/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

IRC channel:
#/smg/ on irc.rizon.net

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=n9I_9-eqHoE
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-07-09/the-short-road-from-libor-s-death-to-armageddon
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for MSFT is chad as fuck.

great picture

Because you dont fight the Fed.

OP is a fag, previous thread:

wait I messed up this OP so much somehow

last thread was
and I forgot the embeds ahhhh
going to sleep now, have a fun day boys

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user you did buy me when I was in the 23.10s, right?
>no
!? baka!!
>y-you too

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Literally unemployable.

I did. I let go at $34. The highest it ever got for a while.

you still don't have a jobber?

load up on SDOW, NUGT, and UWT. We're in for a wild ride boys.

>he fell for the trade war bear market crash meme

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What's the most gansta way to kill myself?

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Need to make some money before December, any stocks to invest in now?

>+142% in about 20 hours
>Le epic daytrader man

Is this what being cool feels like?

Should have sold the call and held the put for another minute, but oh well, I'm greedy with muh hot potato

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AAAAAHHHHH
I FORGOT TO BUY TPB, NVDA, LMT & TQQQ!!!!

When bears do it, it’s called ‘hibernating’

It’s pronounced “thmart”

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David Carradine style

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Come now mr bobo. Now is the not the time for fear. That part comes later

SNE looking good right now

you have to post your p/l and positions first
then go and fight a polar bear, the most powerful of all the bears

this is my last month before im laid off =[
feelswagiedesu

yeah, swing traders dont have shit

Also, next QYLD exdiv is 7/24, payable on 8/1.

AAAAHHHHH TPB NOW UP 8%

How do I always forget about tqqq at the times it would be most useful? I always think of the wrong tings at the wrong time.

Alright when's the fuel running out?

Tao of Rat say:
No such thing as recessions.

Based MSFT is at ATH

I fucking warned you all. You never listen.

Holy shit this guy behind Powell

Like, come yo hair nigga, hahaha

Alright, exited into cash, waiting for the cheapies now!

SNSS user here, OBLN may be on the way back to it's March numbers if you want to grab a few.

looks like doing it early (30 seconds after i woke up at 9:30) was a good idea after all today, but again i could have held the put and gotten another buck or two...

oh well, holding for another day could have screwed me according to the spread, so whatever, a win is a win

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>tfw you're short the spy but somehow account is up today due to AKTS HOLY SHIT

just tell me the strike price and date bro

>first question is about Facebook coin
Fuck you Rep. Waters, fuck all you boomers up your stupid asses

>Crypto dumping
>LPTX dumping
>dudeweed dumping
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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My info isn't as good on this one and I don't want to lose you money

>I don't want to lose you money
You're replying to Baggie

>second question is about emotions
>tack on question about people saying negative things about him

You’re talking to J POWELL. Show some fucking respect.

Who the fuck are these people? Why do people keep re-electing their congressmen? Why do we only pay attention to presidents when these retards are also important?

Why are people saying its a rate cut?

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Where can I watch this live?

I don't want to lose anyone money. Losing money sucks.

The Pirate Bay is public???

Why? Seems like they're doing a good job paying off debt

Do you guys work or just day trade at home as a job

I day trade at my job. Double gains.

Overdosing off fugg drumpf and hopium

Day trade at work

youtube.com/watch?v=n9I_9-eqHoE

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Tasty ITW and MO divvies today boys

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CNBC. I usually watch through the Schwab app.

Actually just go to YouTube and search for Powell, there’s a bunch of networks and news outlets and other media live-streaming it.

It’s probably on CSPAN too.

Kek. Good joke user.

thanks divvyfren

I know! Yay MO!

But why does it have to do it when MO is pumping? My DRiP aren’t as effective when that happens, if what I’ve seen in MRK is any indication.

I'll believe Powell when he actually cuts. Talk is cheap.

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this is so cringe
Jerome is doing his best but this congressman is just retarded and is asking meaningless questions

'Jerome how would you make sure that banks have more diverse leadership'

dude he's the fed chair what the heck

> *POWELL: AMERICANS ARE NOT SAVING ENOUGH FOR THEIR RETIREMENTS

Wonder why that would be, Mr. Central Bank Man

"banks are mostly white up top"

why is this being asked of the Fed Chariman? he has nothing to do with that.

"Dear Stephen A, basketball teams are mostly black, what can we do about this?"

what the fuck are these questions by these fucking retards?

People really do in general believe that basketball (university) makes you taller (smarter).

You guys, I’ve figured it out!!
It’s so great, it shows the compassion and ingenuity of the American spirit:
Congress is a massive government employment program for the mentally enfeebled.

God bless America!

Libra BTFO by Powell, short FB

> POWELL: UNEMPLOYMENT IS LOW BUT WE'RE NOT SEEING WAGES RESPOND
could that be becauses wages rise from productivity, which also rises the yields and inflation, and unemployment being low because 96 million people (not all capable of work, yes) are out of labor force?

Well it's congress, so yes.

Cam whore sites have been using a digital token payment system for ages, why ask these questions only now?

OH NO NO NO NO

Can't really blame the fed and cry jewish shenanigans when rates are already as low as they've ever been and there's a huge circulating supply of cash available to literally everyone right now. People not saving is on them.

Save it! It's all yours my friend!

This ones better

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> Referring to LIBOR as "Libra"
These are the fucking people in charge of everything just someone gas me.

"retards"

aka democrats

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBOR AND LIBRA

AAAAHAHSHABAHABAHAHAHAHAHA

>Wages rise from productivity...

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My phone is exploding with price alerts saying every crypto is down a ton

Fuck me that was confusing

it's because all the recent jobs that have been created are low-wage jobs at restaurants

he was talking about LIBOR the whole time, that's just how he pronounces it. he said nothing about Libra
it's a much better point than what some of the previous congressmen were asking
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-07-09/the-short-road-from-libor-s-death-to-armageddon

basically splits with the advent and implementation of the computer.

youtube.com/watch?v=n9I_9-eqHoE

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Didn't he mention Facebook and KYC? I'm not paying full attention but it sure as fuck seemed like he was talking about Libra

Global economy, most of the wage growth has gone to 3rd world counties

using country by country employment stuff isnt really that meaningful in a integrated global economy where industries and supply chains are seamless around the world

london inter-bank offered rate?
or did you mispell labor?

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Don't tell me you think they rise from 'tight labor market' where nearly 100 million working age people are not in LF, and there are 6 million unemployed in LF.

Pic. related is a better proxy for productivity. American output has been declining in terms of its industrial and manufacturing output, simple book keeping tricks doesn't count for shit.

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and union busting which in earnest happened int he 70s and 80s

Unions are the GOAT for the common NPC

unions are no longer needed. collective bargaining is fine (unless you work for the government) but unions are corrupt fucktarded entities now

unions are complete cancer

It's a DOMSPDMM day.

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it would be hilarious if someone did ask some kind of nonsensical question. but he asked a completely normal question, he just has a funny accent.

the guy currently asking questions is annoying me again:
>'chairman Powell, what should the minimum wage be? how are the trade negotiations with china going? what will the economy do if we pass MCA?'
these congressmen need to understand what the federal reserve is before they ask him questions
they are just pretending he is the money answers man to answer any economic question

eurofag here. I'm confused - since when is it the job of the Fed to comment on minimum wage matters?

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>Day trader protection tells me to stop selling stocks on the same day I buy them
Oh fuck. I didn't know that was a thing. Well I don't want that. Does it work on 24 hour periods or open market periods?

I dunno anybody got a link to the stream?

Have you seen the state of U.S. politics over the last two years? It's a complete clown show

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Welp, looks like it might be a red day after all

oi you got a loicense for that trade m8?

it is to reinforce white submission.

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No it splits when we got off of gold

This guy gets it. Automation and globalization have reduced wages and quality of life for lower / middle class
There is no tight labor market. Employers make excuses they can't find labor when in fact they just want to outsource and get cheaper labor.

somewhere above in this thread

The better question to ask is how many day traders have a mortgage and what percentage of their mortgage is covered by their day trading profits. If you want to be more general, you can skip the mortgage and ask of one's monthly expenditures, how much of it is covered by day trading?

The answer is that basically no one is paying their bills off their day trading activities anymore unless they don't really have any bills to pay. You get a room full of 1000 day traders and 990 of them will lose money indefinitely. Of the 10 that remain 9 will need supplemental income and 1 might be paying their bills with day trading. And that's being generous.

Swing trading and longer term strategies is a different story. Day trading is the MLM of the investing world.

its not

congress really needs some fucking term limits, unfortunately congress doesnt seem too keen on the idea (there is technically an amendment that would give legislators term limits, but its sat untouched since the 1700's)

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Dude. I know, ebin meme bruh.

But I think Americans actually agree on congress being absolutely fucktarded. It’s not really a party lines thing. The presidential election has has steered the Dems way away from their base and into fantasy land, so it’s easy to see the retarded aspects of the party right now. But trust me, both parties are absolute retards in congress.

C’mon divvybro, I thought you had a longer term perspective.

Bank rate, remember the big scandal about 7 years ago? I recently heard something that led me to believe that still hasn’t shaken out yet.

Unions were an absolute necessity. They probably still are, but like the government, they grew into bureaucratic dinosaurs weighed down by politics.

It isn’t. You know it isn’t. Congress is actually a bunch of retards looking for chances to score political points.

Thanks, I didn’t realize. I just found it way too confusing. Powell followed the question because he’s got that galaxy brain.

I wonder if the Census effect of creating all those new temporary jobs has also been effecting unemployment.

Also, don’t forget that the long-term unemployed and the folks who could work but aren’t looking isn’t decreasing as much as we would hope.

Just come up with a measly $25K and you can day trade to your little heart's content.
The SEC is just looking out for you buddy, it's for your own good.

I swear officer my stockometer said I was selling at the investment limit

I had a stroke whole typing. I meant I do want protection.

Basketball does make you taller, though. It also makes you black and named Charles Barkley.