Tfw got fired today for asking a coworker out

You're only meant to do that if you are as hot as fuck and they have a habit of sitting on your desk repeatedly touching random items on your desk.
Otherwise it's harassment on your part.

Use it on your resume people rarely check shit like that. Is it entry level or what?

good bit

now go find a small white owned company to work for

K, 1st off, just put it on there, they won't check most likely.
2nd even if they do check they can only ask, your position, pay & dates of employment
Your fine, don't worry!

A little story to show that no one checks, My dad worked for a company must be close to one of the top 50 on the S&P. Anyway, My dad got passed over for promotion, the guy that got the promotion to director went to Harvard. After a while my dad got his job when Harvard man got promoted to VP. Once Harvard man was VP the other VPs that went to Harvard started asking him questions about what teachers he had ect. His story didn't add up. They checked, turns out he never went to Harvard! Got Fired.
No one checks. Unless you give them a reason.

Best of luck Oppie

Approaches her like a virgin, BSV holder in the work cafeteria holding a plate of tofu squares;

“You don’t have to tell me your plans for the weekend, but you do have to eat these...”

kek

wait how?

Just tell the truth if it's that simple.

You must have a friend / ally from your 4 year job who sympathises. Have a chat with him, clue him on on what he needs to say. Exaggerate his position if necessary. That's the guy who you put down as your reference. Done. Your next boss is probably going to be much better.