Dubs decide if i gamble 0.05 BTC and where

dubs decide if i gamble 0.05 BTC and where

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All in link never fucking selling. You grandchildren can thank me later.

cash out, buy US savings bond

holo

Get you some brap

2ez. RSR. Idex/Huobi. All in bitch

100x short Market price bitmex

to my wallet

short ETH 10x

100x long market price bitmex

Buy LINK

Damn
Isn't ethereum going up?

there you go OP. post screencap of position

Here we go. Keep us posted OP.

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no questions, do what you're told as per your OP. NOW

DO IT

Irrelevant. Dubs.

KEK has spoken!

Why gamble away 50k?

hold on guys I need to create the account...
Damn I hope you guys are right about this...

>link is a gamble
not so subtle fud

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We are in dead cat bounce. You will make it

wait I said where to gamble not what position to gamble...
Is ethereum going down though...

now you're pussying out? post the short or kys

jfc you can't say yolo doubles good sirs and then back out.

We all change, op stays the same.

Invest all in Quant

binance is being a bitch and not letting me withdraw money hold on...

ITS GONE DOWN LIKE 3 BUCKS SINCE I TOLD YOU HURRY UP FAGGOT

very sad to see this go to waste

okay hold on waiting for comfirmation

keep calm, it takes 10-15 min. it unironically seems like you will make a good move with shorting eth now

This. If anything its a good day to try a 10x. Liquidation or good gains guaranteed.

I cant believe it. Im doing TA, monitoring the Market for hours before opening a position and OP just makes a fucking dubs thread and will make a nice profit

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Holo and One are going to have good end of the summer.

VIRGIN VS CHAD TRADER

>the virgin
>the chad

fuuu I'm scared it keeps going up and down O_O

pls no bully, Im trying my best and still not in profit

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Okay I did it
I don't understand any of this shit desu

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$180 EOD tomorrow. you will 10x your stack fren

5x or bust AT LEAST

now you hit the red button, what's so hard to understand about that?

youre shorting 1x but you were supposed to Do 10x! just use the slider beyond the calculator and confirm it. you have to close your position before

okay the page just updated

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now get comfy and watch how you make profit

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USE 10X MAN THOSE WERE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS

I thought I did x10

no, you 1x. you will make no gains under 10x user. open a new position with 10x like said

close enough

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someone explain shorting? cheers m8

Did you slide the bar over to 10x before you hit the red button?

yeah look see?

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YOU ONLY USED 0.005 OF YOUR 0.05 BTC WHICH IS WHY IT SAYS AVAILABLE BALANCE = 0.0449.
CLOSE YOUR SHORT AND OPEN IT AGAIN MAKE SURE THE SLIDER IS AT 10X AND THAT IT SAYS COST: 0.05 BTC THEN HIT SELL/SHORT DO IT FAGGOT

THAT'D BE A ~5000 CONTRACTS POSITION BY THE WAY

Sell high, buy low

Squiggly minus?

ALSO YOU ARE SHORTING BTC I TOLD YOU TO SHORT ETH

this

ITS A SYMBOL WHICH MEANS 'ROUGHLY' OR 'APROX' YOU BRAINLET

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oh crap I'm shorting btc?
can I cancel my short?

Holy shit. The absolute state of brainlets

How ya holding up bud?

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how do people like you exist?

YES BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT FROM NOW ON ELSE YOU DONT DESERVE THESE GAINS

lmao op what the fuck have you done

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Yes, close the position.
Give him a little bit more time, he's clearly retarded. This is entertaining

>OP accidentally selects 100x from the stress of online bullying
>locks himself out of the account spilling shit on his phone or something
>comes back to 100k

>not sure if trolling or not
but still: click on market at your position and it will close it after you confirmed. select the ETHUSD rider at the top of the page, open a 10x position with 5000 contracts. enjoy gains

fucking kek

Why is it saying buy O_O

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topkek
I fucking love this board so much

This is some great shit lmao

because youre closing. its ok

YOU STILL DONT GET IT DO YOU

brcause you shorted you basically bought back your currency from bitmex. Not real btc

YES CLOSE THE POSITION AND OPEN AN ETH ONE WITH 10X WHICH IS DONE BY GOING TO THE ETH TAB

OP XD

10x your crypto with moon3d. bonus schemes awaits

never change op. love you

I spilled my drink irl because of you user, kek!
this thread is pure biz gold

okay done

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legend

YOU SHORTED WITH ONLY 229 FUCKING CONTRACTS USE YOUR WHOLE STACK GODDAMNIT

come on m8

I love you OP

that was a little over the top, I now youre trolling. But it doesnt matter, kekd a lot about this thread. thank you dear OP!

YEAH FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE SOMEONE 10X THEIR BTC STACK, SEEMS LIKE HE'S TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

This. OP didn't like the gamble so he pussied out.

buy nuke, I've got a few whales coming

last two digits is the percentage you invest
if it's even, buy
if it's odd, short

OP ALREADY GOT HIS INSTRUCTIONS AND PRETENDED TO BE A BRAINLET CAUSE HE IS A COWARD FUCKING SAGE

come on, it was very funny though

HE'D ALREADY BE MAKING MONEY

yeah thats true, he wouldve shorted the top. you cant force people to their happiness

relax or open a short so we can keep the thread going, your choice

IM A POORFAG THATS WHY I LIKE TO GAMBLE WITH OTHER PEOPLES MONEY

Embrace the kneepads/bitmex lifestyle