Holy shit guys what is going on?

> be me, need coffee before going to wage cage
> stop by my local coffee shop
> $3.20 per cup
> wtf.stl
> was $1 yesterday
> says fuck that, I’ll buy one from the machine at work
> get to work
> $3.19
> NANI.bat
> not enough coins
> be pissed of all day
> decides to stop by starbucks on the way home
> order the largest foggotcino
> three point twenty-two fucking dollars

What the actual fuck is going on? What the fuck happened overnight for the price of coffee cups to have been universalized around me overnight???

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save money and make your own

>being so poor you can't afford a coffee in the morning

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It's pegged to price of LINK

How about stop drinking the caffeine Jew.

I guarantee you'll:

>Feel more awake
>No more brain fog
>skin won't be an oily mess
>You'll generally feel healthier
>Greater overall well-being
>More money

You know this shit's poison because once you stop you get withdrawal symptoms such as headaches - it goes after 2-3 days, just drink lots of water

overpaying for your coffee is a jewish scam

>drinking the caffeine Jew

Stained teeth, fucked up sleep, increased cortisol levels, depleted adrenal glands. Not to mention the cost.

ABORT COFFEE NOW

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$9.61 x 5 = $48.05
$48.05 x 52 = $2498.60
>brainlet

Mogged by seconds

holy shit I understood the joke

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theres literally nothing wrong with drinking a cup of coffee in the morning. its a natural food and it contains a lot of antioxidants.

>coffee

Get a jug of distilled water, pleb.

wow 2,5k what kind of fucking peanuts shit is this! at least he is enjoying his life more and has less stress. If you bother about saving 2,5k more you should consider finding a better paying job.

Since when are coffee beans a naturally eaten food? Caffeine is bad look up the studies mate

> Be me buy Starbucks bagged coffee at Walmart for $6-15 for a bag depending on the size
> Even a $6 bag lasts weeks when I make 1-2 pots of coffee every day
Buying coffee not in a bag is fucking retarded.

>Since when are coffee beans a naturally eaten food?

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holy shit biz is like 90% newfags at this point

absolutely based
furthermore, roast your own beans
you can start with just a popcorn pan over your stovetop
5 lbs (2.27 kg) of green beans cost like $20-30 and will last you more than a month even if you're drinking 5 cups a day

furthermore, for you doomsday preppers, green beans can be stored indefinitely in the proper conditions and if you learn how to properly roast them yourself you'll be in a hugely advantageous position for bartering

Nothing you eat is "natural"

yeah it's a huge waste of money buying any form of food or drink outside of a grocery store.
I know you're paying to be able to be around other people but make your own coffee and go to the library faggot

how tall are you?

Grocery stores typically don't sell green coffee beans, unfortunately. I don't know, maybe something like Whole Foods does. Don't have a Whole Foods near me.

online grocery stores are grocery stores

fucking kek op you’re da best

Fair point.
I wholeheartedly agree you should always buy from the source. Would buy straight from farms if it were more accessible for me.

It's in the whitepaper. You did READ the whitepaper? Better stock up on those dimes, it'll be $1k EOY.

It's $3.50 over here, anyone got any change?

too bad you are an unskilled labourer. i get all the free coffee i want at my luxury wage cage.

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video up 8 years, active youtube account, still not taken down or corrected

made me kek

Imagine paying 3$ for a cup of coffee and not Link.

30 (((noses))) tall

It's stopsnthe hormones that wake you up from producing. Like when you take steroids your body doesn't produce its own test anymore and when you do drugs your dopamine levels get depleted etc.

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>imagine being this dense

no & nulinkers dont understand

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>literally, literally literally, pointing out the joke
Got an autistic one over here

Epic

>not ordering a Venti Roastie-Faggocthini Supreme™ with extra onions milk for $14.99 at your Local Starcuck's®

its called hyperinflation + supply & demand.

Pod coffee (nespresso) is unironically better than all that cafe shit. Black espresso at perfect temperature and cheap.

>and cheap
Isn't one pod at least $1? And only contains ~60 mg caffeine?

Like I said above, you can buy 5 lbs of green beans for under $30. That makes one 150 mg cup of coffee ~$0.3.

So you're paying over 8 TIMES the price for every cup. Imagine if you had three a day. For a month you'd pay $90 vs. $10

I always get them on special around 50 cents each. I like the process of making it with the pod machine and I have a bunch of paper cups so it's same as store brought.

Based. Make a drip pot of high quality coffee and put it in the fridge. Lasts 3-4 days.

WOW TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO GET THIS JOKE GOD DAMN

1K EOY IS FUD

It's not "free". They use it to keep you around and underpay you.

Why are these retards actually talking about coffee? Does nobody get the joke?

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Fucking cringe

They're Jow Forumstard newfags

I guarantee a lot of people didn't get it

i don't see why the majority of people don't like black coffee, is it just a corporate meme to get people to buy expensive cappucinos and fraps?
especially something sweeter like black cold brew, that shit is delicious

you fags are as bad as reddit fags with their narwhal bullshit

Gunna be crazy when coffee costs 1keoy

GREEN BEANS NIGGA?? DAFUQ kinda coffee you making with Lima beans

>be coffee shop.
>set prices nice and low.
>let everyone get good and dependent.
>PUMP