/smg/ - Sock Market General

*throws up blood all over /SMG/ edition*

opular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Previous Crappy Thread:

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Penislium, Ratsu, and Warren Buffet all told me for invest in companies me believe in ;_;
me believe in green beans because they me favorite veggie that eat every day

*throws up green beans all over SMG*

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First for opular brokers

First for fuck the TURkish economy. Still decided on this put. I have to decided tomorrow before EU decision on Monday

H..hot

>me...green beans eat every day
no wonder you get so ducking suck

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Are we ever going down again or should I just plough in all my savings into the market? Been waiting for a correction that hasn't come

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Well, I already slightly broke the rule by selling Slack at a loss of $1-2. Going to make up for it by selling Chewy at a gain of $1-2.

Don't really "believe" in either one of these, don't remember why I bought.

Someone bought 589k shares of SNSS at 0.81 right at the bell. Probably a last ditch effort by some of the bigger funds to get in on this BTK inhibitor while they have the chance. We're gonna have a crazy friday.

Now here's Styx with a radioactive Zucchini

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We're not going to see SPY $300 tomorrow. I bought put options to make sure of it.

Babyshit Mr. Hankey with a rifle, eh?

That's Mr. O'Hankey, the St. Patrick's day shit.

>>crypto massacre continues
feels good, Jow Forums is in need of a good purge

friendly reminder that forex markets sometimes lead stocks and commodities (not just various crypto, but all money)

now its time to decide what to get at mcdonalds

USA had a few decades in a row of bear-free markets after WWII, we might do the same thing again when trump wins the world wide trade wars soon....

>>I think 30% blue chips with dividends, 60% industry leaders and/or monoplists,
LMT and LMT are good choices, maybe some extra LMT if you feeling risky

WM, SMG, YUM, MCD, DIA, SPY are also great, although couple are not stocks

carrots pickles and anything extra spicy are ok, but green beans are awful

and everyone knows you get healthy from a diet with plenty of meat (red and fish), a variety of cheese (spiced gouda is best, but parmesian is GOAT for dat protein percentage, or cheddar or pepperjack for toppings on other sammichs, or...). plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each day

eat a couple lemons or limes for vitamins too, and youll be healthy in no time!

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>plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each day
Stop right there Dean's food shill!

time for some 'Bún Chả' takeaway :)

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you just have to follow your dreams, believe in yourself

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>a half gallon of yogurt a day
Good lord, that's... too much yogurt.

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I mean it really does scream "Good Friday" to me.

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I'm in cash right now. Bring on the cheapies!

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most yogurt i eat is dannon, but i do drink 5+ gallons of whole milk a week (along with a gallon or two of whole chocolate milk a week)
i used to just drink 7-8 gallons of chocolate whole milk a week, but i started gaining weight doing that after highschool, so swapped out some chocolate for regular whole

i really want to buy the stock, but it hasnt stopped dropping, so i hasnt touched it (and there is no other milk stock that i know of?)

id buy some puts, but i dont think any exist below a dollar...
also i still remember when dairy farmers dumped millions of gallons of milk a few years ago because demand was low, to artificially raise prices. so fuck milk farmers

three 5oz containers of greek (oikos) yogurt, (18g of fiber total!) then bout half of a half gallon of regular yogurt (usually vanilla), not to mention the 4 or so ozs of yogurt that goes into protein shake if its workout day

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>and everyone knows you get healthy from a diet with plenty of meat (red and fish), a variety of cheese (spiced gouda is best, but parmesian is GOAT for dat protein percentage, or cheddar or pepperjack for toppings on other sammichs, or...). plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each day

no you dont :) you insane believe this. you could buy a cholesterol meter (us$500) so you can measure at home and see it yourself what happens after mcdonalds deep fried 50g fat meal vs. low fat meal low in fat meal mostly natural carbs such as rice/noodles/vegetables

I’m starting to think the war between Bulls and Bears is a cage fight. King Crab sits and laughs

The meta of the markets is 2Y King Crab

Trump is trying to help Golden Bull charge past King Crab

That looks to be the shape of it.

You should just eat what ever you want because life's too short to care about dieting.

cholesterol is good actually

no need to diet if you eat healhty way body adjusts to natural diet. i think american diet almost impossible people be healthy, like typical daily diet is 20-40g fat at least and some white sugar maybe added. that is why people super obese and die 10 years earlier than in korea, japan and singapore where low fat and high clean carb still. it's so funny most japs would be still nowadays considered as anorectic in the west XD

I am gonna spend whatever money I want and die completely underwater. YOLO

Hey can one of you remind me on the 23rd to buy put options on the S&P for the 24th?

Just kidding I will be financially responsible~

my cholesterol has always been low, also have extra low blood pressure too, even though i eat tons of salt

adderall+2 gallons of water a day does wonders, fell free to complain about high fat diets all you want though

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Well if you can't apply DOMSCUMM and make it, the best alternative is to rack up a fuck load of debt before you die so ((they)) lose.

alright, so you want to buy put options on the 12th, Ill remind you before open

i find it hard to believe if your diet it trash, however few percent of people are immune to heart disease, whether they are immune to cholesterol rising or heart disease despite high cholesterol both are possible

Up .90%. Overall I'm up almost 17%

Go AMRN! Go AMRN! Go!

T Babies are hitting all the high notes thus far.

Wouldn't you like to keep on downing Wendy's Baconators in your 50's, 60's without having the Big One? Wouldn't you rather avoid the embarrassment of having the Big One inside the restaurant and having people gawk at you?

With AMRN you can enjoy all the Baconators you want.

No I want them to gawk

Yuropoor here, I've realized that options is the best thing to trade. However the trading platform I'm using, nordnet, doesn't really allow for trading options except standardized cuck options for norwegian stocks which cuts significantly into any profits.

What platform should a yuropoor use to trade US options?

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ready for the grand challenge coming up soon?

diet isnt trash, ive kept track of every single calorie for years now
and no, heart arrhythmias run on both sides of the family, theres a 50/50 chance i die of heart failure in my sleep when i hit 70 no matter how healthy i am

but im only one in the senpai with low heart pressure (only male with average blood pressure even), so who knows

not sure, you might need to try a few times in the day, euro hours are either in a few hours, or a few hours very earlier than now

and most americans arnt going to have any idea (and idk if canadians have or are stuck with same platform options as euros do)

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fugg, wrong pic

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>ready for the grand challenge coming up soon?
What's the grand challenge?

damn those digits are a nice start

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serious question: is that batman and robin in the background?

forty keks

This is wonderful! AMZN and BA are going to miss on the same day! The market's going to get completely ass raped on the 24th.

So do I buy SNSS or what

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Shill me some stocks you fucking faggots I’m getting out of crypto might as well become a 26 yr old boomer

GPRO, FDP, TVIX ;_;

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CGC, GEO, MO, CLDR (I don't hold this one but my sister got one for free)

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Thanks I’ll check em out have like 40k to invest from crypto gainz

I put in a call option for SNE saying they'll reach $56.05 in a week's time. I bet they can do it.

any have coinbase account? is id verification required and does it require lots of paper work for sepa bank transfers?

Yep coinbase requires ID verification, not that your trying to cheat the IRS right user? Also wrong thread bud.

>BA
damn, im out of AMZN so im rooting for ya this time, but BA has been good to me, i dont think i can sell that one little share...

LMT
DIA
HON
SMG
QQQ
F
SPY
DOW
MSFT
SNSS
LCI
and cant forget about dat AMD

just make sure you diversify, dont have one stock that is worth over 20-50% of your portfolio

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Futures disturbingly quiet. Teetering, ever so gingerly on the tight rope.

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Win or lose tomorrow, it's been nice trading with you all.

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I just realized how it would be poetically ironic if BA earnings helps to unironically correct(+?) the market, or even if only a dip

it would be proof solid of clown world, even if half my portfio gets wiped i could still make it with some leveraged inverse etf calls///

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$VRUS confirmed uplisting to the OTCQB.

It's all coming together friends.

Nice consolidation in the $0.03 range, ready for the next leg up.

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I say yes it's still very much in buy/hold territory

Yeah I need this shit to get to like a buck fity by October. Plenty of time to get some gains.

FVE is at a good price for a swing.

Pls tell me more

some one just threw $500,000 at the ask at the bell.

wondering which site has easiest verification process, as ive heard some exchances even require something as ridiculous as selifes taken with phone to match your id card photo LOL

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$TSLA earnings got pushed up to july 24

That's going to be the day the market is kill. It's a perfect storm.

Crazy 88s confirm: Elon Musk is a furry

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>just bee yourself

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you didn't follow Pendy's Tips for Holding™

>always focus on your long term thesis no matter what the price does in the short term, only sell if your price target is hit or the company's fundamentals change negatively
>average down on intermediate-term (3 months or yearly) lows
>don't get your hopes up prematurely, don't buy into hype without a real reason behind it
>don't be fixated on short term price action

old.earningswhispers.com/calendar.asp?way=P&day=-13&s=n
fugg, its really going to happen, AMZN, BA, TSLA

shit even got BA, BAYRY, T, CAT, DB, GD, UPS, and dozens of others before markets even open
>DB
after hours: AMD, AMZN, FB, FMNB, F, GRUB, IBM, PYPL, SIX, TR, and now TSLA?
>AMD, AMZN, FB, TSLA

its starting to look like there could be a bloodbath a week before my birthday now....

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Pendy you could grab a quick 50 bucks doing shit like this though.

I’m a Canuck. I don’t invest in the Canadian stock market at all. I only trade US stocks and options

NONE OF THESE HELP THE FACT FDP IS DOWN 8% TODAY

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thakn u divvyfren

see the bottom one

The market seems ready to seize any excuse to correct 5%~10%

Buckle up, boys!

Just bought more SNSS. Let’s hope we moon

Futures are flat as fuck. Nobody is buying at the ATH, we remember what happened in 2008 and aren't falling for that shit again.

Quick rundown. Shit looks like a troll

Some dude asked what buttons does he press to make money, so I gave him step by step instructions on how to make $50 in 5 minutes.

I’m still relatively new to stocks, what exactly is a PUT order?

Volumes for this latest rally very low. Everyone at the beach or the lake house.

But VIX is still low too.

Watch for a change in trend in VIX like December 2018. So the rush for the exits has definitely not started yet.

Read up on options trading

A put option is the option to sell some one shares at a specific price. It's a way to make money if there is downward price movement.

God damn thank you. I tried reading about it and so many convoluted answers.

Yeah VIX is really fucking low right now, but it can stay like this for a week or two. July 24th might really be the fucking day.

Theres a bunch of other factors other than the underlying stocks price that go into the pricing of the contract. You've got interest rates since there's interest calculated on the strike price over time, you've got the duration of the contract since if it's a longer duration there's going to be more premium to pay, and you've got implied volatility, since if there's a high implied volatility the demand for options will be higher, since they're a great way to hedge, so the option contracts will cost more too.

Anybody else watching this broad that got the fed confused with a religious organization last night?

Ok ok ok ok, but yeah, why the heck is CGC getting absolutely killed so hard?

Might look at something like Microsoft seems like ez long term money basically can’t lose with shit like that

I saw a clip - it was keks. I prefer CNBC over Fox Biz if I want to watch/listen to network drivel.

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I'm leaning towards trading forex to start instead of stocks, good move?