Attention everyone, please gather around. I have a very important announcement to make.
*tink tink tink*
This late? Come back tomorrow morning.
say it
Again? What is it?
oh boy i love gatherings!
quiet, hes about to speak
Noted old chap. Ill postpone my announcement for another 12 hours. Night night.
We're listening...
it's a dirty job but it's good honest work
SIKE!
Attention dear (((market maker))), I have an announcement to make:
AHEM....
I
AM
NEVER
FUCKING
SELLING
&
MY
LINKIES
STAY
SUPER
STINKY
IN
COLD
STORAGE
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N E V E R S E L L I N G
E
V
E
R
S
E
L
L
I
N
G
NO!!! SLEEPING IS FOR WAGIES
Thank you sir.
So...
*clink* *clink*
Now that he's gone
I have something to share with you all
FUCK YOU GOT ME
K
That announcement?
BUY OMG
oh shit
Don't worry wagie, here take some of my link. It's practically spilling out of my pockets.
Go on lad, the stage is yours.
FUCK FUNPOSTING
FUCK RACISM
FUCK AD BLOCKERS
FUCK HOSTILE POSTERS WHO ACT AGGRESSIVELY TOWARDS NEWCOMERS FROM PLACES LIKE REDDDIT
FUCK ANYONE WHO DISLIKES ASIAN GF TUTORIAL THREADS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK DOING MY JOB
my gf thought it was funny
jenny's mine now
we met because her name sounded like janny
hahahahaha
i love my life
you have to get paid for it to be a job, filthy fucking janny
you're lower than a volunteer scooping up dog shit, at least they're needed
>announcing an announcement
The absolute stateof pepe posers
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