"Good morning, user. I'm your new boss."

>"Good morning, user. I'm your new boss."

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Here's my two weeks notice.

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>boss

i bought chainlink

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"I may be white and male, but you will die alone and your cats will have eaten your face by the time a wellness check occurs."

>putting her stickers upside down

She's doing this wrong

Three words. at-will employment.

Yes sir, Mr. Mueller. Might I ask why you are wearing that wig?

>Do a 360 and walk away

>her
>she

OK,

I'm taking vacation early August, thanks.

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>not walking out the door immediately

sigh...
*unzips dick*

>easily out performs boss while subtly bringing up roasties errors to higher ups
>replace her in a few months
it's not that hard user

*does a 360 spin and walks away*

>her

Meet me in the mini kitchen no cockblockers there

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>360

That will put you in the same direction you were facing retard.

I stared at that picture for five minutes, refusing to believe that someone with my tier of Photoshop skills did not put together a collage to make that picture as a troll.

Mighty, jesus-dunking fuck.

sorry boss but I identify as black lesbian female and I have already filed report with HR for my freshly triggered PTSD caused by your offensive tshirt.

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damn i didnt know i worked in hr

God i hate summer fags

The one drop rule works for diversity, but having a Y chromosome means you will never be a woman.

hello sir

the secret of white collar work is that no one can actually make you do anything, and a bad performing employee reflects mostly on the boss as long as other people stick up for you.

"IT'S M'AM"

>management
>getting replaced due to poor performance
>ever

enough

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>that shirt

She’s not wrong

>Mighty, jesus-dunking fuck.
you have to go back faggot

I wish I could, but my fucking time machine is broken, niggertits.

Also, put a fucking comma between 'back' and 'faggot'.

t. grammar nazi

Give me those digits fucking new fag

end your own life you redditor nigger kike before i rape your family to death and smash their heads in with a baseball bat epic style

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chigurh?

too soon

Imagine the sexual tension

The only correct answer
Kek!

You see how will it feel that a lifelong feeling of self victimization will ultimately lead to god's plan all along? No man will marry you, your womb will be bare and dry like a desert and no children or offspring will be born.

Enjoy natural selection wagie

So happy I made the decision to live in Asia. You don't see man-hating feminists around these parts.

They're all over South Korea

>falling for basic b8

Hey newfag, remember you are here forever.