LINK

Just got a call from the big guy. Expect "the real fireworks tonight".

BRB I think I hear somebody at the door.

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If link pumps to 6 dollars tonight i will film myself shitting on my girlfriends face while shes sleeping screencap this

TRIPS MOTHERFUCKER
YOU BETTER DELIVER
CAPPED

My god, full house of happenings.

Screencaped
Nice full house

If LINK reaches $6 this week I’m unironically posting photos of my gf with ‘LINK 1K EOY’ written on her ass

Outsider here, can't confirm.

sorry, capped

If LINK pumps to 6 dollars tonight I'll cum on my ass

No one wants to see that you degenerate.

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bruhs, some epic thread potential here

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If LINK pumps to $6 I'll record myself swallowing my own cum.

XDDDDDDDDDD
off by one lmao

I didn't say I'd film it, you fag

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if link hit's $6 tonight I will tell my accountant about it tomorrow

checked and basedpilled
unbelievably based

If Link pumps to $6 tonight I'll jerk off and cum no less than twenty (20) times on the day after.

Isn't that your daily routine

If Link pumps to $6 tonight this guy will snap his banjo string while doing it

Toppest kek

I'm approaching the big three-o and nowadays I can only manage two or three times a day. Maybe four to five on a weekend.

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU MADMAN

How are you even going to do that. Sitting against the wall with the ass up in the air while pointing your dick towards the ceiling while cumming?

Trips of truth
Godspeed user

Trips of face poop

I need a diagram of this

AAAAHHHHHH

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Based
She’ll forever more be marked as yours
However, pic related will be her face when she finds out haha

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That was the plan, except I wouldn't be against the wall.

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Hopefully the devil wants his due and will pump.

*sip sip*

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If link hits $6 I will shove a pop tart up my asshole, pull it back out, cum on it, wrap it all into an omelet and eat it.