/smg/ - Stock Market General

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I am a wizard

If Microsoft beats I'm going to treat my self to a glass of scotch.

I wish I bought more MO cheapies during the last drop yall. AMDCHADS I love you. NonAMDCHADS I also love you. Not Intcels though.

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MSFT RISIN

Rip in spaghetty. Msft falls today.

ACB
CTST

LIIIIIVEEE

what have i done?!?!?!

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jour vert

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> -$15,000
> If I dont start turning a profit soon, the Robinhood people are going to send out goons to break my legs

Speak English you limp wristed ashley-fag

but Dobbler if they miss or are as projected i'm going to have a 0 balance in my account.

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You have time to back out of your extremely poor decisions

>$8620 nw stonks
>I set off the smoke alarms making fried chicken 2 days ago

its french, for day green

>i'm going to have a 0 balance in my account.
I'm long on MSFT too but God I'd love that.

I‘ll pray for you Bagsy.

FUUUUUUCK US NAVY SHOOTING DOWN IRANIAN DRONE!!!

GOLD AND SILVER AT 52-WEEK HIGHS, WHAT'S THE PLAY?!

DID SOMEONE KNOW ABOUT THIS?! IS THAT WHY METALS ARE MOONING?!

That bitch admitted in an interview, she don't even like anilingus.

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Is Square a bad investment?

Great buying opportunity on AMRN right now, they did an offering

The right thing.

I hope we miss too, just so you get bogged.

I was noticing that they were crashing lately, hope T-baby user didn't kill himself after sacrificing his T's for Amarin.

This one have a shot?

It’s outrunning my damn bid.

Ain't happening Baggie, we gon be rich as fuck nigga.

What are you going to spend your shekels on?

bqased, we in war mode nigga

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2 girls at the same time

Reminder M*FT will open up at $120 tomorrow. That will be the high of the day

that would be fucking awesome but not gonna happen.

Put your money where your mouth is and show us your puts faget.

Two girls at the same time is fun.

Ayyyy fucking kek

More MSFT

$220 more like it.

Maybe... that tiny bite of LMT was enough of a move... gold and silver are too hot for me right now... BAKA FML fampais

You should really start with one until you know what you're doing
:3

(good movie tho)

>MSFT

you realize MSFT is at an all time high in 5 years? and you expect it to climb even further?

>MELI

This is a board full of lemmings, their suffering will be great tomorrow

>all time high in 5 years
Wtf does this even mean queer?

That was English. Dumbass borderjumper.

Cool it with the antisemitism, pal.

>PUYI up 26%
>HQ located in Guangzhou, a city in China

Fuck it I’m goin all in tomorrow if I lose I lose

im not a virgin, but it‘s just been such a long time.

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SOON

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yes I expect the only good tech company in the entire world to continue to grow. you expect us to buy shit like BGFV or OPTT and lose money year after year?

>This one have a shot?

Absolutely
It's as close to a sure thing as you can get in biotech, drug works great, is cheap and safe (derived from fish oil), has a large market (fat people, their drug is intended to treat high triglycerides)
Only potential issue is them being able to matket it well (biotechs often have a hard time with this without the help of big pharma), which is the main element of risk in this company
They just did a $400,000,000 offering to help make sure they have the resources to market the drug after it gets approval

30k+ in RH
About as much in IRAs and 401ks
An undisclosed amount in other accounts

Nothing interesting about me

market it*

Sh-shut up z-zoomer
Just go f-find some coed at a bar

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any better guides besides that shitty wiki article
how do you know what to invest in?

>gold is up $20 since the start of this year
bruh

Bought lotto puts on CRWD should be interesting especially with that IV :O

The debt based ponzi scheme is coming to an end

Don‘t let our food be denied you - put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!

>CRWD
also at an all time high. expensive stock, relatively new company. r1$ky

Investments:
>$375K in taxable accounts
>$35K in Roth IRA
>$15K in work Simple IRA
>$9K cash
>$1.7K in crypto (BTC, ETH, XRP, XLM)

Interesting Fact:
>I've bullshitted my way through my entire life

I'm gonna need you to put the crack pipe down, Jimbo.

Longing AMRN is a means of longing obesity

K I just went short on the S&P again. This rally appears to have hit the molasses.

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Meh I threw 30 bucks into it hoping for some NFLX flack to hit them if it turns shitty that’ll bring it down 10% and if we’re still red on Friday another 5% which nets me profit
IPO’s are always lotto never play hard always cheap

F

Which just about anyone would agree is a good investment

$1.2m
i like cheap scotch

Questionable

you have been suspended from the golden bull club

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Dubious at best, should‘ve written covered calls instead.

CXW at 17.00 while it's lower monthly bolly is at 16.99... Is that a good bet yet?

I gotta learn the rules to this game...

nonononono!!! Stop it my greens are going gray!!!

Stop shorting the great USA!

Bought 100 shares.

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Waiting for earnings reports is boring as fuck.

Is Square a bad investment?

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:D

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robinhooders cant short l0l

msft pumping hard before the bell

Damn, I should have loaded up on $TR last year

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shekels are flowing into MSFT last chance to buy in below $140, you got less than a minute.

It's definitely a good investment in the long term, imo
May still be a bit of short term downside from the offering tho, keep that in mind

It's definitely a good investment in the long term, imo
May still be a bit of short term downside from the offering tho, keep that in mind

What did my internet connection mean by this

I’m going to embark upon an unconstrained assault of your feet

It’s probably for the best. Most RH accounts (north of 98%) have no business with options or levvy ETFs in my opinion

Your point?

>pentagon cloud deal with amazon and microsoft

IT ALL HINGES ON THIS

Honestly thinking of trying 100% amrn on covered calls, I‘d be able to do 900 shares on margin. Then sell the atm weeklies for like, 0.60 per. It‘s super tempting.

What's MSFT doing?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .63%, oof! GEO and CGC continue their drag down (GEO touching weekly and monthly bolly and in Buy Zone tm RSI on the daily, pls buy). I'm getting to triple down territory here, this is scary.
At least all the calls I've sold expire tomorrow, that'll be a nice boost when I can roll over on monday
youtube.com/watch?v=b4hWcrdz6n4

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FUCK THEY"RE RED!!!

DUMPING HARD
jk don't think they reported yet--- anyone know where to find out quick?

BAGGIE WE'RE RICH

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$1.21 eps MSFT

Going nuts, up to $140, down to $132 all in a minute or so

Crab day, MSFT will probably be what decides if I'm officially red or green

Sold my SQQQ and SPXS at their peaks today, so that was nice

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I think I'm going to lose money on this one. It's not as big of a surprise as we needed.