*tink tink*
If everyone can make their way into the ballroom, I have a quick announcement and then we can continue this wondrous evening
*tink tink*
>announcing an announcement
oh boy
>takes seat
>sharts pants
I ready
COMMENCE THE YACHT PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT.
shhh shhh he finna say it
I am sooooo interested in what OP has to say. I have taken my seat quietly and am leaning forward with my elbows on my knees and my palms supporting my chin as I anxiously await your announcement OP. Please, go ahead.
Do say it old chap.
sneed
The last guy stood us up, rude desu. Anyway, you have my attention OP.
Someone sneeze so I can say bless you
go on
i'm still in the juul room... some asshole took a shit
Listening fren. also nice 7s in id
S A G E
You better be the guy who started this fucking meme, Jow Forums is devolving into 2nd tier normieism
Have some respect asshole
Looks like we still have some folks arriving. If everyone can just push forward to the front, I’ll be making the announcement soon and then we can get back to the celebration.
In the meantime feel free to order refreshments. Jannie will be happy to serve you. Thanks
...
hard working Mexican legally immigrated BASED waiter, can i get a uhhhhhhhh
a MADE IN AMERICA orange juice please???
now that i have a thirst quencher...
what is it, senõr pepe?
I'm ready Senpai
hey has anyone seen my dubs? fuck this crowd is huge i think i lost em
Got em
Did I miss anything?
I am listening good sir
I'm dying of suspense. What's he going to say? I can just tell it's going to be a serious game-changer for cryptocurrency investors and the business community at large.
Nice
>he doesn’t know that you are the announcement
Looks like it’s just about time. I’ll give the folks still filing in a moment to get situated. Good to see so many familiar faces tonight! I really do hope you’ve been enjoying your evening.
thank god i thought id lost them
ok im ready for the announcement now
I think he's actually going to do it
Ohhh hohoho no no no no.
Do you think? Do you think hed going to say it?
I GOH WAN SEE WAH EE SAY YE YE SENOR PE PAY WAH YOOOO GOTTUH SAY
Yeah I found extra, I don’t need em. Here you go bro
SAY IT
checking in
Tell them user
Shut it down they know
Asuka posting as a conversational piece prior to what OP has to say to pass the time good sirs.
Hello there dear colleague, there seems to be something in your eyes. Here let me get that for you.
*wipes monocle*
That's better.
Looking forward to the big announcement!
Ladies and gentlemen if you'll have your seats.
The host I'd sick I'll be taking over from here.
hey piss off kid, he has a very important announcement to make.
Let's hear it op i hope it's nothing anti semetic
*grabs the mic as security comes to remove me and people look awkward*
BUY PI BUY PI
This may be shit but it's fun to watch a number go up fast.
/Pibros/ where we at?
>Mine from your phone
>Not that many people using it yet
>Doesn't make your phone hot/explode
>Barely uses data when off wifi
>All you gotta do is press a button once every 24 hours to mine for the rest of the day
>Literally no performance hit to phone
>The chat room is fucking hilarious
>You literally get paid to watch people get trolled.
The good thing is if you use a referral, you get PI from the person that referred you.
Invite Only as of right now.
>Use the code 'zmak15su38dbq' if you truly love your waifu. As we have 14 pi boys in our group already (means more pi for you)
Available on iOS and Android ( install from their website minepi.com )
***Google chrome on Android might not download it, so try it with Firefox. This worked for me. ***
Ohhhhh nooooo!!!!
Did he say it yet? *huff* I'm a little out of breath... *gasping*
oh pi poster :D hi fren
i bamp fred wif my invite code: fren
Did I miss das annoucement
What is it, Senor Pepe?
*clears throat*
HUDSON, YOU FAT FUCK
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THESE LINKIES EVER AGAIN YOU WILL DO *WHATEVER* IT TAKES TO GET YOUR LARD ASS OFF OF TWATTER AND PUMP OUR BAGS TO 1K PER. FUCKING. TOKEN.
DO YOU HEAR ME? NO FUCKING EXCUSES. FUCK YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. YOU DON’T GET TO TALK ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH TO US KIDDO. I’VE GOT CONDITIONS THAT WOULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU FUCKING STAND. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BALLROOM AND HIT THE STREETS. NOW.
OH AND BY THE WAY...
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK LIBERALS
1K EOY
AND REMEMBER HUDSON, OLD BUDDY OLD PAL, I AM *NEVER* FUCKING SELLING.
NEVER FUCKING SELLING NEVER FUCKING SELLING NEVER FUCKING SELLING
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
>mfw
holy shit i just didnt sell 100k, great announcement op bravo!
0/10 no fuck jannies
*shouting outside the ballroom*
Pi will revolutionise the world mine pi
mine pi
NE VER SEL LING NEV VER SEL LIG NEV VER SEL LING
OH SERGIO
OH SERGIO
SCULPTOR OF OUR DREAM CUBE
OH SERGIO
OH SERGIO
WONT YOU MAKE MY CUBE MOON
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
END
OF
YEAR
AWOOOOOOOOOO
Now this, this is based
But what about the Jannies? YOU FORGOT THE JANNIES HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>checked
Holy shit even the fucking JANNIES couldn't stop him
absolutely based, i hate fudson so fucking much bros
>everyone is so busy having fun that they completely forget you are in the room.
>they arent even paying attention to you
>pls listen
>everybody listen pls
>hey you guys
>listen
>g-guys?
Embarrassing. If your mere presence doesnt already demand the whole rooms attention you shouldn't even open your mouth. You are a moron if you try.
Based
Ahem.... thank you sir for soon saying something!
>FUCK LIBERALS
Thanks, just market sold 100k link
unfathomably based and unequivocally redpilled
CHECKED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BASED ANNOUNCEMENTS I HAVE EVERY HEARD YOU SAY DEAR SIR. NO LINERS BTFO AGAIN AND AS USUAL. NEVER FUCKING SELLING.
excuse me everyone, sorry I'm late, did the amphibious gentleman exclaim "FUCK NIGGERS" yet?
SHH!
Checked
Am I based too can I have some yous
clears throat*
HUDSON, YOU FAT FUCK
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THESE LINKIES EVER AGAIN YOU WILL DO *WHATEVER* IT TAKES TO GET YOUR LARD ASS OFF OF TWATTER AND PUMP OUR BAGS TO 1K PER. FUCKING. TOKEN.
DO YOU HEAR ME? NO FUCKING EXCUSES. FUCK YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. YOU DON’T GET TO TALK ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH TO US KIDDO. I’VE GOT CONDITIONS THAT WOULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU FUCKING STAND. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BALLROOM AND HIT THE STREETS. NOW.
OH AND BY THE WAY...
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK LIBERALS
1K EOY
AND REMEMBER HUDSON, OLD BUDDY OLD PAL, I AM *NEVER* FUCKING SELLING.
So inspirational. So based. We are truly blessed with this insightful speech tonight. Thank you user.
BASED AND REDPILLED
Dubs confirms no announcement
HOLY BASED
Thank you all for coming, I hope you have enjoyed your evening.
Can I please request that noise upon exiting outside of the venue is kept to a minimum, to avoid disturbing our residential neighbours.
Please also have your cloak room ticket available to hand when collecting belongings to avoid causing unnecessary delays.
Thank you all once again, have a good night.
Wow, what a show. Truly a performance to remember.
Thank you. Good night everyone, all the best.
*standing ovation*
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
Pepe doesn't announce anything.
Pepe is a frog.
Jannie's such a fucking slut - I love it!
Are you new here? Are you a nigger?
The answer is yes.
But jannies are touching my refreshments. Not refreshing.
You got arrested and executed for this? Big disappointment. But, ykno, jeets gonna jeet.