Told my drug dealer about crypto one day months ago while we were smoking a j together

>I kinda want to try weed but no fucking clue how to obtain any.
your safest bet as an autist is the darkweb

hope you guys sell immediately into btc instead of holding xmr otherwise have fun losing sats.

yes i'm accumulating btc by trading shitcoins. but in the end i'm going to hold most of my stack in XMR so the glowniggers can't see it

I'm not an autist though. I just have the bad luck of not knowing anyone who does drugs and thus not knowing any dealers. The only time I knew someone personally who smoked weed was a housemate in that place, and he wouldn't tell me his dealer since I didn't know the guy well enough at that point.

I don't trust the darkweb either. And if I buy more crypto I will feel like it's an absolute waste to spend it on drugs instead of Link. So I will end up just dumping it into Link again.

dude I can walk into any country on the planet and score some weed. last time in the US I bought from some bellboy at the hotel. in thailand from some rasta thai in a bar. I can sniff out a stoner from miles away and then you just hit them up. dont really smoke anymore but its easy to find pretty much anywhere. how can you NOT have ever met a drug dealer?? in my current job I could probably hit up my boss or coworkers if I wanted to score some.

where do you live? if you're in the US odds are one of the states near you has legal weed

ask a friend or relative you know won't care then. most are only a couple of people away from it.

>I don't trust the darkweb either.
it's more trustworthy than any dealer you're likely to find

>Martin Luther King Boulevard

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In Australia. I live rurally too, so that's part of the problem. Just country folk living around here.

Strange you mention Thailand. I actually did meet a dealer there, but I was too scared to do anything. I was on walking street and some cunt came up and asked if I wanted weed, didn't want to go to jail so just turned and got the fuck away from him. Shame that's the only fucking place I've met a dealer. But I forgot about it until you mentioned it kek.

I don't suppose you know places in Sydney Australia to get weed?

My brother has been researching drugs lately which is peaked my interest and makes me want to smoke weed and try magic mushrooms. He lives in the city and knows how to get it through his old uni friend, but he landed a cushy high paid corporate job recently so he doesn't want to risk anything for like 6 months he said. I've been asking him to buy some weed for months now and come out to my farm. Faggot wont do it. To busy with his office cuck job.

yeah if you want to get robbed by some crackhead

>I don't suppose you know places in Sydney Australia to get weed?
...

whoever told you drugs are traded on this board is wrong. what a waste of public money.

Do I sound like a federal agent? This is the problem. My fucking roommate from years ago got the same suspicions. Fucking christ.

Weed needs to be legalized already so people like me can just walk into a store and buy it. None of this dealer bullshit and secrecy.

Your drug dealer is an idiot, he has to pay tas now

ask on 420chan, they might help. Weed in Australia is very expensive, you'll have to pay at least 25$ for a gram. Here in Germany it's 8$/g

TAX*

Well fuck that. Fuck I hate this country. Everything is so fucking expensive here.

Guess I will either take a holiday to Colorado or just wait for my brother to get some from his friend, probably around christmas. BTW are weed infused drinks/food memes or is it at good as smoking it?

>BTW are weed infused drinks/food memes or is it at good as smoking it?
if you do edibles your first time you're going to have a really bad time

Smoking weed is actually the worst way to consume it. you waste a lot through the burning process.
Eating and vaping is top tier, I had some edibles in Amsterdam and they were amazing

Why is that?
So it's even better? Neat I think I will just eat it. I'd rather do that than smoke it.

Good luck cashing out. What a retard

they're really strong and the high lasts like 3x longer than smoking so if you get too high it takes longer to come down. if you smoke too much you'll freak out for like 30 mins and be done with it

I thought weed was legal in Canberra. Just go there.

>Good luck cashing out.
i've been selling bitcoin for cash locally for years to pay rent. there are plenty of buyers. just go on craigslist or localbitcoin or some darkweb sites to sell your crypto for fiat.

he sounds like an absolute chad

also, he could probably just use his xmr to buy his supply from his suppliers. i'm sure he buys from smart people and they'll likely get into xmr soon if they aren't already

From that description the edibles sound fucking awesome. I want to try them even more now.

Just looked it up, it's not but they are trying to get it legalized. Will probably take years as this country is a joke.

>From that description the edibles sound fucking awesome.
depends on you, i guess. but you don't know what "too high" feels like, and it's not pleasant. imagine being incredibly anxious and paranoid, it's not enjoyable

Edibles are a different high, but just go for cookies or brownies or some shit, infused drinks are real but marked up to all fuck for no good reason they're kinda a meme

>dealing with niggers

they just buy the shit from the dark web and sell it to you

>a desperate thug and criminal knows I’m stacked with crypto
WCPGW?

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>i didn't read the thread
illiterate nigger detected

>tfw you have to pay a drug dealer to provide a hormone your body needs

you could just grow your own buy some lamps and seeds. its not really that hard.

>I kinda want to try weed but no fucking clue how to obtain any.
Honestly you could make a fucking add on craigslist with a vaguely scrupulous title

Sounds like a brainlet college student dealer

Read the thread you stupid fuck.

Download Gay apps or dating apps. Say looking for tree. It really works.

>australia
>from the country
>cant find a dealer

wtf am i reading? how is this even possible? must be a shut in or something

>not killing your local drug dealers
Gay

>hey man, got my weed
>yeah dude
>lets now wait for 2 hours watching each other on this dark alley waiting for the confirmation bro

try talking to people in your social circles maybe? you know...hey do you know anyone who sells bud? oh wait, this is biz, you autists dont have any friends.

OP basically delivered the argument why Monero will be banned

the no-nigger rule makes him an excellent tradesman

which is ironic considering DASH is the one used for CP

Cant be banned.

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Dash being used for CP is because its big in non-white countries who resort to abusing kids for money, like Venezuela.

>can't be banned
it can be banned from exchanges and all stores, which makes your shitcoin's only usecase buying drugs

I care about my August bretheren, so for the love of God please understand that it's an actual drug with consequences. If your first experience with weed is even a mild edible, your concept of reality is going to be nuked from low orbit and it won't be even slightly fun. You sound kind of naive so you really need to protect yourself here. Somebody you know smokes it and will sell you some I promise

It's value can be destroyed very easily by the state

but dont they have their own crypto? Their liquid money is basically toilet paper to wipe the cum off your recently raped 9year old sold by their parents to pay for the latest Avengers movie ticket

>it can be banned from exchanges and all stores, which makes your shitcoin's only usecase buying drugs
Theres plenty more Monero can be used for and it can be traded on decentralized exhcanges etc, or in person for other crypto which has value. It wont get institutional money, its not the "investment" currency but its one you actually use when say donating to a white nationalist group.

Jow Forums has plenty of reasons to like Monero. Personally I advocate investment buying in Litecoin

>Monero will be banned
imagine being this stupid

yeah, just like the value of drugs, illegal guns, prostitutes, etc., are destroyed by the state

oh wait the state's attempt to ban that shit has made them even more valuable. if the state ever attempts to "ban" monero then you better buy all you can as fast as you can because it's going to the fucking moon

buying litecoin...why don't you leave your front door open for public? or go naked? do you have something to hide, dont you?

too inconvenient to acquire and pay in that. he will lose business.

Go to a party.
Go to shows.
Socialize in general.
Everybody smokes weed so I don't know how this is even possible for you to not have met a dealer.

Buy some on the tor markets using bitcoin and have it mailed to your house brainlet

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edibles are easy to overdo if they're strong. you could get uncomfortably high to the point of freaking out and not feeling good. dont say you werent warned.

Throws off my blood pressure these days.

Explain.

Hookers are easy to buy with cash.

hookers get robbed all the time, and as much as niggers like to take pics with their drug money, having that much cash on you is a liability

this. i will never EVER again buy locally.

based

how will you enforce the ban, genius?

like cocaine and heroin, right?
just ban it, bro

>Test

Fucking roiding manlet

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5'11'' king of manlets. i'm shooting for a 7 plate diddly, 5.5 pl8 squat, 4 pl8 bench, and 2.5 pl8 ohp

I'm natty long arm fuck and have 3pl8 bench. Not some half rep bouncing trash though.

OP, why the fuck are you buying drugs from the street? use the dark net and get better prices and quality drugs. Use this link on TOR dreadditevelidot.onion/d/DarkNetMarkets

Or just go directly to Empire market. Here are the links for the remaining markets darkwebwiki.org/

What are you lifting right now? And BW?

noice. mirin

I tried ordering speed paste off the darknet once and it never arrived.
The guy had good reviews too...

Does Monero also work when your are dealing in sex trafficking you fucking degenerate?

around 180-185lb. i just started juicing last week. current lifts:

>squat: 335 3x5
>diddly: 450 3x5
>bench: 260 3x5
>ohp: 145 3x5
i have a nagging shoulder injury that i hope the test helps me to heal up

>privacy bad
says the NPC

the dude delivering the package probably found it and snatched it for himself

the problem is that there is no simple way to get xmr

>testosterone
Dilate

you can buy xmr with fiat on bittrex (or a similar exchange i don't remember which exactly)

you have to actually talk to people autismo.

/fraud/ can help you with that shit, don't know much about roiding myself. Although it pretty much guarantees improved recovery. /plg/ if you want a proper strength programme.

Your bench is already pretty good for your weight. 3pl8 seems reasonable with juicing. OHP is a bit weaker though.

shit happens. I've lost a few drug packages in the mail but I've been ordering since 2012. I probably lost a total of 5 packages but I've ordered over 100 packages. and it's usually big enough quantities to feed me and my homies.

>/fraud/ can help you with that shit
ya i know i've been on Jow Forums for years. i don't like generals though, too many attentionwhore tripfags

>OHP is a bit weaker though.
yeah my shoulder refuses to heal

monero is going to be 5% of a bitcoin this time next year, though...

the difference being an automatic felony for controlled substances crossing state lines, vs me "hanging out" with some hippie for 15 minutes
most people don't understand how to maintain opsec to beat a case anyways, i really think most normans should buy local for their own sake

Are you retarded?

>user has a farm in rural Australia
just grow your own, it will be better quality and you'll have more fun

>package is intercepted
>wow i have no idea who mailed that to me and i don't know what it is i'm clueless lmao!
and if you VPN into tor using a burner VM and use XMR to buy then no prosecutor can build a case against you if you just keep your mouth shut