Rejected from 11 different positions in a week

bait

take the lsat and go to law school
I got a 163 without studying and got a full ride at a tier 2. it's not hard

Produce engineer kek

you list no accomplishments

>Engineer
>Executive

Not shitting on you but the fact that we have to embellish this hard is frightening

And it's crazy that tacking on engineer and technician suddenly makes it refined

produce engineer, fucking KEK.

t. electrical engineer

>Evaluation structural risks of stacking produce
>ESTATE MANAGER/SECURITY ENFORCEMENT
>Patrolling of premeses
funniest shit I've seen in a while

also, this

Dude, you're fucking yourself by applying so many times. Employers pull up your resume score when they're looking to hire you and the more times your resume score is pulled up, the lower it goes.

So your advice for OP is to literally just get the job?

Have your gf help you, user :)

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I was in your position, eventually it drove me to madness and I involuntarily took the NEETpill.

You're supposed to spread it out. Resume scores go back up after not being viewed so many times in a row.

>tfw i had 3 jobs positions offered to me this month
>tfw i already have a job
Take the web dev pill bro

Hey there colleague, what industry are you working in?
I got into automotive pretty randomly and am wondering how careers are in other fields.

>falling for the bait
I bet you bought literal shitcoins last week, too, user. And you're about to sell them right now.

>Produce Engineer
lololololol
I love when people try this hard.
I did entry level hiring for two different large companies in the past and you want to know the secret to a good resume? There fucking isn't one. Nobody gives a shit. After you look at 100+ resumes you just stop caring because everyone is lying anyway. The layout and jargon is nice enough that I can tell you aren't a ghetto nigger, and beyond that most HR departments will just make a list and start calling people at random or even alphabetical. Having a last name that starts with V or Z could literally screw you out of a job, it's that petty. The first person to show up to the interview on time, with half decent credentials, who doesn't make an ass out of themselves usually gets the job.

I had an interview last month for a government agency. I emailed 2 weeks ago asking for information about when I can expect a decision. They said they'll get back to me as soon as they can. Is it appropriate to call and ask them to give me more information. Been four weeks since the interview

these sound like nice jobs, I'm just having trouble discerning if they're good jobs or wagie jobs because of the employers (wendy's, safeway) and the amount of buzzwords that you use. This might just be me, but maybe try to make this sound more genuine?

security guard, 1 month cc rep, shitcoin trader, supermarketstacker.

well done you

You are on the (((list))) user

are you a minority

you sound way too cucked in that resume, stop focusing on your “submissiveness”, you sound like a desperate faggot trying way too hard

It's appropriate, shows your keen.

>Collection and inspection of mail
You're hired, $300k starting salary