Living in a car

>diy bidet.

Hi, Mr. Schlansky!

The Pleasure Way is making it

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whats to stop some nigger or bear from killing you in your sleep? then again a nigger or bear could just break through the glass and kill u inside ur car too but still

Ask Weeman:

youtube.com/watch?v=ht18GKKBHHI

So much shit these days tries to make poor millennials feel rich. Have you heard of 'tiny homes'. Nigga you live in the fucking trailer park like Ricky.

Because you actually sleep under the car, the double decoy works everytime

>diy bidet
Are you me user? The bidet Is the most important part of a home, i would literally rather not have a toilette than not have a bidet.
I think burgers (and most northern europeans) are literally not better than ma nkeys for just walking around all day long with a shitty anus....i really cant understand how they live and consider themselves fully human....

How about Honda Fit? I'm thinking of buying one

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Take the van pill

I spend 600 a month on everything insurance, gas, food and put the other 3k a month into crypto

Sometimes I'll camp on the beach because I can

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TOILET PAPER
have you heard of it you fucking brainlet

Don't forget Australians. We are also subhuman faggots who don't use bidets.

>tfw have to hold my shits till I get home so I can immediately shower and soap my ass up afterwards every time

>i smear my shit all over my asshole and walk around all day like that

A moist towlette and TP follow up is a suitable alternative experience but I tend to agree with you. Swamp ass is a direct result of a shit smeared anus. Once you know, you can’t go back.

>Swamp ass is a direct result of a shit smeared anus
what's your definition of swamp ass? in the summer, i can shower and be clean and walk outside for 10 minutes and my asscrack is a fucking river and i have a sweat stain on my ass crack that shows if i wear khakis or something like that

Why I carry a pack of travel wet wipes with me wherever I go. I can take the nastiest shits and still have a pristine asshole.
Try it anons you can never go back.

It’s 100x worse after a shit with a TP wipe. I’m sorry for letting you know, you’ll never not notice again.

Where do you wifi sir

Yes! You can fold back seats to have a flat platform

idk mate. in the summer i am completely drenched in sweat after 10 minutes outside. keeps my pores and skin clean and clear, at least

vans are too expensive for a wagie like me

what did he eat?

My phone or literally any WiFi that's open which is fucking everywhere

vanman?

>too expensive to spend

>vans are too expensive for a wagie like me

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based

Foreign user has a point.
If you get shit on your hand wiping your ass, do you just wipe it off with paper and call your hands clean?

I've done this

Get a gym membership for showers- I used planet fitness. Parking is tricky. I never did it in the city, I would pick streets that didn't have any buildings on them (Waiting to be developed). I got in trouble with police for sleeping in a neighborhood and sleeping outside my gym, but I didn't get fined, just got kicked out and had to move locations. I did all my car dwelling in the spring when it was cold, not sure how to handle it now that its hot. Make sure to keep your spots on rotation. Pick like 7 spots you can sleep at night. Rotation keeps suspicion down. No music, no littering. You're there only to sleep arrive late and leave early, you shouldn't have to leave your car. Meals were tough, fast food was my goto. I tried cooking in the suv but I failed. Space is tight, get rid of shit you don't touch. I was bad about that.

based overland

I sleep in a warehouse now or else I'd still be sleeping in my suv

what the fuck? can't you just park literally anywhere? Who the fuck is going to come knocking? Put some drapes or some shit

Living with your parents > living in your office (sorry wagies) > living in a van

another one of these thread clones.

Jow Forums sucks

or maybe you should have sex already. think about that

I wish, but just parking anywhere overnight looks suspicious.

Just get a van with tinted windows and rent a parking garage spot. It'll already be air conditioned and everything, and you can walk to the work in most cases.

Green text story?

this is so fucking miserable in a little car like that

A lot of gas stations where I live have signs like "Safe Place" as a heads up that you can sleep there. Also, I've heard hotel lots are good places to sleep

If you live in a car and work from your pc why not move in to another country at that point?

For $600 a month you can live in a fully furnished condo with infinity pool and gym in Thailand for example.

Imagine caring this much about anus. Are you a homosexual who enjoy spotless rimjobs or what?

Drapes are retarded and will attract attention. Park this in a parking garage, and you will never run into problems.

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Sorry Pierre but we shower. Don’t forget to put on your 96h protection deodorant, you stinky cunt.

Yeah if you work on your PC, getting a van is retarded. The point of a van is to work in SF/NYC/DC without having to pay rent.

Personally, I'd rather sleep in my office if I didn't live with my parents.

>Do lots of LSD

>Decide to hike the Appalachian Trail

>Do it and end up hiking the whole thing

>Get back and join my friend's small business running out of his home

>Find apartment on craigslist with roommate, under the table. couple months later apartment finds me and kicks me out

>Move into SUV

>Live in SUV

>Business moves to warehouse

>Sleeponcotintheoffice.jpg

and that's where I'm at today

I'd like to discuss the business but I'll probably get doxxed. Most I can say is eBay

Jelly af desu

But you also have to pay for the car, maintenance, gas, parking spots, etc.

At that point I take living in a run down apartment with roommates for cheaper.

The only situation where I would consider the car thing is if you are doing a long road trip.

Nice set-up.

I'm thinking of buying a roomy hatchback car and doing this.

I live near San Francisco, so I'd save a fortune while making big bux. Do cops bother you in the Bay Area if you do this? Where's a good place to sleep?

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why is no one talking about baby wipes?
I use baby wipes + toilet paper.
My ass smells fresh and clean all day long, I even use it when I pee so my dick is also clean.

niggers are afraid of heights

You will have to pay for transport anyways in a big city. Gas is a non-factor, these vehicles don't burn much more than a regular car. It replaces your regular car, so maintenance is the same shit. Parking spots run maybe $100-250/mo, which isn't bad considering you have access to a vehicle in a major city (most people don't), unless they own a decent house/apartment there (very expensive proposition).

Rent a spot in a parking garage month to month. Worst thing they can do is kick you out, and then you just find another place.

How many IT or coding jobs allow you to work remotely while still making a decent wage? Like $5000 - $10,000 / month and above?

I thought most companies want you to work in their offices.

Typically remote == paycut in most cases, but some jobs you only have to be in the office for weekly meetings.

Hope you've got a big stack of link user, how much is "lots of lsd" though?

The absolute state of americucks

buy a 1 ton dually and look into Host Mammoth or Everest truck campers, or Eagle Cap 1200 truck camper.

Thank me later.

kys pajeet shill.

idk, probably over 50 trips averaging 150ug

Name a better alternative. You can make 100K+ in San Francisco as a janitor. Some companies have all in first year comp of 300K. Start any business and you can charge people $100+/hr for basic shit.

Of course, you have to save money like a kike to get ahead, but you can easily hit $1M+ net worth within a few years if you aren't a retard.

jej! with $600 you can live in modern apartment in europe, why to torture yourself user? I would understand if your expenses were like $100 but $600?

where?

It's like this in China, Norway,London,Toronto, Japan, Hong Kong and any other civilized and high tech area.

live closer to nature, see new sights.

imagine the smell, even with a gym/showers access ventalation is concern.

Not gonna lie this is unironically based and also looks comfy. Good for you user hope your discipline and sacrifice pays off

How are you still lucid and able to post after that. You would have probably gotten more out of sober meditation in the woods with spread out trips than to go full retard.

So about 1 a week for a year? I did that, I just toned down the dosage now, haven't been off this shit in 3 years or more now

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Not the guy you responded to but probably pizza and bagels that they giveaway for free at the Planet “Fitness”.

cooking food is a meme. just buy a rotisserie chicken every few days and some veggies/fruits for wraps.

Ford E250

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Holy shit man, you're that youtuber I saw. You were out in the woods and everything, watching netflix from your hotspot. I just wanna know how the hell you keep cool in that thing.

well its spread out over like 2 years

probably more like 100 trips, but honestly idk

I did it over like 2 years you turd

how much water can you store in these.

Based
t. e350 owner

Just be sure to keep your ass clean funk in the trunk is not pleasant, and will most assuredly send your girl into a downward spiral of shame

I live near SF and have never seen janny jobs paying that much. Where do you find them? I'd clean shit up for a few years for that kind of dough.

Literally nobody is gonna know that you have shit still on your asshole. If it's near the end of the work day and the need to take a shit arises, I'm gonna take the shit and say fuck it and walk back in with a bit of shit probably on my asshole.

Ah yes, the downward spiral into oblivion.

It’s not meth dude lol. Alcohol is probably worse

How are you vanlifers dealing with the heatwave out there?

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More like Bubbles, tee bee haitch family.

Yes i got that it still seems like a huge amount given the recovery after each crazy journey.
Alcohol is definitely much worse. I am referring to the mental/spiritual exhaustion and time to process the lessons learned which can require re examining every area of your life. Some people are more sensible than others I guess and some can just treat it like another party drug drop a ton on the regular see pretty lights and that is it. To each their own.

I legit did that shit on the side of my house - just slept in it, at the end of the day (stored my belongings inside the house)

Rotated from the car/the backyard tool shed, the couch, you name it.

Went from a spoiled upper middle class lifestyle to going way in debt.

Was a needed kick in the balls. Gave me the toughened skin to start a business. 100%

sick entertainment center bro

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OH. Anyway:

You'll be at risk for interrupted sleep, no doubt. If you're in your 20s you'll be good - though be advised that regular interrupted sleep can bring about dementia & such; not a good habit to fall in

I did it for 2 months. I did it to hike the whole east coast. I did it in a 4 door honda civic.
Lowered the back seat down, stuck my head in the trunk (good air flow) and let my feet dangle out.
If you get hot drive north.
I think I spent 1k in that time, or could have if I didn't go skydiving.
Sleep at truck stops, or in the middle of scary woods.
I always slept with my gun.
Racism will help you, had some nigs try to get in my car. I yelled "NIGGER!" and they went on their way scared ("sheeeet they someone in theyur.") as I held my gun.
Learned a lot. Also you wake up pretty much with the sun and state parks are usually free before a certain time.

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Fucking nice. How much did that set up cost?