>find out my roommate is on chaturbate but with low viewers (he is male)
>decide to prank him somehow. he is not locking his door when he is in or outdoor.
>see in video he got a buttplug lieing around
>he leaves the room for university
>i take some "Satans Blood" and put it on his buttplug
>he comes back and i hear door closing
>opening chaturbate instant
>see him getting naked and tip him 50Dollar to put his butplug in his ass
>you should see his face :DDD
>That was a good investment
>How should i invest my money next?
Disgusted
>disgusted by roommate
>touches his buttplug
Kys faggot
Invest in me ~
Faggot alert
How
Why like WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH HIS BUTTPLUG AND TIP HIM
LIKE YOU FUCKING WATCHED HIM
FUCK
YOU SICK
Invest in a healthy monogomous relationship with a conservative woman and use the ROI of that to start a big traditional family
>That was a good investment
hello handsome
>How should i invest my money next?
well need I say more?
If you paid a man $50 for a spicy buttplug then why didn’t you deliver those LINKs to TV remote user?
are you gay? lol :D
sicko :D i like it
Invest some into xfutures and in the future you can maybe afford an own buttplug to touch you sick fuck!
Would've been funnier if you put some pozzed blood on it
WE are the Chainlink marines.
if you'd have done it you would've recorded it
share or fake
Whats the profit of seeing other people suffer?
faggot ass niggers MODDDDSSSSSSS
or took some sort of pic.
he was beat/molested as a child/ bullied etc
>he was beat/molested as a child/ bullied etc
My initial question wasnt answered.
thought you said point not profit nvm. profit is not measured in monetary gains but self satisfaction, it is subjective. see sharpie poopers. i nonlarpingly gave away hundreds of dollars in eth q1 2017 for sharpie poopers, i wish someone made an archive, was pretty sick shit but was some of the funniest shit i have ever seen
kek
i like how half the people itt are disgusted normies and half are sissy trannies wanting money from OP
love biz
Shit like that can cause septic shock.
capsaicin cant be worse than alcohol can it? it can cant it
10 link if you put satan's blood on his buttplug and upload a video of you inserting it with reaction
>watching roomate insert objects up his ass
>pay him for it
>nohomo.exe
i-it was just a prank b-bro!
>rectal administration of capsaicin
joke's on you op you just accidentally cured his ass cancer
this. not even larping, capsaicin is the real cancer cure, and weed
>not sucking on his plug
faggot
>paying a man to stick something up his ass while you watch
I hate to tell you this but you are gay user.
I know what you are thinking, yes, I am just another gay muslim man
You're clearly gay and get off to gay shit
is against the rules to be gay and post faggot on blue boards, retard
STFU tards and get FTM staked now on xFutures. Few hours left.
Do I need to fucking spoonfeed you plebs smfh
What are you niggers talking about?
Lick his buttplug as a joke
Yeah Hahh, t-then fuck him in the ass on camera then when you cum lick it out and hold him after.. A-as a joke so funny!
>paying men to fondle their butt plugs
These seem like pretty funny jokes, you should also prank your other friends by recording it and putting it in a pornhub account and sending everyone links.