> I'm a crypto NEET millionaire
> Old school friend works on Wall Street
> He does a job I can't understand, managing a fairly large hedge fund (srs)
> He wants me to fly out to see him and explain crypto, show him what I know, how I invest
> mfw 95% of what I know about crypto can not be communicated and comes from spending 6 years staring at charts and reading forums
> mfw the other 5% can be put into words but basically comes down to "throw money at it, it always goes up"
wut do?
p.s. I don't even own a suit
suck his cock
>throw money at it, it always goes up
Unironically gonna make it senpai
>low quality larp
just go away, blog on twitter
Learn to larp better.
isn't it obvious
first off, it's wall street/hedge fund business, it has to sound right, not necessarily be right. focus on making sense and making what you're into sound attractive for investment, not on being factually correct cuz that's secondary.
second, you can use this:
>95% of what I know about crypto can not be communicated and comes from [6 years of experience]
as leverage to offer yourself as a partner/advisor
I’m in the same fucking situation. I’m flying tomorrow as their new crypto specialist
Lmao
Just read Jow Forums pasta at him, start with "WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT!..."
>get him to pay you as a consultant and take X% of the earnings
>throw other peoples money at it and take home X% + salary
never give free financial advice