I took a shit and my ass smelled so bad that when my brother came in my room, he pointed it out that the room smelled like shit and brought over a lavender air freshening spray. So in the shower after he came in my room I put a bar of soap just a little bit up my ass to make it smell nice and clean. Somehow my ass fucking devoured it and it's inside me as we speak. I'm not going to the doctor for this, he'll think I masturbated with soap even if I tell the truth, please fucking help me. It hurts so bad.
I took a shit and my ass smelled so bad that when my brother came in my room...
Carson Wright
Luis Evans
Soap in your ass for any period of time will unironically give you IBS for anywhere from 6 months to your entire life.
Tyler Bennett
>IBS
What is that? I don't wanna google it.
Jordan Sullivan
ishygddt
Luis Campbell
us an enema or just shit it out bitch
Caleb Thomas
Not true
Luke Gutierrez
Anthony Sanders
based and redpilled
Christian Turner
This is the quality content I come to Jow Forums for
Eli Campbell
Irritable bowel syndrome. You're going to wind up with anal fissures, rectal bleeding and bacterial infections in your colon that mean half the shit you used to eat now causes you to shit yourself in agony, and that you'll spend your life in perpetuity chasing the feeling of being healthy.
Adam Reyes
how big was the bar of soap
Julian Bennett
Why don't you go shove a bar of soap up your ass for 10 minutes and see what happens?
Jack Bailey
yeah.. I don't believe a word of this.
Oliver Bennett
Still hurts less than holding link right now
Chase Cruz
kek
Hunter Sanchez
I remember an Jow Forums user describing what he had to go through because of an anal fissure.
I'm sorry OP....
Sebastian Clark
Got a good chuckle out of me.
Cameron Sullivan
how do we profit from this?
Christian Jackson
Anal fissures are horrible and hilarious.
You know that an anal fissure can cause a fistula to form between your ass and your urethra or prostate? One of the symptoms of this is farting from your dick, or semen leaking out of your ass.
Connor Rogers
>Jow Forums
yikes, virgin
Topkek, that's horrifying
Ayden Torres
>semen leaking out of your ass
Jack Carter
This is why you do not become a sodomite.
Owen Morris
>Business & Finance
John Lopez
I have, it didn't change anything. No IBS, regular poop unless I'm sick.
Brayden Young
google "Rectal ejaculation"
Aiden Jackson
Were you cleaning your colon for yourself?
Nathan Kelly
if you invest in the dApp bubble and wait 6 months on Chromia, you can hire a middle class filipino roaste to clean you.
Oliver Ward
Yes
Jaxon Wilson
>.
Joseph Wilson
A-are you sure? Well, if you insist....
Aiden Reyes
>farting from your dick
That is terrifying yet hilarious
Asher Bell
play along user, it's a good shitpost
Jaxon Parker
Now, if we could find a way to monetize this...