I will stick any common household object up my asshole for 500 link each, timestamped with spread cheeks

a tv remote is pretty thick user, ill do it.... but only for 800 link

one timestamped white hand coming up

not gonna post my passport (USA) but here is my hand of pure European descent

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Do a sample pic of your ass

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...ew

sure thing user

How many stinkers to shove a rake up your jacksie?

Just timestamp the cover, you don't need to give any info for people to dox you. I just want to be sure you aren't a fucking Romanian or something.

It's only worth it to me to humiliate someone that is worth humiliating.

How about that big glass thing by your hand

Holy fuck you must look disgusting

i dont think i even own a rake to do that with

well thats a lamp....

fine hold on

I'll give you 100 link if you stick a coke bottle up your ass.

very bullish. people is doing everything to have some more linkies

kek

>these people give you advice about woman

passport

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assport

no way im doing that for only 100 link, coke bottles are huge (plus i dont even have one at my house)

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Roll up your passport and shove it up your ass and you'll get 750 link

Sodomites.

You need a smart contract for this shit. Because you definitely won't get your LINKs.

>entertaining the idea of sticking a TV remote up his asshole
>could get a job until link moons
damn OP your life is fucked, and will prob be more fucked if you make it off link t b h

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definitely not, its my only form of ID right now

I trust anons not to scam me if i actually do this for them

I dont think my life is that fucked, and if i actually made it off of link i dont see how it would be more fucked?

?

>I trust anons not to scam me

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I stuck a coke can up there, where’s my Link

someone scammed you i guess user, but im willing to take the chance so i can get out of this life im stuck in

youve got to trust somebody sometimes, ive tried tons of jobs that didnt work out and everything like that to make money. the only idea i have right now is to do this so hopefully i can scrape together some link and /makeit/

>Trusting Anons

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What do you mean someone scammed me? They can still send me link

>9 inches long
Why do these girls always have the biggest hogs?

I don't promise 1000 or 500 LINK but I will pay 15 stinkies if you quit teasing us and shove that fucking remote up your tailpipe!

>500 link each
Are you fucking insane

They lie, big cock is (obviously) highly coveted in gay relationships.

im just setting a price based on what ive seen other people do this for, was in a thread earlier where a guy was offered 500 link for sharpie in pooper.

$60ish to stretch my asshole out with a huge tv remote is not worth it at all user, the most ive ever put inside was literally a sharpie

youre considering sticking a TV remote up your asshole. if you really dont see how your life is fucked, you are really fucked

>>Trusting Anons
>>I trust anons not to scam me

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I’ll stick a Link Cube up my ass for 1000

based, but ill do it for 700

Not if it’s a Samsung tv remote, they’re no bigger than a tiny pecker

im not fucked at all user, i just want to make alittle bit of money so that hopefully it will go up in price and i can actually do something with my life insted of be an involintary neet

Then drive Uber/Lyft in your downtime instead of posting on here. Use that money to buy Link

>that ID

500 Link for a link cube up the ass

all i have is an optimum remote and there pretty big

i cant do that you need too be 21 plus i got a dui once so i can never have jobs where you drive

350 for a link cube in my ass
you cant undercut me user, its impossible

Start giving Blowjobs

Thus a market was formed. Who can argue with capitalism?

I'll do it for 100

I’ll do it for 100

I'll do it for 1k Harmony

I’ll give you 100 of my Tinder matches for 100 Link

Ill put anything no thicker than a electric shaver in my ass for 5 link

Fags.

i would if craigslist actualy still existed

50 for a link cube up my asshole

Ok since you’re such a onions boy, whatever this annon will do for Link, I will do for free

nice job devaluing yourself lol, now that you are worthless i once again am charging 300 for a link cube up the ass

Will stick 2 Link cubes up my ass for free

>ITT: The average Chainlink holder.

Um I think this is bearish can’t tell. I’ll give you 1/100th of a b255 to shove a flashlight up your ass.

Already have 8600 Link, far from devalued. If you are serious about not being able to afford your own Link, then you don’t deserve to make it. I’d stick just about anything up my ass to keep Link out of your hands

>ITT: The average desperate noLinker
FTFY

That's 1500 USD lmao what planet are you on

if i knew what b255 was and if it was worth that much id do it

i meant you devalued your ass market by offering it for free. and why dont i deserve to make it? im not smart enough for college or like any job i even tried labor stuff so i cant make money and im stuck being forced to be a neet. i just want enough money to move out and have my own place one day

well i didnt realize that but obviously prices are negotiable

Sell drugs faggot

my friends told me to once so i bought some to sell and my friends robbed me

getting link is my only option to make it

I'm 100% confident my anus can stretch to a greater diameter than any of you amateurs in here. If OP gets some link for sticking something up his ass I'll be sticking two of that object up my ass, side by side, for just 1.5 times as many linkies.

im okay with this

I’m offering to do that for free, I’m cornering the anal for crypto market

You can't compete with me when it's physically impossible for you to do so. I'm talking big leagues here. Forks pointy end first? Child's play. Blue Yeti mic? Consider it engulfed.

Kys, and I’ll send you 5 Link

I HAVENT SEEN ANY PICTURES WITH ANYTHING IN YOUR ASS YET YOU FAGGOT!! HURRY IT UP!!

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you offering to do it for free just crashed your own personal market and nothing else

I crashed your market, you’re fucked user

NOONE HAS OFFERED ME ANY LINKIES FOR ANY OBJECTS IN MY ASS YET

you wish user, one day im gonna be cruising by you on some link marines yacht while sucking his dick and your tiny little fishing boat is gonna flip from the wake

I'll give you 400 if you put a sharpie up there in the next 5 mins

Tick tock OP

If I do it in the next 3 min will you promise not to send any to that user

didnt read not selling

im on it

>im not smart enough for college or like any job i even tried labor stuff
This is called natural selection. There is nothing in this world for you. You will live a meaningless life and will never accomplish anything. Thanks for playing, but sorry you got the shit end of the stick. Fuck you faggot.

Stick your house keys up your ass.
500 link.

fuck wait i dont have a sharpie how about a pen or something ill even do a banana

key side in or the big side in?

That’s why I will destroy my anus so he does not have any Link when it moons. He will most likely breed if he holds a chunk of Link and the world cannot handle more worthless faggots

Half the keys in, half hanging out

that isnt fair though user, i just want to be able to have a good life eventually insted of being stuck inside of a tiny little room for the rest of my life

I'll throw in an extra 50 if you put both a pen and banana in there

i only have a single key though not a whole key ring

im on it

Take it from me kiddo, you can't handle a banana if the biggest you've had so far was some sharpie.
Also a key may tear you up if you're still tight. As in, literally tear you up. I'm talking blood and shit.

Break your PC and take back your life from there.

I’ll give you 100 link right now to stick ice cubes up your ass as many as you can

>isn’t fair

Jesus Christ the more this worthless faggot talks the more I am willing to destroy my anus to see him fail

Time's up OP, enjoy being poor forever

a key isnt that big and a banana is dick shaped so i think it will work

also what would breaking my pc help at all

i dont have any ice cubes, anything else youd want?

>Desperately trying to find an excuse to put stuff up his ass
Heh.