I've recently started to excel in social situations

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seething betas like you do not have the testosterone to confront OP so of course you bicker and gossip like a woman.

I normally just big league douches. I call them champ, ask them something then when they are in the middle of answering divert my attention to somewhere else and start talking to them. Completely annihilates insecure turds who are trying to big dick

>become comfortable with yourself, insecurities, hobbies (or lack of), things you do enjoy, your intelligence, your style, down to the way you dress
>live under the assumption that everyone else is still stuck in a shell just how you were
>become openly comfortable with yourself, stand out around your peers as the one most resembling a human being
>go on to attract a genuine life partner with your true personality
did we just crack it ITT?
has it really been this simple the entire time?

nice pepe

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It really is that simple.
If you want to be extra based, then also start meditating every day.

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It’s true user. Just be yourself

Holy fuck how based can this guy get?

yes but maybe stop watching anime and porn

I love this thread. Figured this stuff out this year. Literally don’t care who thinks I’m an asshole anymore, in fact it’s better that certain people have that strong opinion of me. I know I’m heading towards success and their hate feeds my energy.

>become openly comfortable with yourself, stand out around your peers as the one most resembling a human being
>go on to attract a genuine life partner with your true personality

this too, once you realize you can’t please everyone then you start to attract the real ones you want around. Be polarizing. It’s meme world, bend it to your will.

holy shit, this guy is a badass

>the beta strategizer

once a bitch always a bitch

seething low iq emotional fapper

Is your inner self a cunt?

Where do you live? Would be be wary of my physical safety with this approach.

project harder bitch

Somebody actually did exactly this minus the champ part the other day and it really pissed me off. Not bad fren

>the """""""alpha""""" projecting projecter

>and everyone else is this pepe

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it's easy to counter. the beta strategizer you're replying to wouldn't know what to do if you just simply didn't answer him in a dismissive way. he gets the slight upper hand simply because he walked into the scenario with full intention of being a little bitch. he'll do it to the wrong person one day and get dealt with

I started a new job recently. I'm quiet and lanky/nerdy, but confident. There was this one guy who kind of challenged me the first day. Super cocky and bro like to everyone. He called me out on my weak handshake. Anyway I began to mirror his rediculous mannerisms, talking loudly, saying "WASSUP BROTHER" clearly mocking him. I called him out on always wearing a hat and he showed me his bald head kek. he doesn't even look me in the eye anymore.

this screams insecurity. acting petty or shit-testing like a woman is not the way of a respectable man.

>eventually he will get what he deserves

top kek, tremendous cope

this is acceptable because people shouldn't be openly fucking with you like that. work on your handshake tho lol, that's embarrassing, fix it. also when you were "talking loudly" and stuff you may have come across as butthurt to other people working there. hopefully you kept your face calm and whimpering to a minimum

still projecting. a little bitch hates the idea of facing consequences

This is actually really good advice.

absolutely based.

great way to come off as a overly patronizing and arrogant social retard too

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>business and finance

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If you can't put in the minimal effort to shake a hand properly you're never gonna make it. bald bro realized he actually hurt your feelings so he took the humble route as to not escalate the situation with an overly emotional retard.

But I really like anime.

This is legit but only if done ironically. All the nerds are hating likely aren't comfortable enough with themselves to actually attempt it irl. It's fun to play around using moves like this with people who are acting especially pretentious or arrogant. It's a kind of personality probe, you're basically pulling a punch to see if they flinch. Some people catch on to what you're doing and dial back the douche facade and the others see it as a threat and dig in harder. This is valuable and tells you a lot about the person you are dealing with.

This is literally what women do you silly beta, id just pat you on the shoulder and chuckle and walk off if you did this to me since I guarantee you are weak framed.

>business isn't 90% social skills

This is true can confirm.

I’m nice to everyone, I just don’t censor myself as much or tailor my opinions anymore. There’s nothing wrong with politely disagreeing with someone, even though many take this as an offense, it’s easier to live openly and honestly.

Yikes. Have sex incels

Hey it's Chris from work, sorry if I hurt your feelings bro, I just thought for your sake and to save you from future embarrassment that you should be aware that your handshake really does feel like shaking a dead eel. Take it easy bro.

Excelling in social situations isn't based on your subjective experience or thoughts it's based on how you are perceived by the people you are interacting with.
Just because you have tricked yourself into thinking you are excelling in a social situation doesn't mean the people you are socializing with feel the same way about you.

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>t.boomer
Just give them a firm handshake and look them straight in the eye

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based and I dare say it, transcendedpilled

I'll try it OP

Everyone is insecure, or "everyone" enough for it to be correct in a huge % of situations. The trick is to be able to not talk to them and not feel like a weirdo, which most neets probably would as we are led to believe it is important.

Not interested in talking to you (but will if approached) but not in a "stand at the wall at the highschool dance" style.

>Excelling in social situations isn't based on your subjective experience or thoughts it's based on how you are perceived by the people you are interacting with.
>Just because you have tricked yourself into thinking you are excelling in a social situation doesn't mean the people you are socializing with feel the same way about you.
the real red pill. although ops advice is a good first step.

Bumpino

best thread in weeks. Thanks OP. Now I'm off to act confident and assume everyone else is an insecure cuckhole.

you need to practice your handshake if you want to get far in life because back in my day if you looked 'em dead in the eye and give them a firm handshake they knew you meant business. buy a handshake practicer and practice your handshake in front of a mirror a few hours a day for a month or so and you'll get a raise in no time kid.

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i dunno. you come across as a bitch. if someone asked me a question then did some silly attention diverting thing, i would have them marked out as someone very insecure.

Is it honest, open and nice to aim to be socially dominant consciously? The exact opposite is true -it’s openly manipulative and malicious.
Hope you don’t get your teeth kicked in. Personally, I’m hyper vigilant to the strategies you speak about as most of my environment is in the Eastern euro shithole of mine.

I think humor is also a big part. Being able to create fun conversations out of thin air. I know a lot of you hate the "small talk" stuff, but it's necessary to ease in. It doesn't even matter that much what you talk about, but how you talk about it. This is more suitable when talking to women though since they are more emotional. With men you want to detect the personality types.

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just watch scarface and act like tony montana

Nice move I've started fights over shit like that before.

i can imagine what you look like

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Actually this is wrong. Very wrong.

You could be talking absolute bollocks but if you do it with confidence they will hang on to every word and you project whatever emotion you want them to feel onto them

Can confirm.
Ftw father of two with soulmate and house on the ocean

What does that have to do with what OP posted? Retarded paki

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Does it look like im replying to OP you fat faggot

Explain what was wrong in
If people are hanging onto your very word and allowing you to govern their emotions then obviously they are having a good experience and you are excelling in a social situation.

Why do all pakis have absolutely no reading comprehension

You dont seem to understand that you are the one who controls if they hang on to your every word

Your mental state shows you are just a follower, a sheep - a nobody

thats the problem with pajeets who post pics of belle. It's all about external factors, never mind that how you feel at this moment is all that exist. You can not change the thoughts of other people, you can not read the minds of other people, so the best you can EVER attain is internal peace of mind.

Wow really? Who the fuck else would be in control other than the person speaking?

So how does OP pretending everyone else is insecure grant him the social skills needed to get someone to hang onto their every word?
Are you really suggesting some autistic neet pretending other people are insecure is magically going to give him supernatural social skills?
Fucking retarded paki larper

This actually works. I realized after gymcelling, grooming and dressing better for a while that people often aren't distant with you because they dislike you but because they're intimidated by your outward appearance. They think you may be "too good" for them and wait for you to be the first to initiate interaction. When you learn the difference between the two (dislike and intimidation) and you learn how to connect with others without being too patronizing then it's like playing with cheat codes in the social game.

God, I love being young and beautiful.

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Based and stoicismpilled

Just because you don't have full control over the situation and outcome doesn't mean you can't objectively excel in a social situation.

Not saying you can't. Saying it doesn't matter as long as you feel at peace. That's all you can ultimately ask for.

Nigger you are clearly the insecure faggot in this thread, get a life

>That's all you can ultimately ask for.
No it's not

Yes understanding how social situations work clearly mean I am an insecure faggot. You are definitely an alpha not some autistic paki larping as an alpha.

people that post pictures of frogs all the time are terrible human beings that bring bad luck to all endeavours. never associate with them

>take a fat slug of coke
>turn into chad

It really is that easy.

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Even slightly caring about social interactions will drive you insane. Why would you waste your time caring about how you are perceived when the only person you can control is yourself. Just because there are other people on this planet doesn't mean shit. At the end of the day, if anyone makes any solid judgements about you, they were pieces of shit to begin with.

yeah try that and watch yourself die alone and depressed

I kekd so hard user, I just wanted to let you know

So what? As long as they're ok to your face it doesn't matter. Being talked about is a good thing as long as you're not being actively sabotaged

DUDE I've like only just truly come to this realisation. It's something I've heard from people all the time and sorta agreed with the concept but last week I did a psychedelic drug and it really just CLICKED. The rest of the day everything I said was a perfect representation of my honest and true self. I stopped saying different things and hiding maybe private mannerisms and decided to just take the leap and not give a fuck what anyone thought and now I'm practising this in my sober life and I'm happier and more optimistic about the future than ever.