So i just met a fat ugly ass total awkward bitch "roastie" on the internet , we never met before (I wish i had). And i say fuck it i just wanna lose this virgin stuff So we meet in a hilbilly village in the middle of nowhere. She hops in my car , we immediateley start kissing (probably a mistake from my side ) She wants to suck my cock , i let her. She is basically so good at sucking i come deep down her throat and she swallows all. Expects second round of me (oh boyyy ) i waped my dick clean and round with my shirt and my willy is half way erect i barely fit the condom. Start penetrating her , and after 5 minutes of fucking i "pretend" that i come pulling out and thank god it was dark hours outside i did put the condom somewhere else in a bag so she doesnt see nothing of a cum LOL. jesus christ i think i just barely penetrated her but at least im not a virgin anymore.
How i feel about what happened:
after i did drive away 5 kilometers i stopped and did put a ton load of disinfectant liquid in my face with water and my hands jesus christ. My feelings at that moment:
I feel like a Npc Feeling Dirty Feeling empty Feel like i just got raped kinda worried that i somehow made her preggo I cant describe this feeling faggots it feels like watching animals having sex and oh yeah sex is the most overrated shit EVER , its not the same as in porn vids. Forget about that totally. All in all i can say that i dont know what the fuck just happened. Should i block her bizfrens? Or leave her on my phone as backup roastie , kek. To all these "have sex" posts , i'd rather put that energy while cumming in her mouth in analysing my next stock/coin/etf/bond.
TL;DR
Sex is overrated af, dont worry if youre a virgin with 24+y/o . ITs totally boring.
Sex can be good if you're attracted to your partner and there's enough mutual trust that she lets you sexually defile her in whatever way you choose. Random hookups are generally not enjoyable though.
Brayden Bennett
It sounds like you had sex with the wrong gender for your orientation. Try a guy next time, you might cum.
Adrian Long
Getting your dick sucked is better than sex
Jack Cook
>still a virgin
Being not a virgin is overrated. The act is time wasting. I'd rather see those dividends coming from my investments than having sex.
Sex should be only for reproducing , and not for else
sounds like shit, would be a different story if she wasnt fat ngross
Ian Edwards
you german right?
Brody Baker
Sex for the sake of hedonism or out of peer pressure as to confirm to our jewified clown world is over rated.
The only sex that matters is with a girl of your own race and good genetics for the purpose of impregnating. Unfortunately men are pathetically weak in our modern era and we have lost control of our women. Jews have taken control and corrupted them with sexual liberation, feminist and materialism propaganda. Your average girl is a thot who only cares about traveling and fucking chad and bragging about it to her friends on instathot. Solution. Get rid of all jews and put our women back in their rightful place as nature demands us. Otherwise shit will keep getting worse and we will have more disinfrancised people like yourself who have to settle for gross roasties for sex and even if you want to start a family or get married you’ll be the one with no power as the Jews give all power to the women. All a women has to do is call the police and say you are harming her and then you go to jail and she gets the kids. Shits fucking backwards. When will men be men and assert themselves and take back what’s ours and stop the constant bullying the Jews and their female golems put us through.
John Gray
Stop looking at porn then
Asher Bailey
solution: complete world population converting no more wars anymore bc there is no one to fight against. no such things as male incels. local knit communities. every man gets a mate aslong he is a helpful vital part of the community. no need of chad face, 100k job, 6ft tall height or any of this bs
christanity seem to be on the verge - loosing too much of its content. gravitating to degenaracy. more and more people getting atheistic: hedonism and materalism in disguise
Jaxson Howard
* complete world population converting to islam
Carson Rodriguez
Sex only seems good if it's with somebody you genuinely love, or at least enjoy being around. Prostitutes and one night stands don't interest me at all.
Bentley James
You got a blowie from a whore on the side of the road.
It's not like you made love to someone who cares about you. Don't act like you know everything about sex
Sounds exactly like mainstream porn desu? Idk why I'd want to bother unless I am emotionally attracted enough to want to put my tongue into her mouth, rather than my dick (which is by definitionlogically impossible when it comes to roasties). Which ironically must work much better in fantasy than it would in reality. Though I wouldn't know, by virtue of being a neet virgin and all. But thanks for sharing your trauma, user.
Caleb Scott
Sex is boring man, never got the fascination with it
Can think of 100 things I’d rather do
Zachary Martinez
Currently casually hooking up with this girl. I guess i don't make her feel wanted sexually enough and she wanted me to take one of those male enhancement pills she got from a sex toy store but that shit has ball cancer all over it.
I guess i just don't enjoy sex unless I'm in love.
You underestimate the intoxicating effect of confidence on a woman. A 5’ guy with a great sense of humor and loaded with confidence can choose from lots of great women. The problem is there aren’t that many because guys think height matters. Correlation not causation.
Ryan Perez
>Sex should be only for reproducing , and not for else Based. Protect your chastity until you make it, then find a Christian wife and give her lots of babies.
Ayden Robinson
>5"0
LMAO HAHAHAGAGAGHAHAHAGA 5'0 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AAHHhhhhh... ahhh hahaha 5'0 damn you got me bro
I don't think you realize how short 5'0 is. A "really short girl" is 5'0 for fuck's fake
Luis Rogers
I'm usually the guy saying that 'manlets' are too worried about their height, but you're totally right. 5'0 is pygmy tier
>Expects second round of me (oh boyyy ) lol high expectations. the vast majority of males wouldnt be able to immediately go for round 2
Angel Perez
Based
Jason Edwards
lol. I know a guy who was like 5'5 and pulled like crazy and he was considered short. 5'0 is pushing it though
Jeremiah Butler
Agreed
Joseph Cruz
ive seen this exact thread a month ago
David Campbell
>Sex should be only for reproducing , and not for else Only ugly people say this. Sorry user.
Brandon Clark
this user gets it. the real key to good sex is violating your girl hardcore. for me it's doggy style anal while I'm pulling her head back by her hair and choking her. she calls me daddy, I call her a whore. the sex is great.
redpill on sex is it's all in your head. you need to learn to push her brain buttons.
Jacob Phillips
My dick is fine. Maybe don't last THAT long but i just am not constantly horny or anything. Sex once or twice a week is fine, but i don't even care these days. Would rather just read or something.
I lost mine at 26 last year too to my first ever gf and yea the physical feeling is underwhelming. Doesn’t feel quite as dirty to do it with someone you love though. Mostly I learned that the sages and hermits are right, seeking sex and truth are mutually exclusive
Nicholas Hernandez
Why do you think the J's get rid of the foreskin to lessen the sensation? ;)
He busted in her throat if this isnt pasta that counts 100%Facts. Unless its a baddie who knows how to fuck with wet juicy vagene
Dominic Gray
Triggered
Henry Hall
My losing virginity story
>bitch from high school starts talking to me over MSN messenger >we start texting >then we start sexting >after many days of sexting I invite to a friends house to get drunk >we get drunk and go back to my place >I'm totally smashed >start banging without a condom >all I remember is her calling me the wrong name and I punched her in the back of the head during doggy style enraged then fell asleep >wake up >bang her again this time with a condom >she tells me she is 4 hours late for work >tell her she has to take the bus to work(I could've drove her but I wanted to play some hearts of iron 2) >she keeps texting me after and wants to be my gf, ignore her because sex is an overrated meme and I'd rather play hearts of iron 2 >months later get super drunk and harass her over text >she has a bf now and he replies telling me to leave her alone or he'll beat me up >now she's a single mom and random started talking to me on facebook
