All you larping fags keep bragging about how you started at a 300k salary straight out of university, how you made 1...

All you larping fags keep bragging about how you started at a 300k salary straight out of university, how you made 1.7mil off bitcoin years ago, how your autism has allowed you to see complex patterns in financial markets, how you're a chainlink marine, blah blah blah. Ok so you can make yourself rich. But can you make someone else rich?
Prove to me you're actually a bigshot and I'll give you complete control over my daily life. How many hours I alot to certain tasks and activities, what career moves I make, what I do with my money, what I eat, who I fuck, which clothes I wear... You'll be playing a literal life simulator via me. Ready?

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sounds good. need current status

Ok, market buy 30k links right now and then market sell them 8 mins later

Stop posting

Have sex

fuck off fag no one is interested unless you have tits

>asking for a free life coach
you're never going to make it user

last time Jow Forums had control over a 'sentient being' it became a ring wing racist. so if you can get past that this should be fine.

>started at a 300k salary straight out of university,
i'm in community college and barely employed.

well good job you just disqualified yourself

savings and country, lets do this