Aunt: Hey user, how are you doing? What have you been up to lately? Me: Working, studying and buying crypto Aunt: *Talking loud* Crypto??? user, I think you have no idea how the world works! Your uncle bought some at $18.000 and look how much it is now! Take an example of your uncle, stop bothering with crypto. (Everyone starts laughing at me) Parents mix in: I have told user that crypto is all a scam, but he never listens... i hope he just get a degree and can get a full time job, just like us.. Me: *starts uncomfortable playing with my dick under the table* Aunt: user, you are so old, stop doing dumb things, think about your future. Everyone who thinks crypto is still a think is dumb.
Last week family diner
Aunt takes me to her room
Aunt: user... you know last year, when you talked about crypto.. uhm can you teach me abit? Me: *Starts unbuckling my belt* start sucking you degenerate whorte, i will give you some tips when we are done Aunt: *Starts sucking, and choking while I fuck her throat*
''After we are done"
Me: *Acting cool* I will message you some shit later, aunty
Need help Jow Forums i actually own 0 crypto, and was just acting cool... what should i say to her? i want to keep fucking her like my whore, but everything is over if she knows that i was just boasting..