Wagies welcome. Post your job and how much you make hourly

Slide thread. I literally saw the same thread and pic on a different board earlier today

I'm an engineering school drop out with no hard skills. I wanna hero every day and I hate it

Pharmacy tech
15.75/hr
I hate dealing with people
I'm hoping my shitcoins can carry me out of this hell

Tradie
$59 an hour, plus frequent overtime where I get $118

I dont enjoy the lifestyle of waking up at 3am and commuting 2 hours one way, it fucking sucks. But the money is good, so...

What trade are you in user? I should have fucking gone the tradie route.

Consultant
65
Meh

27 years old. Work in QC at a factory. $24/hr in a high cost of living area. I make around $20/hr off the books delivering pizza on the side as well. I hate it but it's okay for a single guy with no kids and allows me to buy $300 of BTC weekly

I'm on a phone queue. I'm licensed to trade and give advice but since I'm not supervised by a financial advisor, I can't give financial advise. I get calls from clients and advisors and basically it's my job to fix their shit. Most of it is moving money around or placing a trade.

The shit part of it is that the phone never stops ringing; it's like working at an assembly line. They have a certain amount of time you're required to be in the queue and you literally have to call in to get a 10 minute segment to do work outside that queue. Everyone comes in hot with a new problem and you have to figure out how to fix it before they get their ass all puckered up. I'm pretty good at that part but putting on the micky mouse voice and playing the role they want you to play is degrading. getting some smug asshole on the other line is the fucking worst because I can't just tell them to fuck off. best I can do is de-escalate or just be completely stoic.

I'm taking a shot at moving towards specialty trading, who focus more on trading options/bonds/UITs and such. And I'm hoping that all this is going to lead to a financial analyst position if I make the right moves and get my CFA. But goddamn does this job work up your nerves. I feel like I NEED to drink when i'm off the clock.

ChemE consultant. $150/hr. I enjoy it, but I work so I can not work.

Acoustical ceiling installer in the bay area. We're part of the carpenters union.
How old are you, and where are you located? Construction is booming right now, and its a really good time to get in to a trade. I know theres a big shortage of electricians in my area right now, and those guys make a couple bucks an hour more than I do

Accountant
Pittsburgh
40k
Have to pay for my own health insurance.
6% 401k I put in to get a 3% match.

i don't work, i just swing trade SNTVT and ETH.

McCuckolds Grill Staff
$11/hr
Honestly, it's not that bad when the GM/Good Goy Managers aren't around, can zone out and throw sausage muffins down the line and roll burritos while jamming to my headphones.
When the overlords are in though, absolute nightmare, constantly nitpicking at any opportunity, trying to get you to work harder when they intentionally understaffed the shift to "save on labor", etc.

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why are you faggots working for scraps

When I consult I'm charging between 95-125

How'd you even find that job, like what company?

interviewing for convenience store cashier tmrw
12hr
labor market for entry-level is grinding hellhole. I tried working for Bezos but the shifts were terrible (only 4 hours with an hr long commute) and nobody else responds to my applications.

investment banking

salary worker so idk hourly, but I make ~130k this year. graduated college a year ago

not sure if worth

Looks like they're W2'd fren

Technical Project Manager
$150/hr
I hate every second of it

Look up fortune 500 investment banks and check their job listings. It's close to a ground floor job; from the people I've seen come in (and wash out), I'm sure most anons here can get a foot in the door. At the very least you can walk with a series 7 and 63/65, if you can pass the tests. they paid us to train for it.

Im 32 and live in the central valley user

What would you rather do user?

Software "engineer"
$64 if your take the hours from the contract, $74 for real time.
Nope. Nice team and challenging work in interesting area.

>he fell for the CS meme

>no engineers
disappointed in you Jow Forums

Insurance compliance technician
$16.85 an hour
It's a data entry job with some mad puzzles. The job is pretty mindless but also busy. So I try to listen to podcasts etc on shift but same time actually need to focus to read legalese and complete unique paperwork all the time. Job sucks, but could be way worse.

No degree
Low debt
3 kids - my income plus side hustles

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Early/mid 20s Administrative Assistant in NYC 75k plus bonus and 8% match on 401k (putting in 15%, will max in Q4)

My boy makes about 115k doing lab work plus some e-commerce, we're waiting on his MCAT scores and me to finish up my meme degree.

We have a 6 month emergency fund, no debt, and it's pretty cozy. Nothing outside of our normie retirement accounts for now.

So confused? Your boy? Are you gay or a woman?

I work in something super similar. I have to fix issues with SAAS, be super friendly, AND I have to sell $2500/day to keep my job. I make ~$48/hour. Shit is so fucking mind numbing I can't even talk to people on the phone anymore. It makes me genuinely hate my life some days.

People who make good money always say this shit. Like they can't contemplate that they are making double median income.

Bet you still feel poor.

Chemist, 21/hr, kind of shit but going up to better pay and 4 days a week in a few months, comfy

Air Traffic Control: 44.50 hourly

I hate the people I work with, but I love the job.

How do you even get into this?

Ditto

>Lumber yard wageslave
>$14 hourly on weekdays, $17 on weekends

I don't hate my job, I hate my boss. Fuck you Dan.

If I was making close to $48 I'd feel alot more comfy. Hell even $30 and I'd stop bitching. But for the level of knowledge I must have on trading, taxes, liability, ownerships, navigating multiple convoluted systems, and whatever other hot trash gets thrown my way, I'd like to get a decent paycheck. Hell, even $50k would be fine. But I'm not there, and it looks like I need to move laterally to get where I want to be.

But yeah, talking all fucking day sucks. I mean, you do pick up some tricks on working people and that's pretty useful, but yeah, halfway through the day I'm braindead. I literally chug water at work just to keep talking.

1) Military ASVAB test above 90, pick air traffic control and wait for an opening (2-6 months wait)
2) Do 6 years military ATC and be discharged at end of your enlistment
3) Go work for the FAA or a contract company as a prior rated controller, basically wherever you want since you are an invaluable resource, having already been trained and certified.

alternatively

1) be fit, healthy, sane and with no criminal record or drug use
2) submit application to FAA 'off the street' bid on USAjobs, be sure to claim that you are a minority (even if you aren't, they aren't allowed to ask)
3) wait and pray you are selected for schoolhouse training (can take up to 1 year to find out and go through the selection process)
4) spend 2-3 years in training and crawling your way up the ladder till you can select the facility you want to work at

>be sure to claim that you are a minority (even if you aren't, they aren't allowed to ask)
lol kys

found the butthurt spic

>spic
no i'm just not a useless welfare queen that lucked into a chair force tier job

imagine thinking you need to claim that you're a minority to get a job while simultaneously admitting that they aren't allowed to ask your ethnicity. pathetic

Shit, I'm 32 years old so the military option is out since I'm an old boomer

Paramedic
~$30hr
Love it, would do it even if rich

knowing that you are this mad makes me happy
stay seething, pleb

i work in asset management. the firm is basically dead - our aum has declined 95% this year. just waiting to get fired.

If you say you make >$70/hr you are larping and you know it

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>no, you’re mad!
What’s your favorite sub to browse on the job?

I'm a bartender/gaming attendant and I make 26.50 plus penalties depending on when I work and length of shift. I also do labouring at 30 per hour a few days a week, plus 20 bucks travel money per job. I usually clear 1400 a week between the two after taxes.

I don't hate either job, but I'll go back to uni soon and study to be a teacher.

Jow Forumswallstreetbets, because I also trade options while doing nothing half the day
any other burning questions, peasant?

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$18/hr plus commission. I average about 80k to 100k selling people cell phones.. College drop out. The writing is on the wall for retail phone sales.

I could've bought the BTC bottom in December, want to neck myself everyday. Definitely fucked.

Phone sales are going to shit huh

>any other burning questions
yes, what is your favorite star wars movie?

software
250k/yr pre-tax

But I pay 1275/mo on rent, since I live in SF.

Only been at the job for a year, dumping very thing into bitcoin.

$12/hr lifeguarding
worst part about the job is how fucking boring it is, so I guess there could be way worse complaints

Yes, too many people have followed the path of Scientology (iPhone). Huge social stigma surrounding Apple products, very little profit margin...

>when they intentionally understaffed the shift to "save on labor", etc.
thats fucking cancer management practice

Warehouse pleb. 28 AUD per hour, though I tend to be on time and a half since I work late. Easy shit. Moving boxes and shit talking with the lads. I like it and it will do me well until I graduate.

Designer
60 bucks
I can’t complain too much...it’s better than working retail.

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All too common in fast food wagery. However, unlike the other good goys I work with, I don't work any faster to subsidize management's poor choices. I get shit all the time about zoom timers and a bunch of other nonsense, but I just ignore them lol, I get paid the same and they're desperate for morning workers so they don't cut my hours

€10 an hour. Petrol station cashier.

Just use a binary to ASCII converter and you are good to go

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i was in this exact situation 3 years ago
you can still make it fren

80/h swe. i dont hate it yet.

32 /hr
Acc
No i dont hate it

Other than the ETH thing seems like that's been a good move

What you've never been to middle school? Granted it was like a decade ago but heyu

$62.50/hour, $125k/yr. Not on either damn coast, thank god. And with PHP no less, lol

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litigation/i.p. attorney

100 hr but firm bills me out almost triple that, partly because not every client pays and partly to "keep the lights on"

I hate most of it. Courts are incompetent government bureaucracy and navigating them is tedious.

That said I telecommute most of the time and spend most of my work day in boxer shorts drinking coffee, trading, and shitposting.

You are so poor you are in disbelief.

M&A Investment Banking Summer Intern

20

£1500 a week for 10 weeks work

Basically being paid 15k to learn valuable and transferable skills making me employable in a huge range of industries

Why do none of you have real jobs lol

software dev
33
started a year ago
super relaxed job, literally god tier of wageslaving

>all these actual jobs
o-ok
I'm a manager at a restaurant for 23 nz bucks an hour, I basically do nothing but deal with shitty customers which rarely happens, so it's a pretty chill gig
I'm in my last semester of my maths degree so hopefully that goes somewhere
in my last semester of my maths degree so hopefully that goes somewhere

Data Analyst
$36 CAD
I mostly fuck around in Excel and SQL server all day. Usually I pretend to work until something real gets thrown my way.

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policy processing for an insurance brokerage
30 an hr

I don't hate it, it's just dull. I get to travel to malaysia every 2 months which is nice. The work is simple enough I can watch youtube while I work too and my boss likes me enough not to care that I do.

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architect from eu
39k/yr pre-tax
fucking hate this high stress shit

getting into it and code right now

CEO

$0/hr

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How much education do you need to do this, or is it another networking based shitty annoyance?

Could really help in my career (medical technologist)

Currently I am in the closing stages for pursuing a career as a firefighter - $59,000 annually. I'll be able to wake up and make a difference for people in need; I don't give a fuck about my enjoyment of it.

>Job
Streamer

>Hourly wage
Don't have one, but usually around $20 plus some random good days or sponsorships.

>Do you hate your job?
Nope, pretty much a dream job. Although I do get worried about the health of my wrists/hands.

Butthole whisperer, currently looking for my next big job.

English Tutor / NEET
9€ an hour but I work sporadically :(

>job
food delivery driver (with bike)

>hourly wage
~10-12$

>do you hate your job?
no, I like it actually. I make my own schedules, I work when I want and as much as I want. plus my wife makes enough money to support both of us, so I don't have to work during the winter.

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Basically be Shawn James from My Self Reliance (Youtube), minus making the videos.

Realistically, I have no interest in doing anything else work related. So I may as well do this shit and make bank.

>9€ an hour
>job

How old are you?

€10, I work the till in a small shop.

Should start maths tutoring soon though, where I can make €20-30 an hour.

Fuck the trades. You get treated like dogshit and it's super cut throat. I regret this shit every fucking day. I wasted time on an associates on the electrical trade and shit was wack

retail 27 an hour
get two shifts a week in a small town with no jobs

YES

How the fuck do you make 27 an hr in retail? Sounds like larp.

I worked with a lot of tradies and it didnt seem that bad, the electricians were treated like rock stars

I am a trader

I swingtraded lately

LINK 70%
ARPA 3X25%
COTI 3X10-25%

I CHECK fa +ta both are imporatn if it fails no problem check FA can also pump
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