Make fun of NEETs

Hi this board is slow right now. I made around 1.5 million dollars at current valuations for my crypto and other assets. Despite this, I have only been able to fuck gigantic whale chicks for the last 2 years. Feel free to give me advice or to laugh at me for being such a failure

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If you send me 10k so I can move out, I’ll tell you how to break the cycle. I used to be you, and because I broke the cycle and can fuck any bitch I want, I don’t give a shit that I’m a NEET. Besides, you probably spend around that much on a date with one of these fatties I’m sure they work up an appetite.

Haha you wish buddy. I said you can make fun of me or give advice. I’m not pathetic enough to give money to homeless people even I have limits

That's pathetic as fuck user. I'm average as shit in every respect and I've managed to bang at least 7/10's consistently

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Just keep doing you OP, pussy is extremely overrated. t. Have fucked 60+ chicks

Yeah I am low self-esteem now. I am pretty sure all my friends and family think I have a fat fetish because of the chicks I have been bringing around but in truth I just want company

I’m not homeless but I could use a new spot to take these married slabs. I guess you’ll just never know the key to getting ass. Money is definitely not it as I’m sure you can tell by now. But good luck, make a thread in the future looking for me if you re think your foolish decision. However my price will then be 25k.

Thanks user. I do get pussy now it’s just nothing to be proud of. I got autism from bitcoin before my bitcoin life I fucked around 10 hot chicks

Look I am pretty pathetic but you are cringe. Take a hike

Dude claims he made a million but is also a failure for fucking fatties. I know I’m a nufag but this ain’t right. You’ve won bud.