Show yourself

Based as fuck

Spooning your mom doesnt count.

I can only ever make it through 1/2 of Pynchon's books i just get kinda of bored

too many characters and plots at one time, i guess

kek.

Attached: 1499696625884.png (1644x1370, 112K)

>not turning off all screens an hour before bedtime to improve sleep
Never gonna make it

>has trouble getting up in the morning

this has plagued me my whole life

Attached: 1516262559504.jpg (872x964, 131K)

>ignores blinding light from digital device
You can spot a bluelight nigga from a mile away.

Same here, fuck this Monty Pynchon guy

i'm a neet and zero applies
try again op

ive read lots of monty python shit...my fav was the one about the meaning of the universe being 42...

Actually I sleep with my phone downstairs and a laptop on my bed playing youtube vids

Delete

Attached: 1562965188043.jpg (957x745, 124K)

i have small eyes m8 BTFO

STOP

Fuck you

Attached: 1545145624386m.jpg (993x1024, 108K)

You absolute fucking cretins. If this isn’t a coordinated thread you are such fucking low iq twats.

EVERYONE does their cell phone in bed!!!!!! I fuck my GF, then we both do pic related.

>the absolute state of fucking zoomers that can’t think for themselves.

implying anyone here has a gf to fuck lmao. Sorry chad, shouldn't you be selling some linkies to buy stacy her new handbag yet?

dam white people are pathetic
lol and u call urselfs the master-race

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

This meme always fucks with them

the funniest part of this OP to me is that the guy has no chin, just like I imagined. kek.

>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
h-heh good one fren

never felt a back stab like this before

Attached: 1529586898707.jpg (185x273, 6K)

did this come from r9k?

delet

I mastered to hide and adapt. I managed to behave confident, still I'm a huge nerd and ridden of social anxiety. No autist tho. Had years of living with women (and manipulate them), working in a good job and quite well in social situations in private / with coworkers. Still I lurk biz, hate people, got in early in coins and prefer smoking weed and listening to vinyl and chilling alone instead of go out and party. Fuck chads, most women and normies in general. Love you guys. Just learn to find your niche and stay under the radar or live between them.

and do some shit to get rid of your anger. I join actions of my local leftwing extremists regularly. In Germany, so not your fat edgy US "Antifa" faggots, real scummy punks and anarchists. And go mad at protests and shit. Because violence is fun and chaos is all I want. And all they want is to destroy the state. So why not join in and have some fun.

kek i'm literally having the chad slumber every night only with 20 mins of meditations instead of 30. if anyone here sleeps like pic in OP you might aswell kys

DELET ENTIRE THREAD and i have even felt a woman's worth before even a few times, but also a borderline full blown autist. that other user's image hurts too.

>get rid of your anger
maybe offtopic but dont try to channel any of this shit into MMA or lifting
>t. minor ( but still terminal) brain damage at 18 years old

I'm not a virgin, but I feel like one.

Damn, bro.. Sorry for you.

ITS ALWAYS NEW PARADIGM IN MY BEDROOM NIGGA

what happened user? unfortunate accident during training?

The feel when your whole life is described by a 97.7kB.png meme

Attached: 9464994.jpg (601x508, 94K)

>Have dreams about price of holdings going up 100%
>Dopamine rush, validation of a wasted two years of crypto trading
>Suddenly wake up excited, start to become slightly aware that it was a dream
>Maybe it's true anyway
>3:30am
>Check blockfolio
>Price actually down 5%
>Heart sinks, dopamine is over
>Why did it drop 5%
>Check biz for any potential information
>See thread about other coin mooning that you sold days ago
>Heart sinks further
>Check CMC for actual price in case OP was just lying
>Price is indeed up
>Should have bought other coin
>Will my coin dump more after I go to sleep?
>Check charts again to see if it's still moving down
>No movement
>Check biz for hope that it will recover from this drop so sleep can resume
>Now 3:50am, wide awake, depressed
>Turn off screen, try to fall back asleep
>Can't sleep
>4:00am, it's been 10 minutes, maybe the price moved
>Open blockfolio, check price again
>Hate life
>Hate crypto
>Even if it did 100% increase, not worth this price on my life

holy shit. how can this be THIS accurate

Holy shit this is too accurate

Do people really stay in bed with a tiny phone screen while laying in an uncomfortable positions?
Why not just use your multi-monitor battlestation?

Attached: intp.png (1423x1296, 326K)

jesus man, give this shit a rest and go out. Fucking work out, get a job, go fishing anything the shit you are doing is unhealthy as fuck

>Is 300 LINK enough to make it

Attached: 1532096409352.jpg (798x770, 119K)

why I feel everyone posted here sounds so cute

>be stink holder
>wake up at 04.00 due to a notification
>another 700k has been dumped
>n-never selling

I rarely if ever use my phone in bed
It's uncomfortable user

>pic related
Go on then, you tease

mainly bc I got mauled by some heavier dude in a tournament. but additionally to that months of extensive training prior without taking notice of the warning sings. the fight was the nail in the coffin. headaches for weeks that wanted me to kms
I just wanted to proof myself that you could turn your life around becoming a chad. but all of this physical shit is secondarily. its about mentality - all in your head. start there

>the Chad slumber
>lights out at 9pm sharp
>leaves phone in kitchen at night, no point in useless distractions
>approximately one gallon of pure filtered water on bedside, entire thing drank by morning
>30 minutes of meditation every night to ensure restful sleep
>never had a girl in his bed, always pumps and dumps at stacy's, for the bed is his sanctuary
>would never watch porn for it disrupts the brain