Why Are You Here?

now*

I migrated from other boards when I decided that Jow Forums would be the best way to get my Jow Forums fix and be productive.
These neets have 10xd my net worth.
Thanks dudes.

Read about the possibilities of bitcoin in the 90s, so when I eventually saw it in 2011 it only took me two years of prevaricating before I bought in when I could have mined. Also /b/ in 2006, Jow Forums and /new/ before this shitty board that has literally not improved since 2016

>less racist
Jow Forums isn't nearly racist enough

t. visitor from Jow Forums

Is that a mothafuckin Blood Meridian wojak

I listened to a drunken texas man with a skull avatar wearing a cowboy hat and found myself making thousands of Shekels only to find the true nature of ourselves in greed, jealousy, envy, and lust for luxuries.

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based

Found Jow Forums in 2004 as I was underaged and just getting into porn and was looking for girls my age

Shit posted on /b/ for about four years then started getting into vidya. Shit posted on /v/, /o/, /out/, and various other boards infrequently for about 3 years then took a hiatus for 3 years until biz shit posting began in 2013. Now I rotate between biz,fit, and lit. I did browse pol from 2015 to Trump election but got bored of it after that. Only go back for happenings, which were the reason I found it originally

/lit/ is utterly unusable since all the Jordan Peterson self-help idiots started posting there.

A friend told me about /b/ back in high school in 2008. Migrated to other boards since then. Got interested in crypto when I had a bit of a psychedelic phase in college. I bought BTC at $11/coin back in 2012 to order acid off the Silk Road. The seller disappeared and I got sketched out, but the funds were held in escrow and I got them back. They sat in a wallet on my computer for a few years until the first big price spike, where I sold my children’s birthright for $120/coin. I was flat broke and needed money to buy weed. Lo and behold, I strongly regret selling then, and wish I’d put every dollar I had into BTC back in 2011. So now I trade crypto on a small scale cause of major fear of missing out on the next bull run. Don’t do acid, kids

the usual , spent my life playing video games , browsing chans , found biz and went all in link

so pretty comfy

>work dead end job for 10 yrs
>one day at work get talked down by supervisor
>sit there and take it
>watch him get into his nice car with attractive co worker
>later that day download robinhood
>took 1k a week for a yr straight putting into robinhood
>managed to swing trade until I made 50k
>opened a charles schaub account and started building a dividend portfolio with only 1 stock..T

sigh...I still feel empty

youtube.com/watch?v=gL1audHUKtc

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how get gf? please share

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heard about bitcones at an occupy protest in 2010

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Because I'ma good old fashioned

D E G E N E R A T E

G A M B L E R

>follow the meme economy

reddit was too tame for me.
bizonacci brought me here.
I stayed for the misery index, because I like watching nazis suffer.
I knew the bottom was in when nobody here thought bitcoin would ever recover and this place was nothing but shills for scamcoins.
waiting for Jow Forums to turn into a deluded maxi sub.

Just bee yourself :^)

Based and TCR pilled

>be me
>an actual fag from /lgbt/
>get tired of the faggotry and attention whoring on /lgbt/
>decide I want to make some money
>visit a few money-making forums
>end up on Jow Forums
>hear about chainlink
>hear its creator is also gay so it must be the official gay coin of the crypto world
>invest my full paycheck at $4
>I'm down 33% and dropping
>I've never had an ass-fucking like this before

Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it :^)

>Why Are You Here?
Jow Forums ultimately made me a honkpilled anti-nihilist after 2 years of lurking, and then 2 months later Jow Forumsraelis finally showed me how gmabling money became power.

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Reading that book currently. p. good

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Yeah. /b/ is a total shit hole. I knew guys back in high school who were hooked on /b/ that ended up bitter, jaded and impossible to talk to.

what was your strategy user

Hiroshimoot created Jow Forums, I didn't realize and accidentally misclicked Jow Forums, saw all sorts of stuff about crypto, discovered that USAA had a partnership with Coinbase, decided crypto was legit enough to buy some, and so I did. Stayed for the memes.

Funnyjunk > pol > biz

>found /b/ in 05
>lurked /a/ and /i/-invasion for lulz
>hear about bitcoin sometime in 08, don't mess with dark web so i mostly ignored it
>stopped lurking around 09 because summer bringing in stormfags, plebbit and 9faggers from all corners of the normienet
>started back in 2011
>/a/, /b/, Jow Forums, Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /jp/, Jow Forums
>became tripfag
>realize attention internet autists sucks
>stopped tripposting
>learn about btc in 2016, decide to buy in because why not
>pump to 20k happens, i've just been throwing in money on the way up
>bear market eats my gains, sell for a major loss at 8k
>start buying back in in january this year

hard to believe how many years i've spent looking at this one website

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