunity through our Twitter post, Ray-Ray! As you know, we're an equal opportunity employer, so you'll be fast tracked right into solving the Oracle problem!