Buy crypto on exchange

>buy crypto on exchange
>maybe trade for some alt coin on a DEX
>hold
>swap back to the buy in crypto 10 months later
>then report the buy price and sell price as capital gains when going the tax meme
What's stopping me from being able to do this in the "land of the free"?

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Whats the tax rate in the us? I have to pay 27-30% of all profits where i live

It depends on your income and what state you live in. For example, if you live in North Dakota and make $34,000 a year, you have to pay 2.9% (state tax) and 12% (federal tax) on your short term capital gains (14.9 total tax on gains). Some states have higher tax rates (California has a 13.3% state tax), some states have 0% tax rates (Texas, Washington, Wyoming)

Wtf, I tax 35% of my salary, 27-30% of crypto/stocks and there is a 20-25% goods and services tax on everything i buy.
You americans should be grateful for the low taxes im jealous as fuck

The issue is that no one in the USA seems to fucking know how crypto taxes work because everyone either falls into one of two categories; they see it as the way I initially described it, or they see it as the capital gains being added on top of your personal income, so even if you made $34,000 yearly and fell into the 12% tax bracket, if you made $400,000 on a short term trade then you would instantly get bumped up to 37% because, in this scenario, the tax isn't taxed similar to your income bracket, its just added on top of your income, so then you would have made income of 434,000 and it gets taxed at 37% and that doesn't include the state tax either. For instance, if you somehow made $1,000,000 on a short term gain, using the second scenario you would have to give half of it to the IRS.

Regardless of how people see it, there's also the issue that the IRS has been fairly transparent in regards to cryptocurrency taxes themselves, and there is also the part of each crypto-to-crypto trade being a taxable event. If you aren't careful, it's easy to actually lose all your gains but still have to technically pay taxes to the IRS.

There's nothing stopping you from doing that and reporting that way.

This can apply to all countries that make crypto to crypto a taxable event.

>or they see it as the capital gains being added on top of your personal income
Dude... There isn't any "seeing it" that way... that's literally how short term capital gains work, anybody who bothered to research this shit knows that.

Which is the issue that I mentioned because most people that I see mention it, not just on here, seem to think of it as the first way and not the second way. If you don't believe me, just go to any search engine and type something like "crypto tax" and almost every single article will describe the tax as being taxed in your individual income level bracket, alongside your individual income, and not just added on top of your individual income.These people think that if you work and make 30k a year, but also invest and make 60k on the investment, your 60k is just taxed with the same tax bracket that your individual income is at and not added on top of it.

If you plan on making a million or more off crypto. Go for long term gains tax. If you plan on making 100k a year. Short term gains is fine. But long term is what whales play. T. I'm a whale.

Explain this, if I am a NEET with no salary and I make 1 million on LINK and am long term capital gains tax, does that mean I owe 0%?

No, your gains would push you to 1 million income tax bracket.

No, the 0% long term gains tax is only applicable to gains within a certain bracket. If you made that much money, it would get taxed 20% on a federal level even if it was a long term hold.

Everything related to tax is better safe than sorry. The IRS has a legal right to rape you.

dONT REPORT GAINS?

>Exchange shares your info with taxman
>Get audited for only buying 32 ETH and somehow selling 3200 ETH

>wanting to give the IRS 80% of your gains despite them not doing anything to earn it

There’s nothing stopping you from cashing out your initially bought crypto as if you held it the whole time.

The only issues are if you get audited, and then how do you cash out your overage crypto that you have no accounting for.

>Disrespecting the country that gave you the freedom to take financial risks
Face it you're just a crook

If you're ever going to make it you have to accept the tax man will fuck you one way or another.

I love these threads, how are you on Jow Forums and not know what Monero is?

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Governments don't give for someone to be successful. They take from the profitable to give to the leeches.

The last governments that gave a shit about their people were forcibly ended in 1945.

How is monero going to protect you from a situation like if you tried to cash out?

You sell it for cash. Aka what every internet drug dealer does.

And how do you get the dirty money back into market? And don't come up with ideas like paying for monthly launch...WE are talking about srs amounts.

No, you sell only the original 32 ETH. The rest you drop into USDC and loan it out for interest.

How are you people such sheltered goody twoshoes?

You keep it in cash, in a fireproof, floodproof safe. You use the cash as your spending account... don't be an idiot and buy a luxury car or house in cash. But all your other spending? You're golden.

>REAL money
Then pull your head out of your ass and launder with art like actual money does. Or open some illegitimate business like a laundromat as a front. Or is that too much effort for your "REAL" money.

If you had real money you wouldn't be asking how to launder it on a vietnamese soup brewing forum.

I think he's asking how you're going to turn your internet privacy token into physical cash that you can spend.

Localmonero, craigslist, druggie forums... meet up in a police station and transfer funds to their wallet.

I actually buy a lot of xmr this way since you always get a tidy discount and no fees.

Go to casino. Convert cash to chips. Play blackjack or whatever for an hour. Lose a little win a little doesnt matter. Take chips to cash out window. Tell them its all winnings. They give you a 1099G with the total as gambling winnings. Report to IRS.

T. Knew a guy that worked IT for a big casino.

What is USDC?

coinbase.com/usdc

It's on a few exchanges and swaps.

are you joking dude?
that is basically the IRS's stable coin.....

cuckbase can literally freeze any address/funds

Same thing as keeping real cash in your bank account. Anyone can freeze your shit. This is if you want to "cash" out to the closest fiat value.

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